what to do, got this kind CB lang keep changing timing. No more liow, next time he say want to come my house, I say ok, void deck.
cb...dun compete with teh dunerals and the weddings lah...knn
what to do, got this kind CB lang keep changing timing. No more liow, next time he say want to come my house, I say ok, void deck.
later he hang around outside your door and wait.. cb...dun compete with teh dunerals and the weddings lah...knn
please get a bigger pad, you are getting old
what to do, got this kind CB lang keep changing timing. No more liow, next time he say want to come my house, I say ok, void deck.
KNN, lazy to explan. only u and me know the whole true story can liao
Lai ang huh??please get a bigger pad, you are getting old
cb...dun compete with teh dunerals and the weddings lah...knn
Ok, kopitiam toilet can?
Like last time lor, pour urine and shi.t lor.
KNN, lazy to explan. only u and me know the whole true story can liao
I dounch know, you know what I know that I dounch know.
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errr.. i would like to buy a vowel.
you can buy a vulgar...
1. knnbccb (extreme!)
2. ccb
3. cb
4. knn
5. kns (mild)
6. lau nang! (harmless!)
you can buy a vulgar...
1. knnbccb (extreme!)
2. ccb
3. cb
4. knn
5. kns (mild)
6. lau nang! (harmless!)
i'll have a kns please! *spin wheel*
no link
It's putting the MCF main menu into this thread lah.
you can buy a vulgar...
1. knnbccb (extreme!)
2. ccb
3. cb
4. knn
5. kns (mild)
6. lau nang! (harmless!)
How much is each vulgar?
you can buy a vulgar...
1. knnbccb (extreme!)
2. ccb
3. cb
4. knn
5. kns (mild)
6. lau nang! (harmless!)
I think she meant to buy a vulva
I think she meant to buy a vulva
not me hor.. jman..
I think she meant to buy a vulva
Why would she need TWO?
anyone surfs xiaolian's and xiaobeng's blogs for entertainment?
I only surf MCF and www.LauNangSiAhNeh.com
Why would she need TWO?
spare
spare
One front, one back?
One front, one back?
side by side - double barrel
Why would she need TWO?
Twin turbo. More power. More Ooophm. More Ahhhh.
anyone surfs xiaolian's and xiaobeng's blogs for entertainment?
u wan?
side by side - double barrel
OMG!
RB = Ramming Barrels? I only surf MCF and www.LauNangSiAhNeh.com
www.launangsiahneh.com
Home - Daily Chee Chong Fun - Milo
Twin turbo. More power. More Ooophm. More Ahhhh.
RB?? Ohh..YEssssssssssssssss,YYEEEeeeeessssssssssss!! Give it to me.............YYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss............
OMG!
I can hear the klik-klak!
u wan?
huh? wan wat??
OMG!
huh? wan wat??
siao lian n beng blogs?
www.launangsiahneh.com
Home - Daily Chee Chong Fun - Milo
his blog spot is well know. www.NinPehChekSiMiLanChow. Arh
I can hear the klik-klak!
She wouldn't dare...I can poison her acher this weekend.
She wouldn't dare...I can poison her acher this weekend.
i poison ur cats.
i poison ur cats.
You will die very tragically before you even get to them.
One thing I will promise you..........I'll make it as painful as I possibly can. I'll start with the boobs, or whatever there is there.
You will die very tragically before you even get to them.
One thing I will promise you..........I'll make it as painful as I possibly can. I'll start with the boobs, or whatever there is there.
but.. dun touch my face can?
but.. dun touch my face can?
I touch can?
I touch can?
i touch urs first can?
but.. dun touch my face can?
Normally I won't compromise...this time...alright. But everything else is MINE! WahahahahhaWahahahahahaWahahahahaha......
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 22 November 2011 - 01:55 PM.
i touch urs first can?
You two can touch each other till the tides flow out.
bear, u make gummies too?
gummies bear
remind me of the photo shoot of these bear in various form/setting (search clubsnap) so cute
MO, your new car.
taste the rainbow, BITCH 12 up, 8 down
Similar to the sexual term, it generally means to have somebody in a favorable position, like after beating the s--t out of them, and ramming any object of your choice into one of their main orifices, like their mouth or anus.
However, many people don't know how to taste with their anus, so you might as well just say it in a foreign language, like:
smak t?czy, BITCH
OR
die smaak van die re?nboog, BITCH
Mr. Maynard hid in the bathroom stall, waiting for Mr. Concubine, where he proceeded to rip his genitalia off and beat him with it. He then whipped out his OWN dinosaur penis with flaming coconuts and forcefully rammed it into Concubine's orifice while saying "TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCH!!!!"
taste the rainbow, BITCH 12 up, 8 down
Similar to the sexual term, it generally means to have somebody in a favorable position, like after beating the s--t out of them, and ramming any object of your choice into one of their main orifices, like their mouth or anus.
However, many people don't know how to taste with their anus, so you might as well just say it in a foreign language, like:
smak t?czy, BITCH
OR
die smaak van die re?nboog, BITCH
Mr. Maynard hid in the bathroom stall, waiting for Mr. Concubine, where he proceeded to rip his genitalia off and beat him with it. He then whipped out his OWN dinosaur penis with flaming coconuts and forcefully rammed it into Concubine's orifice while saying "TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCH!!!!"
smlj is that?? LOL!!
LAU NANG
LAU NANG
very charming..
siao lian n beng blogs?
Yah, I find them very entertaining.
his blog spot is well know. www.NinPehChekSiMiLanChow. Arh
An entry in his journal.
Chee Chong Fun again today. TMD auntie again cut my CCF into 17 pieces today. How many times I tell her must be exactly 18 pieces? FML, how come everyone else get 18 pieces. At least the Milo was brown.
An entry in his journal.
Chee Chong Fun again today. TMD auntie again cut my CCF into 17 pieces today. How many times I tell her must be exactly 18 pieces? FML, how come everyone else get 18 pieces. At least the Milo was brown.
ROFL!!
An entry in his journal.
Chee Chong Fun again today. TMD auntie again cut my CCF into 17 pieces today. How many times I tell her must be exactly 18 pieces? FML, how come everyone else get 18 pieces. At least the Milo was brown.
no lah, the correct journal was (base on actual encounter):
"i went the shop today, ah seng is not there to make kopi and serve me chee cheong fun. the other aunty is making the chee cheong fun for me, she took out the ccf, straight pour the sweet sauce and chilli, i ask her why she didn't put oil firsts then soya sauce, then sweet sauce, then chilli, then sesame ...
she reply that many dun like oil, i told her must follow procedure mah, even ah seng never ask also follow the procedure
end up she pour the oil on top of the sauce, can you imaging how dry that chee cheong fun was? bad day for me
" Edited by Jman888, 22 November 2011 - 03:20 PM.
no lah, the correct journal was (base on actual encounter):
"i went the shop today, ah seng is not there to make kopi and serve me chee cheong fun. the other aunty is making the chee cheong fun for me, she took out the ccf, straight pour the sweet sauce and chilli, i ask her why she didn't put oil firsts then soya sauce, then sweet sauce, then chilli, then sesame ...
she reply that many dun like oil, i told her must follow procedure mah, even ah seng never ask also follow the procedure
end up she pour the oil on top of the sauce, can you imaging how dry that chee cheong fun was? bad day for me
wah.. u soya sauce already still add sweet sauce ah?
after all the hoo haa,u r lucky e aunty nv spit into ur food...
bear, u make gummies too?
NDP rehersal..
wah.. u soya sauce already still add sweet sauce ah?
after all the hoo haa,u r lucky e aunty nv spit into ur food...
standard procedure mah, dun believe ask bear
standard procedure mah, dun believe ask bear
bear, is tat true?
standard procedure mah, dun believe ask bear
Yep. Jman's procedure is technically correct.
According to SS ISO 90088 : 1963 Specification for Chee Chong Fun preparation - Requirements with guidance for preparation of CCF for consumption (Coffeeshop)
1) Lay out and cut. Length of CCF < Width. Preferably 70% of width with -tive 3% +tive tolerance.
2) Seasame oil first to provide lubrication of CCF's surface with small spoon
3) Soy sauce, sprinkle so they 'float' over seasame oil using container with max. 1mm dia. holes
4) CCF to be gathered into a pyramid pile, do not leave CCF scattered all over.
5) Sweet sauce to be poured from the summit of pile, slowly descending in a spiral fashion.
6) Chilli sauce to be poured around the circumference of the pyramid base, counter-clockwise
7) Seasame seed to be added from a height of at least 15cm to ensure even spread
Possible for franchisingYep. Jman's procedure is technically correct.
According to SS ISO 90088 : 1963 Specification for Chee Chong Fun preparation - Requirements with guidance for preparation of CCF for consumption (Coffeeshop)
1) Lay out and cut. Length of CCF < Width. Preferably 70% of width with -tive 3% +tive tolerance.
2) Seasame oil first to provide lubrication of CCF's surface with small spoon
3) Soy sauce, sprinkle so they 'float' over seasame oil using container with max. 1mm dia. holes
4) CCF to be gathered into a pyramid pile, do not leave CCF scattered all over.
5) Sweet sauce to be poured from the summit of pile, slowly descending in a spiral fashion.
6) Chilli sauce to be poured around the circumference of the pyramid base, counter-clockwise
7) Seasame seed to be added from a height of at least 15cm to ensure even spread
? Yep. Jman's procedure is technically correct.
According to SS ISO 90088 : 1963 Specification for Chee Chong Fun preparation - Requirements with guidance for preparation of CCF for consumption (Coffeeshop)
1) Lay out and cut. Length of CCF < Width. Preferably 70% of width with -tive 3% +tive tolerance.
2) Seasame oil first to provide lubrication of CCF's surface with small spoon
3) Soy sauce, sprinkle so they 'float' over seasame oil using container with max. 1mm dia. holes
4) CCF to be gathered into a pyramid pile, do not leave CCF scattered all over.
5) Sweet sauce to be poured from the summit of pile, slowly descending in a spiral fashion.
6) Chilli sauce to be poured around the circumference of the pyramid base, counter-clockwise
7) Seasame seed to be added from a height of at least 15cm to ensure even spread
a simple lau nang kopitiam dish suddenly becomes a atas high crass restorland dish.. Yep. Jman's procedure is technically correct.
According to SS ISO 90088 : 1963 Specification for Chee Chong Fun preparation - Requirements with guidance for preparation of CCF for consumption (Coffeeshop)
1) Lay out and cut. Length of CCF < Width. Preferably 70% of width with -tive 3% +tive tolerance.
2)Seasamecooked peanut oil (preferable those from frying the small onion) first to provide lubrication of CCF's surface with small spoon
3) Soy sauce, sprinkle so they 'float' over seasame oil using container with max. 1mm dia. holes
4) CCF to be gathered into a pyramid pile, do not leave CCF scattered all over.
5) Sweet sauce to be poured from the summit of pile, slowly descending in a spiral fashion.
6) Chilli sauce to be poured around the circumference of the pyramid base, counter-clockwise
7) Seasame seed to be added from a height of at least 15cm to ensure even spread
cannot use sesame oil, take too much very heaty
RB see i got ISO standard ok!
cannot use sesame oil, take too much very heaty
RB see i got ISO standard ok!
hehehehhe.. win already lor..
never knew got soy sauce beneath the sweet sauce..
gummies bear
remind me of the photo shoot of these bear in various form/setting (search clubsnap) so cute
i was referring to the decent and more professionally taken one
i was referring to the decent and more professionally taken one
what's wrong with the one i posted??
Fake US doc injected cement in woman's rear: Police
A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant. -- PHOTO: INTERNET
MIAMI (AP) - A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant.
The suspect - who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman - apparently performed the surgery on herself, and investigators say she may have victimised others. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested on Friday after a year on the lam and has been charged with practising medicine without a licence with serious bodily injury.
Police photos show Morris as a small-framed woman with bee-stung pouty lips, arched eyebrows, oversized hoop earrings - and a large backside. She was released from jail on bond. A phone listing for Morris could not be found, and it's unclear if she has an attorney.
Miami Gardens Police Sergeant Bill Bamford said on Sunday that Morris bounced from house to house for a year, driving a black Mercedes and staying out of investigators' sight 'like a ghost.' An officer drove by one of those possible houses nearly every day on his way to work and saw the car outside on Friday, and he arrested Morris soon after.
what's wrong with the one i posted??
they are eating each other which is not suppose to
got anyone post this today?
Fake US doc injected cement in woman's rear: Police
A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant. -- PHOTO: INTERNET
MIAMI (AP) - A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant.
The suspect - who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman - apparently performed the surgery on herself, and investigators say she may have victimised others. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested on Friday after a year on the lam and has been charged with practising medicine without a licence with serious bodily injury.
Police photos show Morris as a small-framed woman with bee-stung pouty lips, arched eyebrows, oversized hoop earrings - and a large backside. She was released from jail on bond. A phone listing for Morris could not be found, and it's unclear if she has an attorney.
Miami Gardens Police Sergeant Bill Bamford said on Sunday that Morris bounced from house to house for a year, driving a black Mercedes and staying out of investigators' sight 'like a ghost.' An officer drove by one of those possible houses nearly every day on his way to work and saw the car outside on Friday, and he arrested Morris soon after.
nope. not yet.
but this is crazy.
poor girl...if her disorder was nymphomania instead of kleptomania she wouldn't be in this much trouble
Serial shoplifter accused of online cheating denied bail
Published on Nov 21, 2011
Goh Lee Yin was denied bail and ordered to be remanded a week for further investigations into four cheating charges. -- ST PHOTO: WONG KWAI CHOW
By Khushwant Singh
A former engineer was denied bail and ordered to be remanded a week for further investigations into four cheating charges.
Goh Lee Yin is accused of not paying a woman who sold her two Hermes bags worth $67,500 in an online transaction in October. The 30-year-old also failed to pay a total of $43,200 to two other women in September and November for four other Hermes bags.
She was charged with cheating last week.
Court papers state that Goh, now unemployed, managed to convince Ms Cindy Lestari, 21, that she had transferred the money to her bank account last month.
they are eating each other which is not suppose to
prude.
Yep. Jman's procedure is technically correct.
According to SS ISO 90088 : 1963 Specification for Chee Chong Fun preparation - Requirements with guidance for preparation of CCF for consumption (Coffeeshop)
1) Lay out and cut. Length of CCF < Width. Preferably 70% of width with -tive 3% +tive tolerance.
2) Seasame oil first to provide lubrication of CCF's surface with small spoon
3) Soy sauce, sprinkle so they 'float' over seasame oil using container with max. 1mm dia. holes
4) CCF to be gathered into a pyramid pile, do not leave CCF scattered all over.
5) Sweet sauce to be poured from the summit of pile, slowly descending in a spiral fashion.
6) Chilli sauce to be poured around the circumference of the pyramid base, counter-clockwise
7) Seasame seed to be added from a height of at least 15cm to ensure even spread
WRT to the above document, please find amended version as follows to ISO9003:2012/11 Standard.
1.Wash hands with soap and water throughly.
2. Don surgical gloves.
3. Remove CCF from steamer rack, place onto plate, and cut width wise, 1" with 1% tolerance.
4. Place CCF overlapping each other.
5. Remove from chiller, bottle of Sesame oil mixed with soya sauce (Not Soya)
6. Remove cap from bottle exposing shower head, squeeze bottle for sauce mixture to penetrate CCF.
7. Sprinkle roasted sesame seeds on top of CCF, shaking tin container over CCF, ensuring face ot can does not come into contact
with CCF, to avoid contamination.
8. Sweet sauce and Chili sauce to be served in a separated sauce platter.
9. All this to be done within a time frame of 10mins.
10. Serve with a cup of Milo. 1 tablespoon sweetened condenced milk to 3 tablespoons milo powder, hot water,
shaken but not stirred.
WRT to the above document, please find amended version as follows to ISO9003:2012/11 Standard.
1.Wash hands with soap and water throughly.
2. Don surgical gloves.
3. Remove CCF from steamer rack, place onto plate, and cut width wise, 1" with 1% tolerance.
4. Place CCF overlapping each other.
5. Remove from chiller, bottle of Sesame oil mixed with soya sauce (Not Soya)
6. Remove cap from bottle exposing shower head, squeeze bottle for sauce mixture to penetrate CCF.
7. Sprinkle roasted sesame seeds on top of CCF, shaking tin container over CCF, ensuring face ot can does not come into contact
with CCF, to avoid contamination.
8. Sweet sauce and Chili sauce to be served in a separated sauce platter.
9. All this to be done within a time frame of 10mins.
10. Serve with a cup of Milo. 1 tablespoon sweetened condenced milk to 3 tablespoons milo powder, hot water,
shaken but not stirred.
it is only a simple fare of CCF.... y so many eye-ess-hole??
WRT to the above document, please find amended version as follows to ISO9003:2012/11 Standard.
1.Wash hands with soap and water throughly.
2. Don surgical gloves.
3. Remove CCF from steamer rack, place onto plate, and cut width wise, 1" with 1% tolerance.
4. Place CCF overlapping each other.
5. Remove from chiller, bottle of Sesame oil mixed with soya sauce (Not Soya)
6. Remove cap from bottle exposing shower head, squeeze bottle for sauce mixture to penetrate CCF.
7. Sprinkle roasted sesame seeds on top of CCF, shaking tin container over CCF, ensuring face ot can does not come into contact
with CCF, to avoid contamination.
8. Sweet sauce and Chili sauce to be served in a separated sauce platter.
9. All this to be done within a time frame of 10mins.
10. Serve with a cup of Milo. 1 tablespoon sweetened condenced milk to 3 tablespoons milo powder, hot water,
shaken but not stirred.
10 min cold liao lah, should be 2 min
Possible for franchising
Old Cheong Kee?
10 min cold liao lah, should be 2 min
10mins, got Kay liow.
Old Cheong Kee?
LNCCFKM
Lau Nang Chee Cheong Fun Kah Milo
WRT to the above document, please find amended version as follows to ISO9003:2012/11 Standard.
1.Wash hands with soap and water throughly.
2. Don surgical gloves.
3. Remove CCF from steamer rack, place onto plate, and cut width wise, 1" with 1% tolerance.
4. Place CCF overlapping each other.
5. Remove from chiller, bottle of Sesame oil mixed with soya sauce (Not Soya)
6. Remove cap from bottle exposing shower head, squeeze bottle for sauce mixture to penetrate CCF.
7. Sprinkle roasted sesame seeds on top of CCF, shaking tin container over CCF, ensuring face ot can does not come into contact
with CCF, to avoid contamination.
8. Sweet sauce and Chili sauce to be served in a separated sauce platter.
9. All this to be done within a time frame of 10mins.
10. Serve with a cup of Milo. 1 tablespoon sweetened condenced milk to 3 tablespoons milo powder, hot water,
shaken but not stirred.
Ok. Updated. I propose we add work safe procedure in line with thte new standard.
LNCCFKM
Lau Nang Chee Cheong Fun Kah Milo
Old Nang Kee?
Old Nang Kee?
I propose a name that will be well remembered. "Old Wedgie"
tired...think i better go off earlier to beat the traffic.
ciao ciao! drive safE!
Old Nang Kee?
ciao ciao! drive safE!
ok shutting down...bye!
ok shutting down...bye!
Bye bro. Today tuesday niah leh.
Hmm....think tonight I'll have Indian Mee Gorang.
Bye bro. Today tuesday niah leh.
Hmm....think tonight I'll have Indian Mee Gorang.
Radx goreng you until you wanna eat mee goreng
Radx goreng you until you wanna eat mee goreng
Wrong bro. I gorang you until you eat ME!
Old Tua kee can or notOld Cheong Kee?
eh pork.. u no receive my wassap??????
orh.... bo jio
eh pork.. u no receive my wassap??????
Sorry in discussion. Got it now.
I bring condom along as requested
Tua kee
You call me?
orh.... bo jio
told u im his pimp aldy..
u need a pimp? wassap me.. we discuss price..
told u im his pimp aldy..
u need a pimp? wassap me.. we discuss price..
who your clientele first, i dun anyhow one leh
who your clientele first, i dun anyhow one leh
bear has my list..
deranged boys and girls age 18-25..
mostly hard to get kind.
if you have special requirements, i can arrange also..
eh pork.. u no receive my wassap??????
Pork is being gorang now, please call back when he's nice and crispy. Thank you.
told u im his pimp aldy..
u need a pimp? wassap me.. we discuss price..
Lau Nang boh lang ai.
Lau Nang boh lang ai.
n u oso.. got see my PM?
n u oso.. got see my PM?
Got lah, I whatapps you liow lah
Got lah, I whatapps you liow lah
hehehehehehe....
You call me?
8 or 16 inch?
I am a sick man
still lao sai ah? *pats*
I am a sick man
thot u chinese??? now u find out you sikh
I am a sick man
had a fren like u...lao sai for 3 days...
been 5 yrs since his funeral on the 4th day
Haven't recover?I am a sick man
had a fren like u...lao sai for 3 days...
been 5 yrs since his funeral on the 4th day
Haven't recover?
new one
had a fren like u...lao sai for 3 days...
been 5 yrs since his funeral on the 4th day
new one
wat new one?
dun be his friend, usually dun end well
I am a sick man
Yes, all of us in TCSS know....Sick in the mind.
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