you calling me?
u elephant skin.
some say, mine is immune to nurclear blast.u elephant skin.
i just threw away 1 packet that i found in my boy's bag (expired in Nov'11), duno keep for how long liao..... should have kept it and auction at $200
wah.. like tat oso can?
time to auction my granny panties.
bring daniel wu back if u can. thanks!
Daniel Who?
Lianhe Wanbao - 15 hrs 16 mins ago
Two men working as lookouts for Geylang pimps have been convicted in court.
Lin Feng Yuan (57, odd job worker) gets paid $100 a day to watch the police for 12 hours a day.
He parks his vehicle at the Singapore General Hospital, about 100 metres from the Police Cantonment Complex. From there, he watches police movements with a pair of nightvision binoculars.
Lin is familiar with the vehicles used by police and will quickly inform the prostitution syndicates in Geylang once the authorities make any move.
After being informed, the pimps and prostitutes know stay low and avoid police raids.
Lin has been arrested on 20 August last year, together with his accomplice Gan Lian Kai, 24.
But that did not deter Lin from returning to his job as a lookout.
He was arrested again at about 11.30pm on 31 May this year, in Geylang Lorong 8.
He had been riding a motorised bicycle through Geylang to look out for police activity.
He had discovered a patrolling police car and had reported his finding to 12 pimps, who pay him $10 each.
He was soon discovered tailing the police and arrested at Geylang Lorong 31.
Lin has been fined $8,000 and his accomplice, Gan, was fined $2,000 in July this year.
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 1 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
you calling me?
you foreskin
like a parade.
The final 12 hours of prisoners on death row in China
Death row inmates were escorted off the trial site to the execution ground. A common execution method in China is by firing squad.
Man charged for acting as police lookout
Lianhe Wanbao - 15 hrs 16 mins ago
Two men working as lookouts for Geylang pimps have been convicted in court.
Lin Feng Yuan (57, odd job worker) gets paid $100 a day to watch the police for 12 hours a day.
He parks his vehicle at the Singapore General Hospital, about 100 metres from the Police Cantonment Complex. From there, he watches police movements with a pair of nightvision binoculars.
Lin is familiar with the vehicles used by police and will quickly inform the prostitution syndicates in Geylang once the authorities make any move.
After being informed, the pimps and prostitutes know stay low and avoid police raids.
Lin has been arrested on 20 August last year, together with his accomplice Gan Lian Kai, 24.
But that did not deter Lin from returning to his job as a lookout.
He was arrested again at about 11.30pm on 31 May this year, in Geylang Lorong 8.
He had been riding a motorised bicycle through Geylang to look out for police activity.
He had discovered a patrolling police car and had reported his finding to 12 pimps, who pay him $10 each.
He was soon discovered tailing the police and arrested at Geylang Lorong 31.
Lin has been fined $8,000 and his accomplice, Gan, was fined $2,000 in July this year.
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 1 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
Seriously, where do all these gals get their prostitute outfit? Is there a particular shop that specializes in such dresses? How come they always manage to buy the same kind?
i see this type of dresses sold in shops when in bangkok or kl.
Seriously, where do all these gals get their prostitute outfit? Is there a particular shop that specializes in such dresses? How come they always manage to buy the same kind?
what outfit?
3 for $10, you want?
Seriously, where do all these gals get their prostitute outfit? Is there a particular shop that specializes in such dresses? How come they always manage to buy the same kind?
city plaza lor..
city plaza lor..
how come i also thinking of this place
city plaza lor..
got sell this?
what outfit?
3 for $10, you want?
Those yellow, blue, red outfit. I dun see anyone selling at Causeway point or watever. Is it a professional requirement to wear one? Just like bankers dress a certain way. I could imagine a shop in Ho Chi Minh selling them "?i ???c m?t g?i m?i d?m ? Singapore? Ch?ng t?i c? trang ph?c m?i nh?t cho b?n!!"
city plaza lor..
That is the HQ for Indo maids on weekends. Great fishing ground for Bangras and loosers.
Blue one looks nice.
How come we looking at the same one?
how come i also thinking of this place
it's famous mah.. for prostitutes..
Those yellow, blue, red outfit. I dun see anyone selling at Causeway point or watever. Is it a professional requirement to wear one? Just like bankers dress a certain way. I could imagine a shop in Ho Chi Minh selling them "?i ???c m?t g?i m?i d?m ? Singapore? Ch?ng t?i c? trang ph?c m?i nh?t cho b?n!!"
causeway point got red light district meh
wah so many at once!
like a parade.
The final 12 hours of prisoners on death row in China
Death row inmates were escorted off the trial site to the execution ground. A common execution method in China is by firing squad.
Seriously, where do all these gals get their prostitute outfit? Is there a particular shop that specializes in such dresses? How come they always manage to buy the same kind?
BKK Wholesale market, Chatuchat.
it's famous mah.. for prostitutes..
i ever see two monk walk into a BRA shop, and they were TOUCHING the bra!
i ever see two monk walk into a BRA shop, and they were TOUCHING the bra!
u sure they real monks or dressup for their next porn film?
Blue one looks nice.
you not talking about the dress are you?
city plaza lor..
You buy from there also right?
causeway point got red light district meh
Forest beside Woodlands Industrial Park E
i ever see two monk walk into a BRA shop, and they were TOUCHING the bra!
Fark lah! They wanna buy ONE bra, both share, cut in half, can help cover their heads from the hot sun mah, knn....
Forest beside Woodlands Industrial Park E
those no need to display on the street, they were wrap and deliver to site
you not talking about the dress are you?
Of course not...........
should be the dress lah..you not talking about the dress are you?
can only see a deeply powder one eyes nia.
breast look small too. look like been push up.
This one is serious. If you look at the pictures, you will have thoughts running in your mind on how they would have felt, thought about their lives, and wished very hard they could go back and not folly. Very saddening.
it is.
i've seen the uncensored versions.
no doubt some of their crimes were hideous but their last hours in life were nothing more than pieces of meat being paraded around.
totally in the open.
cannot imagine how the last few felt after seeing how the first few were shot.
it is.
i've seen the uncensored versions.
no doubt some of their crimes were hideous but their last hours in life were nothing more than pieces of meat being paraded around.
totally in the open.
cannot imagine how the last few felt after seeing how the first few were shot.
most of them already ???! either make it or fark it...
18 years later still a hao han
Aunt.
Aunt.
you are good, i cant figure what word was that
it is.
i've seen the uncensored versions.
no doubt some of their crimes were hideous but their last hours in life were nothing more than pieces of meat being paraded around.
totally in the open.
cannot imagine how the last few felt after seeing how the first few were shot.
I actually did witness a real execution. Don't ask where. The ones behind all either fainted or legs gave way.
you are good, i cant figure what word was that
Lau Nang engrish is liddat one...........
you are good, i cant figure what word was that
it come with uncle. so it must be a specify person instead of and ****
sometime bring along cousin, if its **** it become incest so cannot be as it shown on a card game. so the only answer is Aunt.
it come with uncle. so it must be a specify person instead of and ****
sometime bring along cousin, if its **** it become incest so cannot be as it shown on a card game. so the only answer is Aunt.
i start from Z and gave up half way
it come with uncle. so it must be a specify person instead of and ****
sometime bring along cousin, if its **** it become incest so cannot be as it shown on a card game. so the only answer is Aunt.
So CLEVER!!!!
it come with uncle. so it must be a specify person instead of and ****
sometime bring along cousin, if its **** it become incest so cannot be as it shown on a card game. so the only answer is Aunt.
You going to Hongkong to represent Singapore in the International Mathematical Paralympiad?
i start from Z and gave up half way
I more clever. I started at A but ended at C
You going to Hongkong to represent Singapore in the International Mathematical Paralympiad?
No bro. he's going there to represent SG in the "Maths for Mentally Challenged Competition." MMCC. say it faster..MMCC....
Damm!! You are good!!
I used to play these type of games alot in the poly. (Taboo??)
For taboo is to understand the language of the Guesser and cater to them.
for the one TGLB bring out, its trying to think what the creator of the game is thinking.
got this meh???You going to Hongkong to represent Singapore in the International Mathematical Paralympiad?
i am not that good
okay i going off now. gona meet my wife for dinner at JP. then look at my children perform.
see you ppl 2 weeks time.
I more clever. I started at A but ended at C
i was avoiding any letter before C cos they say it is a bad word
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got this meh???
i am not that good
okay i going off now. gona meet my wife for dinner at JP. then look at my children perform.
see you ppl 2 weeks time.
1200pm, dinner. You seriously plan ahead.
Have a good trip and for everyone's sake, don't make the pilots angry.
i was avoiding any letter before C cos they say it is a bad word
CAN'T is a BAD WORD????
got this meh???
i am not that good
okay i going off now. gona meet my wife for dinner at JP. then look at my children perform.
see you ppl 2 weeks time.
wah.. ur dinner so earli one ah???
anyways, have a good trip and be safe!!
i was avoiding any letter before C cos they say it is a bad word
It can't be a bad word. They can't put bad words in children's game.
1200pm, dinner. You seriously plan ahead.
Have a good trip and for everyone's sake, don't make the pilots angry.
It's one of them "eat all you can stuff" thingie promos, so eat now for dinner.
J22 scared onboard plane no food.............he will go HUNRGYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Actually true. I get mightily hungry when I am on a plane.
Actually true. I get mightily hungry when I am on a plane.
I always bring this onboard a flight....just in case.
and the other for long haul flights or travelling with the family.
I always bring this onboard a flight....just in case.
and the other for long haul flights or travelling with the family.
sudd hit by zzzzz-monster..
Merry Christmas' a no-no at airport
By Tina G. Santos and Jerome Aning in Manila/Philippine Daily Inquirer | ANN ? 20 hours ago
Manila (Philippine Daily Inquirer/ANN) - Warm smiles are encouraged. But welcoming visitors with "Merry Christmas" greetings are not.
The Manila International Airport Authority on Wednesday told its employees and personnel to refrain from greeting arriving and departing passengers "Merry Christmas" to avoid the impression that they are soliciting Christmas gifts, whether in cash or in kind.
"I strongly discourage them from extending the 'Merry Christmas' or other similar greetings to passengers because such a gesture, no matter how casual or sincere, might be misinterpreted as asking for a tip," Miaa General Manager Jose Angel Honrado explained.
"A warm and friendly smile is enough-and, of course, very efficient service," he added.
Honrado said the "reminder" is especially aimed at employees and personnel manning airport counters or those who are tasked to assist passengers.
"It is not good for airport personnel, including immigration and customs officers, to be perceived as gift solicitors," he said.
wah.. ate too much..
sudd hit by zzzzz-monster..
bee hoon soup can be so full meh?
Only a corrupted country can think of that
Merry Christmas' a no-no at airport
By Tina G. Santos and Jerome Aning in Manila/Philippine Daily Inquirer | ANN ? 20 hours ago
Manila (Philippine Daily Inquirer/ANN) - Warm smiles are encouraged. But welcoming visitors with "Merry Christmas" greetings are not.
The Manila International Airport Authority on Wednesday told its employees and personnel to refrain from greeting arriving and departing passengers "Merry Christmas" to avoid the impression that they are soliciting Christmas gifts, whether in cash or in kind.
"I strongly discourage them from extending the 'Merry Christmas' or other similar greetings to passengers because such a gesture, no matter how casual or sincere, might be misinterpreted as asking for a tip," Miaa General Manager Jose Angel Honrado explained.
"A warm and friendly smile is enough-and, of course, very efficient service," he added.
Honrado said the "reminder" is especially aimed at employees and personnel manning airport counters or those who are tasked to assist passengers.
"It is not good for airport personnel, including immigration and customs officers, to be perceived as gift solicitors," he said.
I get my customary Kong Shee Fatt Choy in Bloehland near to CNY and I know what to do.
bee hoon soup can be so full meh?
vegetarian bee hoon ah.......
the bee hoon is super alot lo..
I get my customary Kong Shee Fatt Choy in Bloehland near to CNY and I know what to do.
since when they ever greet!
they take it as granted
since when they ever greet!
they take it as granted
You know it when they address you "Boss" :)
I get my customary Kong Shee Fatt Choy in Bloehland near to CNY and I know what to do.
give them oranges?
give them oranges?
Give them Bak Kuah
Give them Bak Kuah
hala bak kua?
have you know?
awesome shot!
butterfly style?
butterfly style?
i tink dolphin stye
the scary weather when i came back from KL on Tuesday
dark clouds follow u ah?
dark clouds follow u ah?
you mean they are here now?
no need to follow me, look at the area they cover
Edited by Jman888, 02 December 2011 - 03:24 PM.
dark clouds follow u ah?
No wonder top balding liow.
Too much rain, the roots all tio drown. I actually did witness a real execution. Don't ask where. The ones behind all either fainted or legs gave way.
knn i also don't want to know.
knn i also don't want to know.
think he meant execution for chickens/goats..
offerings you know?
the scary weather when i came back from KL on Tuesday
u back liao?
got lao sai all the way back to sg?
think he meant execution for chickens/goats..
offerings you know?
even animal slaughter is scary.
when i was a kid i've been up close to see a few men slaughter a large pig.
the screams and smell really cannot describe.
think he meant execution for chickens/goats..
offerings you know?
Joke not, those were humans.
So r u still a meat eatereven animal slaughter is scary.
when i was a kid i've been up close to see a few men slaughter a large pig.
the screams and smell really cannot describe.
u back liao?
got lao sai all the way back to sg?
A trail like Hansel and Gretel.
sian..
How True!!
So r u still a meat eater
i love meat. bah tiao to be exact.
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 02 December 2011 - 04:04 PM.
So r u still a meat eater
ya i am forced to....they taste so nice!
page 989 liao leh..
Let it run lah.
i love meat. bah tiao to be exact.
9 inch bah tiao you like?
9 inch is b4 or after?9 inch bah tiao you like?
Pui Bah ok tooi love meat. bah tiao to be exact.
ya i am forced to....they taste so nice!
Doesn't matter because even your after also less than 2 inch
2 inch is my nipple lah
9 inch bah tiao you like?
fat or thin one ?
2 inch is my nipple lah
eh wa lau.. 2 inch length or circumference nip is quite er xing leh..
But easier to lick and suckeh wa lau.. 2 inch length or circumference nip is quite er xing leh..
But easier to lick and suck
eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fat or thin one ?
choose one
by the way, that shop closed liao
ok have a great weekend!
bye!
choose one
by the way, that shop closed liao
right aft you patronized them???
told u dark clouds were following!
what a week.
ok have a great weekend!
bye!
drive safe!!! ciao!
right aft you patronized them???
told u dark clouds were following!
should be after i stop patronising them
tomorrow i am the wedding reception emcee and i dun have a speech yet
u do the chinese one ah?
this kind of thing, best is ask bear. he is da best !
My bad
I didn't know u r so pure and innocent
tomorrow i am the wedding reception emcee and i dun have a speech yet
Here: "*ahem,ahem& ello, ello, testing, testing, KNNBCCB!! Ok, I got all your attention now.
" My bad
I didn't know u r so pure and innocent
SIAO EH! 2INCHES LEH! NOT 2CM LEH!
oh sorry.. urs is 2"? sorry.. dun mean to hurt ur feelings..
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 02 December 2011 - 04:34 PM.
Here: "*ahem,ahem& ello, ello, testing, testing, KNNBCCB!! Ok, I got all your attention now.
got other dialect version?
SIAO EH! 2INCHES LEH! NOT 2CM LEH!
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