maybe he's like the lion in your sig.
he may eat and shiatte at the same place place as the antelope but he eats and shiatte antelopes.
same, yet different.
I doubt so. This looks like a spoilt brat who got thrown out by the family.
does being a member of the elites gives me privileges?
paul say one. the paul dat lick dick.
You just need to get pregnant for ppl to give up their seats for you. Not need so gan kor.
knn i see seat belts on the sports model ler....don't chop my carrot head.
how much horse power do i need to generate to drive this above 15km/h?
i guess air-condition is out of the question also?
btw if that felled tree killed somebody then i don't want...could be haunted car.
No air conditioning, part of the green thing. Horse power is really dependent on your leg power, if sports model, it will be
4 Kah power with two seated passengers. You have the option to have 2 horse power added in the front. All tress are QC prior to
manufacturing, we pick the best trees for all our customers.
You just need to get pregnant for ppl to give up their seats for you. Not need so gan kor.
WRONG!
even pregnancy dun guaranty u seats hor...
try taking the train one of these days and you will see how ugly it is..
i.e i am under
priviledgednourished . becoz pple dun give up priority seats to me.
WRONG!
even pregnancy dun guaranty u seats hor...
try taking the train one of these days and you will see how ugly it is..
Yeah, without all the graffiti, plain gray is ugly.
WRONG!
even pregnancy dun guaranty u seats hor...
try taking the train one of these days and you will see how ugly it is..
I am not pregnant...
I am not pregnant...
SORRY! WRONG!
even pregnancy dun guaranty u seats hor...
try taking the train one of these days and you will see how ugly it is..
Yap i 2nd that, my wife experience the same thing.
On the bus is better. look like singapore percieved MRT as a safer transport that even standing is consider safe.
am i going to die?
due to the over budget spending yesterday, i only allowed to have this for lunch
jia eh pah meh?
my right shoulder feels stiff. and affecting my right arm. feeling numb.
am i going to die?
how come i also feel the same? but i think mine is ??
what is your last wish before you go?
jia eh pah meh?
later 4pm then go for tea break cos tonite got game, cannot eat dinner
how come i also feel the same? but i think mine is ??
what is your last wish before you go?
i tink its frozen shoulder...
my last wish is for world peace.
my right shoulder feels stiff. and affecting my right arm. feeling numb.
am i going to die?
My left shoulder has the same thing, wanna exchange, so you get both shoulders with same feeling?
i tink its frozen shoulder...
my last wish is for world peace.
So WEI TAH!
My left shoulder has the same thing, wanna exchange, so you get both shoulders with same feeling?
but will i get priority seats on the train?
how come i also feel the same? but i think mine is ??
what is your last wish before you go?
threesome with fiona xie and ayumi hamasaki.
oh wait nevermind...that's mine wish not RB's.
later 4pm then go for tea break cos tonite got game, cannot eat dinner
You eat no eat no difference one.
but will i get priority seats on the train?
Confirm got one. They see both arms different, will give seat to you, if not, you lift up my arm and show them, who dare don't give up?
threesome with fiona xie and ayumi hamasaki.
oh wait nevermind...that's mine wish not RB's.
y ayumi? not maria ozawa or smthing...
threesome with fiona xie and ayumi hamasaki.
oh wait nevermind...that's mine wish not RB's.
Bro. Fiona I can understand, but Ayumi? knn......
BTW, 22nd you coming not? FARK YOU DEAD IF YOU'RE NOT!!! so how?
but will i get priority seats on the train?
if you look like that sure can
y ayumi? not maria ozawa or smthing...
Please also lah, Ozawa where got chio??!!
Bro. Fiona I can understand, but Ayumi? knn......
BTW, 22nd you coming not? FARK YOU DEAD IF YOU'RE NOT!!! so how?
what's wrong with ayumi???
MU need to wait till i gather up my balls to ask the wife again.
akan datang la.
Please also lah, Ozawa where got chio??!!
sweet leh...
Please also lah, Ozawa where got chio??!!
Agreed.
Warning....nsfw coming.
what's wrong with ayumi???
MU need to wait till i gather up my balls to ask the wife again.
akan datang la.
Ayumi please lah, wait till you see her FACE up. FUGLY!!
sweet leh...
Again, PLEASE LAH! You're SWEET, she isn't.
Agreed.
Warning....nsfw coming.
NOW, this is SWEET!
NOW, this is SWEET!
Radx is the sweetest to you
Radx is the sweetest to you
That is not sweet, it's called TOK KONG CHIO!
Again, PLEASE LAH! You're SWEET, she isn't.
she schweet.. i likey..
she schweet.. i likey..
You sweeter, my sister sweters, my wife, sweetest! Liddat can not ah?
Ah Pork? Sauerkraut.
You sweeter, my sister sweters, my wife, sweetest! Liddat can not ah?
Ah Pork? Sauerkraut.
pork sauteed nicer.
its back!!! .....never feel sleep after lunch since i start taking garlic pills 2-3 months ago....but now its back!!!
oh so it doesn't work??
**rub eyes...just woke up**
oh so it doesn't work??
**rub eyes...just woke up**
work for months leh...but this 1-2 weeks really feel weak n unwell......that might be the case....
office how to sleep?
work for months leh...but this 1-2 weeks really feel weak n unwell......that might be the case....
office how to sleep?
he elite.
12 lunch time.
1-2 powernap
2-3 wayang
3-430 teabreak
430-5 another nap
5-530 slowly clear desk.
everyday repeat same "task".
he elite.
12 lunch time.
1-2 powernap
2-3 wayang
3-430 teabreak
430-5 another nap
5-530 slowly clear desk.
everyday repeat same "task".
how abt 9am to 12? dun tell me not in yet
how abt 9am to 12? dun tell me not in yet
9-12 i cant rem..
prob the actual amt of work he does.
he elite.
12 lunch time.
1-2 powernap
2-3 wayang
3-430 teabreak
430-5 another nap
5-530 slowly clear desk.
everyday repeat same "task".
like that where to find time for mcf
he elite.
12 lunch time.
1-2 powernap
2-3 wayang
3-430 teabreak
430-5 another nap
5-530 slowly clear desk.
everyday repeat same "task".
Think yours is better than mine, since you are here every min and never take nap like me
like that where to find time for mcf
Surf MCF is primary activity that goes on concurrently.
9-12 i cant rem..
prob the actual amt of work he does.
not bad...everyday 3 hrs only....
Surf MCF is primary activity that goes on concurrently.
yes ??, i only use one side of the brain, can't multi-task
Think yours is better than mine, since you are here every min and never take nap like me
except when she is making delivery....from door to door
Think yours is better than mine, since you are here every min and never take nap like me
i nv nap leh! it makes me more hardworking than u ok.
except when she is making delivery....from door to door
not door to door hor.
one door only.
yes ??, i only use one side of the brain, can't multi-task
You must learn to muster you Qi. The way of the invincible is full of mystery and enlightenment.
except when she is making delivery....from door to door
what she sell? got demo one or not?
not door to door hor.
one door only.
...wau hahahaha BO SENG LEE?
...wau hahahaha BO SENG LEE?
eh.. cannot like dat say one ok. jin pantang one leh.
what she sell? got demo one or not?
i sell tamagotchi.
human version.
can choose nationality one. ai mai?
Ayumi please lah, wait till you see her FACE up. FUGLY!!
knn i used to date a jap girl working in SG for a while who looked 95% like ayumi.
very pretty what....big saucer eyes, bj mouth and tight arse.
did not managed to close the deal so she'll always be the dream that got away.
yes ??, i only use one side of the brain, can't multi-task
err...you only got one side of the brain.
err...you only got one side of the brain.
oh yah i had the other side for dessert
Supercabs are here!
If you are a car enthusiast, a trip in a Taxicab is quite different to any other punter. Depending how anally retentive/geeky you are about cars, your impressions of the car and driver start before you have even opened the door to get in.
You can tell quite a lot about what kind of habits the driver has by the vomit stained steed in which he is sat in. If a Nissan Primera arrives outside your door, it will be diesel, the engine will never see any more than 1500 revs per minute and the driver will be sat on a wooden beaded seat cover and will be sure to get you lost. On the contrary if a 5.0L V10 VW Phaeton which has been chipped arrives at your door (which has happened before) the driver will claim to be ?The Fastest Taxi Driver In The World? (which he did quote) and will drive like a complete nutter as he knows all the not so short, short-cuts.
Having sampled a variety of Taxicabs, we went on a worldwide search for some of the best cars to be graced with a yellow illuminated light and a chronically overpriced meter and found some interesting results.
There is nothing worse than stumbling into the back of a taxi after a heavy night on the town and being greeted by the wallowy ride of a well worn in Peugot 406. Taxi drivers claim that 99 per cent of their passengers throw up because of to much alcohol. I, on the hand, believe it is due to poor chassis/suspension set ups.
It would seem that the Russians would agree with this highly scientific fact as their Hackney Carriage is a TechArt Magnum modified Porsche Cayenne. Having suspension that is lowered by 30 millimetres it makes the Cayenne accessible for everyone from children to the elderly. In addition they are also fitted with adjustable performance air-ride suspension so you can firm up or soften the suspension depending on the passengers intoxication.
In London, Virgin Media offered the services of an Aston Martin DBS, Ferrari F430 and Porsche Turbo to get people around the city, not necessarily quicker but in a hell of a lot more style. When you are sat in a Aston Martin DBS you don?t mind the meter racking up a jackpot figure when the V12 is rumbling ? in a normal TX4 you are left gauging your eyes out to stop looking at the meter.
Buying a Ferrari Enzo is a big financial commitment. Luckily some bright spark in Oman didn?t opt for the million month financing deal but instead uses an Enzo as Muscat taxi cab. With the traditional taxi decals the Enzo won?t stand out that much but there is only enough room for you and your faithful late night kebab ? so be careful not to get garlic sauce on the carbon fibre!
Having an Audi R8 as a taxi is probably one of the better Supercab choices. Being one of the easiest supercars to live with you won?t mind sitting in it for a 10 hour shift blasting your way around the city of Palermo. However taxi drivers can?t give up all their traits as this one has gone for the more economical V8 ? should have gone for the V10 mate and boosted your meter price, mate.
You probably thought it was only hip hop moguls who could roll around in the back of a Maybach 62. Well, in Moscow any pauper can pop in the back of this luxo-barge, whether you want to is another story though.
What do you get if you mix a Porsche Panamera Turbo and a taxi? The Taxamera of course. With a 4.8 litre twin-turbocharged V8, a capable four- wheel drive system and enough room in the boot for all your holiday luggage this is the cab you need when you are running late for a flight.
Words: Rowan Horncastle
what she sell? got demo one or not?
errr..she say she selling "CHEE"?..oh... tamagot CHEE....scared me
eh.. cannot like dat say one ok. jin pantang one leh.
yah sales people very pantang one especially for retail, i saw them do many pattern
errr..she say she selling "CHEE"?..oh... tamagot CHEE....scared me
u scared of tama got cheese?
yah sales people very pantang one especially for retail, i saw them do many pattern
more than badminton?
knn i used to date a jap girl working in SG for a while who looked 95% like ayumi.
very pretty what....big saucer eyes, bj mouth and tight arse.
did not managed to close the deal so she'll always be the dream that got away.
Wait till they remove the freaking makeup!!
Wait till they remove the freaking makeup!!
ya i guess i never got to that part.
although some japanese girls can be crazy when it comes to this.
my ex refused to let me see her without her makeup on.
and she doesn't even use heavy makeup.
ya i guess i never got to that part.
although some japanese girls can be crazy when it comes to this.
my ex refused to let me see her without her makeup on.
and she doesn't even use heavy makeup.
That was why I choose my wife, no make up, no nightmare, no heart attacks.
Wait till they remove the freaking makeup!!
this type of makeup?
this type of makeup?
this.
this.
this one confirm chio without make up.
this group surely the best in the business when it comes to making up(or is it making out?).
---
War of the transvestites
By R.S.N. Murali
The Star/Asia News Network
Tuesday, Oct 04, 2011
MALACCA - Local transvestites are upset that foreign ones are eating into their territory at Taman Melaka Raya.
One of the local transvestites here, who calls himself Shasa, said that competition was tough.
"The foreign ones, many of them from Indonesia, are not afraid of us and they have protectors. We have our protectors as well, but the foreigners are strong and they outnumber us," Shasa said.
A visit to the area showed that the transvestites usually wore heavy make-up and dressed sexily.
Most of the foreign transvestites had entered the country using work and study visas.
The foreign ones found Taman Melaka Raya to be a gold mine as it was a tourist area, state Women, Family Development and Welfare Committee chairman Datuk Norpipah Abdol said.
"We know about them. We are ready to offer counselling and emotional support," she said.
Norpipah was commenting on The Star report on Monday that scores of transvestites had shifted their operations to the busy commercial hub of the city.
They were doubling up as tour guides to entice visitors as competition drove them to be more creative in getting customers.
Norpipah said the state would get the help of non-governmental organisations and the state Islamic Religious Department to counsel the transvestites.
"They need help, but they should also know that what they are doing is morally wrong," she said.
Norpipah said the state government would rope in the Immigration Department, Malacca Historic City Council and police to check the status of the transvestites.
this.
then you need this to remove the makeup
this group surely the best in the business when it comes to making up(or is it making out?).
---
War of the transvestites
which reminds me of one trans i saw at changi village years ago.
voluptuous, porcelain complexion and doll like features..
always suspect he is a real she....... ... until he speaks.
which reminds me of one trans i saw at changi village years ago.
voluptuous, porcelain complexion and doll like features..
always suspect he is a real she....... ... until he speaks.
so you were turned on...and then turned off after he speaks?
or is it the other way around?
according to my china calendar, today is <?????>, you know?
tonite give my dog treats.
so you were turned on...and then turned off after he speaks?
or is it the other way around?
erm. im a confuse individual.
tonite give my dog treats.
err.... then.... *nevermind*
according to my china calendar, today is <?????>, you know?
i love animals....both land and sea!
i love animals....both land and sea!
i am suppose to skip dinner for my game tonite, now you make me hungry
i hungry.
where to go for hot and spicy soup?? got craving in this cold weather..
slurps..
i hungry.
where to go for hot and spicy soup?? got craving in this cold weather..
? ? ? ? !!
can dun wan ? ??
was tinking along the line of tom yum ... heeee...
can dun wan ? ??
was tinking along the line of tom yum ... heeee...
????? !! now i am hungry
????? !! now i am hungry
OHHHHH!!! LOOKS YUMMY!!
i am suppose to skip dinner for my game tonite, now you make me hungry
sorry bro i thought you were reminding us why we love animals.
sorry bro i thought you were reminding us why we love animals.
i had this last thur! also la la and gong gong and baby kai lan and sugar cane juice.
nom nom!
sorry bro i thought you were reminding us why we love animals.
ok, i had the stingray on sunday night
but now craving for ?? spicy food
this type of makeup?
This type, some remove makeup even more chio.
ok, i had the stingray on sunday night
but now craving for ?? spicy food
wah.. drooling..
after work got nom noms!
wah.. drooling..
after work got nom noms!
ok tonite i skip the game, we go nom noms
OHHHHH!!! LOOKS YUMMY!!
are those wat u had ??
lucky i brought sushi to work today..
poor jman. and his poor thing lunch.
ok tonite i skip the game, we go nom noms
i shy. 
ok, i had the stingray on sunday night
but now craving for ?? spicy food
i don't see any resemblance of an animal in there.
go celebrate hairy crab month.
http://press.foursea...otel-singapore/
http://www.sheratons...thly-promotions
are those wat u had ??
lucky i brought sushi to work today..
poor jman. and his poor thing lunch.
no in NZ lah...those is I have a few months ago at Ikoi...
are those wat u had ??
lucky i brought sushi to work today..
poor jman. and his poor thing lunch.
yalor, now going downstair to have chee chong fun and staring at these photos
i don't see any resemblance of an animal in there.
go celebrate hairy crab month.
http://press.foursea...otel-singapore/
http://www.sheratons...thly-promotions
darn! now i feel like having butter crabs...
yalor, now going downstair to have chee chong fun and staring at these photos
it's ok. tmr will b a beta day. *pats*
i don't see any resemblance of an animal in there.
go celebrate hairy crab month.
http://press.foursea...otel-singapore/
http://www.sheratons...thly-promotions
actually i duno how to appreciate hairy crab, bo bah one, eat like no feeling
actually i duno how to appreciate hairy crab, bo bah one, eat like no feeling
YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO EAT THE HAIR!
actually i duno how to appreciate hairy crab, bo bah one, eat like no feeling
bo bah no fun?
RB right or not?
bo bah no fun?
RB right or not?
dun kw leh.
nxt time i try bah bah one then give u FR ok?
actually i duno how to appreciate hairy crab, bo bah one, eat like no feeling
Same here, expensive like fark, and boh bah inside, suck the eggs for what? knn, pai chek also.
Use hairy legs poke backside ah?
You all really damn CB, knn post all this makan picture, I'm the worse affected, because I onl;y eat once a day! What The FARK!
but jman says today is <?????>.
and i sure do love animals.
btw, why only once a day??
shouldn't it be 6 meals?
Edited by Greatbirdlegend, 04 October 2011 - 04:24 PM.
YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO EAT THE HAIR!
This is inside Shanghai DUTY FREE ZONE. NOT outside hor, inside liow. Knn, carry onboard, ask SQ Girl "Miss, please steam my crab for me can?"
This is inside Shanghai DUTY FREE ZONE. NOT outside hor, inside liow. Knn, carry onboard, ask SQ Girl "Miss, please steam my HAIRY crab for me can?"
but jman says today is <?????>.
and i sure do love animals.
btw, why only once a day??
shouldn't it be 6 meals?
???? ! posting such photo
but jman says today is <?????>.
and i sure do love animals.
btw, why only once a day??
shouldn't it be 6 meals?
I don't eat 6 meals anymore. It's now once a day.
I don't eat 6 meals anymore. It's now once a day.
woah...extreme.
I don't eat 6 meals anymore. It's now once a day.
once a day?? hw can?
???? ! posting such photo
come on...show me some animal love.
come on...show me some animal love.
MORE MORE MORE!!!
eat non stop for 12 hours loronce a day?? hw can?
once a day?? hw can?
get ripped or die trying.
eat non stop for 12 hours lor
who are you?
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