no leh. i live in small house and not maid.
just need to help up around the house nia mah and make the children slp early.. then can make love liao wor.
Actually most of our maids stay in bigger house than us...
Title sounds quite wrong. Can we have a more docile ones like "Reaching out for J22 to Get the Fug Out Show" etc?
and we invite the President to wave goodbye???? awesome....
no leh. i live in small house and not maid.
just need to help up around the house nia mah and make the children slp early.. then can make love liao wor.
ok you young man i lau nang.
er...no reports of any floatin body yet le
Ask RB climb up Suntec, her braces kim kim one, smile all can see.............plus other things.
cb...u get ufo responding to her smile, from 50 light yuears....u wan kena invade ah
okay give me a few days to pack up. after friday you wont see me
We've already packed for you.
i wonder what are in their mind when they see their owner house so smallActually most of our maids stay in bigger house than us...
SANTA MARIA JESUS CRISTUS........IS A MIRACLE.......is a miracle...there is a god....
Shall we sing a hymn now?
she play ipad games.
Filthy woman, playing with her used pad!
finish, got wipe fingers on your shirt not? Eeeewwww...... MERCY for us right?
i wonder if that dumbfark is this guy?
maybe his last post before he disappear into Laos or Cambodia.
okay. i will leave this fridayWe've already packed for you.
you wont see me next week.. i wonder what are in their mind when they see their owner house so small
err... "heng ah.. smaller area to clean up" ??
okay. i will leave this friday
i give u new place, off pulau pawai ok?
Shall we sing a hymn now?
Wan pen duan sip song nam kor nong tem taling
Raow thung lai chai ying sanook gun jing wan loy krathong.
Loy loy krathong, loy loy kratong
Loy krathong gun leaw kor chern nong keaw oog ma rum wong
Rum wong wan loy krathong, rum wong wan loy krathong
Boon ja song hai raouw sook jai
Boon ja song hai raouw sook jai.
i wonder if that dumbfark is this guy?
maybe his last post before he disappear into Laos or Cambodia.
Moral of the Story "Do not bring a c0ck to a knife fight"
Wan pen duan sip song nam kor nong tem taling
Raow thung lai chai ying sanook gun jing wan loy krathong.
Loy loy krathong, loy loy kratong
Loy krathong gun leaw kor chern nong keaw oog ma rum wong
Rum wong wan loy krathong, rum wong wan loy krathong
Boon ja song hai raouw sook jai
Boon ja song hai raouw sook jai.
top 40s?
dont want to live near youi give u new place, off pulau pawai ok?
Edited by Joseph22, 30 November 2011 - 10:09 AM.
Moral of the Story "Do not bring a c0ck to a knife fight"
don't swing it around in public.
err... i use it to roll and tighten the tape .....no?
Man in France ordered to pay wife $17k for lack of sex
Published on Nov 30, 2011
PARIS (AFP) - A court in France has ordered a man to pay 10,000 euros (S$17,287) in damages to his long-frustrated ex-wife after he failed in his marriage 'duties' by withholding sex from her for years.
In the May ruling, published on Tuesday in the Gazette du Palais judicial review, an appeals court in the southern city of Aix-en-Provence upheld an earlier decision to award the damages for 'absence of sexual relations'.
The couple, who are both 51, married in 1986 and have two children. They divorced in January 2009 in the city of Nice.
In its ruling, the court said the man's wife deserved the damages due to the suffering she endured because of her sexless marriage.
err... i use it to roll and tighten the tape .....no?
age test busteD!
okay give me a few days to pack up. after friday you wont see me
Don't let us hold you back.
err... i use it to roll and tighten the tape .....no?
yes we are lau nang.
obviously that are the reasons WHY they would want to go.
I thot the real reason was...no one wanted them, and the angmos are so farking blind, they'd do anything...even sheeps?
I thot the real reason was...no one wanted them, and the angmos are so farking blind, they'd do anything...even sheeps?
wait for RB to go and verify whether this is a myth.
wait for RB to go and verify whether this is a myth.
security is the core reason ... aya.. headache...
good one! security is the core reason ... aya.. headache...
ask for a picture of MO and laminate it into a badge.
ask for a picture of MO and laminate it into a badge.
and stick it on the behind where the sun dun shine....NO ENTRY
and stick it on the behind where the sun dun shine....NO ENTRY
how you know she would want that?
ask for a picture of MO and laminate it into a badge.
IDEA LEH! u clever boy!
ask for a picture of MO and laminate it into a badge.
also don't watch this film before you go.
edit : why picture disappear?
Edited by Greatbirdlegend, 30 November 2011 - 10:55 AM.
feel like having pork and century egg porridge.
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 30 November 2011 - 10:46 AM.
cb...u get ufo responding to her smile, from 50 light yuears....u wan kena invade ah
But...but between the legs, got UFO also, Ah Pork say one...........
i wonder what are in their mind when they see their owner house so small
POOR FARKER.
i give u new place, off pulau pawai ok?
Pawai best choice. Tell our airforce don't miss.
wait for RB to go and verify whether this is a myth.
They will be so Dis-a-POINT-ed.
and stick it on the behind where the sun dun shine....NO ENTRY
"I smell shet everyday........."
im bored and hungry.
feel like having pork and HIS century egg porridge.
ROFLMAO !!!! 
what's the quickest way to ease a raging anger?
Look at something BLUE in color.
what's the quickest way to ease a raging anger?
slap the hell out of the bugger.
Look at something BLUE in color.
for real???
*stares at own bra*
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 30 November 2011 - 11:47 AM.
slap the hell out of the bugger.
that would be the best thing ever...
but cannot leh..
err... then the next best thing. call your teacher boy boy.that would be the best thing ever...
but cannot leh..
err... then the next best thing. call your teacher boy boy.
he not in sg.. 
what's the quickest way to ease a raging anger?
sho cute!!! omg the ones in the cup..
for real???
*stares at own bra*
Why you think I have BLUE in the car.
Why you think I have BLUE in the car.
*stares at own bra harder* I see them, pains me, my Rag got renal.
Life....we do the best we can.
Life....we do the best we can.
I was going to put him down, sister and wife told me,
"You can shoot a man, you're trained in that, but this is YOUR CAT,
you take him in, you have to take care, until he really is in pain, then
you do what you have to do."
Me just dowan to see him in pain.
I was going to put him down, sister and wife told me,
"You can shoot a man, you're trained in that, but this is YOUR CAT,
you take him in, you have to take care, until he really is in pain, then
you do what you have to do."
Me just dowan to see him in pain.
sorry to hear that bro.
you got to make the call and bear the cross.
sorry to hear that bro.
you got to make the call and bear the cross.
Yeah, call is now to nurse him back to health at all cost.
Play by ear thereafter.
very kinky leh.
U shld try wearing that toovery kinky leh.
U shld try wearing that too
u like rite?
very kinky leh.
very kinky?
really?
No size for me leh.And I prefer red,Ang Kong Kongu like rite?
No size for me leh.And I prefer red,Ang Kong Kong
i mean u like the thought of j22 wearing it and you watch..
Body of Singaporean in Beijing morgue unclaimed
Published on Nov 30, 2011
Mr Koh was found dead in his apartment on Aug 27. -- PHOTO: COURTESY OF MFA
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MFA) is appealing for anyone with information about a Singaporean - whose body has been lying in a Beijing morgue since August - to contact it.
Mr Francis Koh Moh Yang, 68, was found dead in his Beijing apartment on Aug 27 and efforts by the MFA to trace his next of kin have been in vain. His identity was traced to Singapore after checks with the police here.
Mr Koh is believed to have been suffering from some illness but the cause of death has yet to be confirmed. He was married to a Taiwanese, Ms Hsu Gin-yu, but efforts to trace her have proved futile.
He was previously married to a Singaporean and was known to have lived at a ninth-floor flat at 19 Jalan Jintan until 1986.
U shld try wearing that too
er...RB need to wear meh???...stick scotch tape enuf le
U siao arh? Pervert,Pervert,Pervert.......i mean u like the thought of j22 wearing it and you watch..
But hor,I have to admit YES.Thanks for the great suggestion
very kinky?
really?
very kinky?
really?
How kinky can it be when there's nothing there to stare in the first place?
how come today soooo hot outside?
it's been like this for the past few days..
Wow piang eh,that is Beri rude lah.er...RB need to wear meh???...stick scotch tape enuf le
They let J22 out.how come today soooo hot outside?
U siao arh? Pervert,Pervert,Pervert.......
But hor,I have to admit YES.Thanks for the great suggestion
but u said u prefer married man with kids..
er...RB need to wear meh???...stick scotch tape enuf le
Don't waste the tape.
Get ready ur umbrella and raincoat,it will pour laterhow come today soooo hot outside?
er...RB need to wear meh???...stick scotch tape enuf le
i prefer surgical tape. less painful when i pull them off.
cannot be. last i check. i am still inside...They let J22 out.
singapore.
Oh,that was last week.....but u said u prefer married man with kids..
This week change appetite liao,prefer army boyz
how about a pair of hands to help coveri prefer surgical tape. less painful when i pull them off.
that is CSM look alike... MO.Oh,that was last week.....
This week change appetite liao,prefer army boyz
i prefer surgical tape. less painful when i pull them off.
Oh My GAWD! You have hair growing outta your nipples!! OH MY GAWD!!!!
how about a pair of hands to help cover
boring.
anymore new ideas?
Oh My GAWD! You have hair growing outta your nipples!! OH MY GAWD!!!!
long and curly..
ai kua mai?
Oh My GAWD! You have hair growing outta your nipples!! OH MY GAWD!!!!
that is CSM look alike... MO.
Eyh CB, don't demote me hor, knn.
long and curly..
ai kua mai?
ok....so what, you show me yours, I show you mine? Cool.
Ur hands big enough bohhow about a pair of hands to help cover
Christmas gift xchange si bohok....so what, you show me yours, I show you mine? Cool.
Ur hands big enough boh
are u kidding me?
Ur hands big enough boh
it will oni take a thumb
or maybe a thumb-i Christmas gift xchange si boh
u dun kw one la..
hair enough to start camp fire.
Nbcb......it will oni take a thumb
Tonite I try my wife's oneu dun kw one la..
hair enough to start camp fire.
do you know him?
Body of Singaporean in Beijing morgue unclaimed
Published on Nov 30, 2011
Mr Koh was found dead in his apartment on Aug 27. -- PHOTO: COURTESY OF MFA
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MFA) is appealing for anyone with information about a Singaporean - whose body has been lying in a Beijing morgue since August - to contact it.
Mr Francis Koh Moh Yang, 68, was found dead in his Beijing apartment on Aug 27 and efforts by the MFA to trace his next of kin have been in vain. His identity was traced to Singapore after checks with the police here.
Mr Koh is believed to have been suffering from some illness but the cause of death has yet to be confirmed. He was married to a Taiwanese, Ms Hsu Gin-yu, but efforts to trace her have proved futile.
He was previously married to a Singaporean and was known to have lived at a ninth-floor flat at 19 Jalan Jintan until 1986.
so sad...passed away also nobody cares?
well at least the dead are at peace.
okay.. use the feets to cover.boring.
anymore new ideas?
okay. RSM thenEyh CB, don't demote me hor, knn.
my hands too big. maybe thumb enough liao.Ur hands big enough boh
so sad...passed away also nobody cares?
well at least the dead are at peace.
sad rite? sigh..
it will oni take a thumb
pinky la.. thumb too big..
so sad...passed away also nobody cares?
well at least the dead are at peace.
well, if Gearoil goes too, u think we bother?
well, if Gearoil goes too, u think we bother?
I would be sad. Because you will loose one big FAN.
well, if Gearoil goes too, u think we bother?
Gearoil is harmless la.
just need motherly love.
Gearoil is harmless la.
just need motherly love.
yeah....he need to make luv w his mudder
Gearoil is harmless la.
just need motherly love.
Ok, how about you , breastfeeding him?
Edited by Jman888, 30 November 2011 - 02:08 PM.
RB. Done.
me done too? but she say for Lau nang, how come u also get?
me done too? but she say for Lau nang, how come u also get?
i never say for lau nang hor.. i addressed u as lau nang..
Ok, how about you , breastfeeding him?
er...the milk will be different
i never say for lau nang hor.. i addressed u as lau nang..
he want to drag me in lah
er...the milk will be different
yogurt?
i never say for lau nang hor.. i addressed u as lau nang..
oh... then why ask him if he needs blue pill
er...the milk will be different
Cuddled Cheeze.
oh... then why ask him if he needs blue pill
onli lau nang need meh?some young ones may need oso..
onli lau nang need meh?some young ones may need oso..
yeah some young one.. at young age already got heart attack
Ok, how about you , breastfeeding him?
i no breasts.
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