got other dialect version?
he later give u malay version with the same meaning one lor..
I'm attending a wedding later on.I go n kapo the emcee script and email u latertomorrow i am the wedding reception emcee and i dun have a speech yet
I'm attending a wedding later on.I go n kapo the emcee script and email u later
dnn give me the ????? version ok
he later give u malay version with the same meaning one lor..
" semua anak-anak anda dan anak-anak perempuan SUNDAL, sekarang saya mendapat perhatian anda"
" semua anak-anak anda dan anak-anak perempuan SUNDAL, sekarang saya mendapat perhatian anda"
y does it sound like the announcement at MRT station one?
y does it sound like the announcement at MRT station one?
If Jman said this, he won't be coming back..........."somebody is gonna hurt real bad...SOMEBODY"
At sentosa for the weekend. Jacuzzi facing the sea.u do the chinese one ah?
this kind of thing, best is ask bear. he is da best !
Suspected drug offenders nabbed
Posted: 02 December 2011 1444 hrs
SINGAPORE: A Malaysian woman has been arrested for trying to smuggle two bundles of heroin hidden between two sanitary pads in her undergarments.
She was nabbed at the Woodlands Checkpoint in a joint operation between the Central Narcotics Bureau (CNB) and the Immigration and Checkpoints Authority.
CNB said she was searched by officers who found 960 grammes of heroin -- worth approximately S$144,000 -- on her.
She will be investigated for importation of a controlled drug and, if convicted, may face the death penalty.
CNB said it nabbed 124 suspected drug offenders in islandwide raids on 30 November and 1 December.
They include six suspected drug traffickers -- all of whom are Singaporean males -- nabbed in a raid that covered various districts across Singapore, including Clementi, Ang Mo Kio, Toa Payoh and Tiong Bahru.
A combined haul of drugs estimated to be worth S$266,000 was also seized.
In another operation targeting syndicates in the eastern region of Singapore, a suspected drug trafficker was among those arrested.
A cocktail of drugs was also seized in that operation, estimated to be worth S$77,000.
- CNA/wk
At sentosa for the weekend. Jacuzzi facing the sea.
wow.. so nice..
can gatecrash?
have fun!! so custom prolly did a 100% detail check on her..
Come come. I intro my wife to you.wow.. so nice..
can gatecrash?
Come come. I intro my wife to you.
Jacuzzi?? she comes in bikini then you know
Come come. I intro my wife to you.
really ah?
but can i share the tub with her? Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 02 December 2011 - 05:25 PM.
Jacuzzi?? she comes in bikini then you know
if a girl, face like ruhua but body like victoria secret model, can u accept? just a thought..
if a girl, face like ruhua but body like victoria secret model, can u accept? just a thought..
NPNT
NPNT
IMAGINE LA... LOL!! dun hv images la.. was just tinking about it..
Share hub? That u have to ask her. I anythingreally ah?
Just the top or?Jacuzzi?? she comes in bikini then you know
Jacuzzi?? she comes in bikini then you know
need BIKINI meh? Trucks will do fine for her..........
if a girl, face like ruhua but body like victoria secret model, can u accept? just a thought..
Fark NO.
IMAGINE LA... LOL!! dun hv images la.. was just tinking about it..
Lau Nang is liddat one.
Fark already then say "no"Fark NO.
Share hub? That u have to ask her. I anything
kidding la.. laater u jealous.
need BIKINI meh? Trucks will do fine for her..........
trunks cannot.. coz the front abit "empty".. lao lao like that..
need BIKINI meh? Trucks will do fine for her..........
you all very bad one!!
this is basic manner also duno
Fark NO.
but .. u go google ruhua images.. her body not too bad one leh..
I am very open about such things one. ( how come I sound like Porker?)kidding la.. laater u jealous.
We try already. Really. Sompah.you all very bad one!!
this is basic manner also duno
I am very open about such things one. ( how come I sound like Porker?)
u jia dio his saliva.. that's why..
Fark already then say "no"
Well....don't take people take mah.
Saliva only I am not so concerned....u jia dio his saliva.. that's why..
trunks cannot.. coz the front abit "empty".. lao lao like that..
You > Soya
Saliva only I am not so concerned....
oh my..
u need to report police? do pregnancy test? *pats*
but .. u go google ruhua images.. her body not too bad one leh..
She look like J22.
We try already. Really. Sompah.
Yeah, this already is very civil.
You > Soya
??????Well....don't take people take mah.
She look like J22.
J22 look better la!
You don't make him too happy, wait he stick to you like supa glue.
Solly, solly.....PEESAI. You don't make him too happy, wait he stick to you like supa glue.
sometimes, must tell whiteLIES one la..
That's an insult to Ruhua!!!!She look like J22.
Rob and steal.
don't like that, robbers here could be FT as well
they quite rich leh, heard all the damansara high end residential all taken up, now they build until no land to build
ya houses in kl are getting expensive. many rich ppl around push up the prices just like sg. so low class ppl like me got to suffer
I don't even bother to buy. Don't waste time lah, save the luck, that you're alive and well. Money isn't everything.
yea still alive and kicking is good enough. luckily it wasn't too bad. going to send the car for assessment later. hopefully its not too ex to repair
don't like that, robbers here could be FT as well
Depends lah, small amounts, yes, bigger amounts, yes, banks and armored car, yes. Did I leave out anything?
yea still alive and kicking is good enough. luckily it wasn't too bad. going to send the car for assessment later. hopefully its not too ex to repair
Can't you claim the other party?
Can't you claim the other party?
Not sure can claim or not. it's a malaysia car, may not get through
Anyway, the other party is willing to pay for the repair but the problem is, the assessment shows that I have to replace the bumper because they can't patch a crack below the bumper. Replacement cost is SGD1k so I am not sure if the other party is willing to fork out so much
Will meet up with the other party's mechanic to let them also have a look at my bumper. If they can patch it then I'll let them patch it before I repair in Singapore because the biggest problem here is the red plate seal, can't be done in Malaysia
Worse comes to worst I'll ask them how much they can repair my bumper in Malaysia (probably around RM300) then I top up the balance (~SGD 800+) to get myself a new bumper
Not sure can claim or not. it's a malaysia car, may not get through
Anyway, the other party is willing to pay for the repair but the problem is, the assessment shows that I have to replace the bumper because they can't patch a crack below the bumper. Replacement cost is SGD1k so I am not sure if the other party is willing to fork out so much
Will meet up with the other party's mechanic to let them also have a look at my bumper. If they can patch it then I'll let them patch it before I repair in Singapore because the biggest problem here is the red plate seal, can't be done in Malaysia
Worse comes to worst I'll ask them how much they can repair my bumper in Malaysia (probably around RM300) then I top up the balance (~SGD 800+) to get myself a new bumper
I am not sure but what if the accident tore off the number plate? LTA might have a contingency for that.
Depends lah, small amounts, yes, bigger amounts, yes, banks and armored car, yes. Did I leave out anything?
no, in short is yes for all amount.
Didn't you hear or read the news in newspaper about the few car syndicate bosses caught in Malaysia were from Singapore?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
arlow, wake up. Monday liao!!!
arlow, wake up. Monday liao!!!
but i'm so tiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddddddd..............
..........................................
i was jie mei for a wedding yesterday..............................and on sat, hen's nite........................................
omg............i still feeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll drunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.................
Shin Min Daily News - 1 day 11 hrs 23 mins ago
A recent survey has revealed Singaporean women as among the top five most unfaithful in the world.
The survey, by condom maker Durex, also reveals that Singaporeans now have twice the number of sex partners compared to four years ago.
Singaporean men are found to have an average of 16 sex partners, up from 8 in the old survey.
This is the same number as Hong Kong men, and the highest in Asia.
Singaporean women now have an average of 6 sex partners, up from 3 previously.
This is the second highest number in Asia, just behind the Japanese.
Some 19% of Singaporean women admitted that they were unfaithful to their spouses, placing local women among the top five most unfaithful in the world.
The survey, with 29,000 respondents from all over the world, also revealed other interesting statistics.
Malaysian men appear to have the lowest average number of sex partners at just 3.
Gay men have the highest average number of sex partners at 108.
Lesbian women however, have an average number of 11 sex partners.
Gay men tend to spice up their sex lives far more than heterosexual couples. Methods used include massages, role-playing and sado-masochism.
Lesbian women however, prefer using sexy lingerie to spice up their sex lives.
Male bisexuals have an average of 21 male partners and 14 female partners, while female bisexuals have an average of 13 male partners and 3 female partners.
Source: Shin Min Daily News, 3 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
but i'm so tiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddddddd..............
..........................................
i was jie mei for a wedding yesterday..............................and on sat, hen's nite........................................
omg............i still feeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll drunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.................
ooooh....got rent a stripper?
Who says sin got no talentno, in short is yes for all amount.
Didn't you hear or read the news in newspaper about the few car syndicate bosses caught in Malaysia were from Singapore?
By the way,the biggest KELONG king is also from sin
ooooh....got rent a stripper?
contemplated to get steven lim..
arlow, wake up. Monday liao!!!
something to stimulate and invigorate the brains in the morning.
contemplated to get steven lim..
gimma one sec to go puke.
why not just invite porker?
gimma one sec to go puke.
why not just invite porker?
we need someone straight..
Hard to find nowadayswe need someone straight..
we need someone straight..
porker is the ultimate performer.
exciting yet safe.
porker is the ultimate performer.
exciting yet safe.
the point is, safe =/= fun.
the point is, safe =/= fun.
Local women ranked top 5 most unfaithful
Shin Min Daily News - 1 day 11 hrs 23 mins ago
A recent survey has revealed Singaporean women as among the top five most unfaithful in the world.
The survey, by condom maker Durex, also reveals that Singaporeans now have twice the number of sex partners compared to four years ago.
Singaporean men are found to have an average of 16 sex partners, up from 8 in the old survey.
This is the same number as Hong Kong men, and the highest in Asia.
Singaporean women now have an average of 6 sex partners, up from 3 previously.
This is the second highest number in Asia, just behind the Japanese.
Some 19% of Singaporean women admitted that they were unfaithful to their spouses, placing local women among the top five most unfaithful in the world.
The survey, with 29,000 respondents from all over the world, also revealed other interesting statistics.
Malaysian men appear to have the lowest average number of sex partners at just 3.
Gay men have the highest average number of sex partners at 108.
Lesbian women however, have an average number of 11 sex partners.
Gay men tend to spice up their sex lives far more than heterosexual couples. Methods used include massages, role-playing and sado-masochism.
Lesbian women however, prefer using sexy lingerie to spice up their sex lives.
Male bisexuals have an average of 21 male partners and 14 female partners, while female bisexuals have an average of 13 male partners and 3 female partners.
Source: Shin Min Daily News, 3 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
Damm...Where is my other 12?
Damm...Where is my other 12?
so you are the one who pull down the average?
should never include bears in the surveys from now on.
By Fabius Chen
Tragedy struck at the Standard Chartered Marathon Singapore 2011 on Sunday, as a Singaporean runner died after completing the 21.1km half marathon.
Malcolm Sng Wei Ren, 22, reportedly collapsed at the finishing line at the Padang at approximately 8.30am.
Race organisers said he was attended to immediately and sent to the Singapore General Hospital (SGH), where he died an hour later. The family declined comment when contacted last night.
Background story
Other deaths at endurance events in S'pore
2005: Mr Ho Wai Piew, 40, suffered a heart attack during the swim leg of the New Balance Corporate Triathlon. It was his first triathlon.
He had an existing coronary arterial problem, and the cause of death was certified as drowning, heart attack and advanced coronary arterial disease. The state coroner issued a verdict of misadventure.
2006: Colonel Bernard Tan, 39, collapsed 600m from the 10km finish line during the Singapore Biathlon. He had already completed the 1.5km swim.
Medical staff failed to revive him despite using a defibrillator. His death was deemed a sudden cardiac death.
June 2007: National triathlete Thaddeus Cheong, 17, collapsed after finishing third in a SEA Games triathlon selection trial. He died of heart failure.
August 2007: Army officer Ho Si Qiu, 25, collapsed after completing the half-marathon at the Singapore Bay run.
His heart had stopped. Attempts to revive him with resuscitation drugs and cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) failed.
2009: Mr Calvin Lee, 42, ran into trouble in the swim leg of the Osim Singapore International Triathlon.
Attempts to revive him using CPR and a defibrillator were unsuccessful.
'Police were informed of the death of a 22-year-old man today at SGH,' a police spokesman confirmed. 'Police are looking into the matter.'
Other deaths at endurance events in S'pore
2005: Mr Ho Wai Piew, 40, suffered a heart attack during the swim leg of the New Balance Corporate Triathlon. It was his first triathlon.
He had an existing coronary arterial problem, and the cause of death was certified as drowning, heart attack and advanced coronary arterial disease. The state coroner issued a verdict of misadventure.
2006: Colonel Bernard Tan, 39, collapsed 600m from the 10km finish line during the Singapore Biathlon. He had already completed the 1.5km swim.
Medical staff failed to revive him despite using a defibrillator. His death was deemed a sudden cardiac death.
June 2007: National triathlete Thaddeus Cheong, 17, collapsed after finishing third in a SEA Games triathlon selection trial. He died of heart failure.
August 2007: Army officer Ho Si Qiu, 25, collapsed after completing the half-marathon at the Singapore Bay run.
His heart had stopped. Attempts to revive him with resuscitation drugs and cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) failed.
2009: Mr Calvin Lee, 42, ran into trouble in the swim leg of the Osim Singapore International Triathlon.
Attempts to revive him using CPR and a defibrillator were unsuccessful.
Not sure can claim or not. it's a malaysia car, may not get through
Anyway, the other party is willing to pay for the repair but the problem is, the assessment shows that I have to replace the bumper because they can't patch a crack below the bumper. Replacement cost is SGD1k so I am not sure if the other party is willing to fork out so much
Will meet up with the other party's mechanic to let them also have a look at my bumper. If they can patch it then I'll let them patch it before I repair in Singapore because the biggest problem here is the red plate seal, can't be done in Malaysia
Worse comes to worst I'll ask them how much they can repair my bumper in Malaysia (probably around RM300) then I top up the balance (~SGD 800+) to get myself a new bumper
no, in short is yes for all amount.
Didn't you hear or read the news in newspaper about the few car syndicate bosses caught in Malaysia were from Singapore?
Hung Cheng boh hoh lah.
gimma one sec to go puke.
why not just invite porker?
Porker can't dance.
Local women ranked top 5 most unfaithful
Shin Min Daily News - 1 day 11 hrs 23 mins ago
A recent survey has revealed Singaporean women as among the top five most unfaithful in the world.
The survey, by condom maker Durex, also reveals that Singaporeans now have twice the number of sex partners compared to four years ago.
Singaporean men are found to have an average of 16 sex partners, up from 8 in the old survey.
This is the same number as Hong Kong men, and the highest in Asia.
Singaporean women now have an average of 6 sex partners, up from 3 previously.
This is the second highest number in Asia, just behind the Japanese.
Some 19% of Singaporean women admitted that they were unfaithful to their spouses, placing local women among the top five most unfaithful in the world.
The survey, with 29,000 respondents from all over the world, also revealed other interesting statistics.
Malaysian men appear to have the lowest average number of sex partners at just 3.
Gay men have the highest average number of sex partners at 108.
Lesbian women however, have an average number of 11 sex partners.
Gay men tend to spice up their sex lives far more than heterosexual couples. Methods used include massages, role-playing and sado-masochism.
Lesbian women however, prefer using sexy lingerie to spice up their sex lives.
Male bisexuals have an average of 21 male partners and 14 female partners, while female bisexuals have an average of 13 male partners and 3 female partners.
Source: Shin Min Daily News, 3 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
Porker can't dance.
no dancing needed la....just a bodybuilding competition routine followed by a live light saber demo.
I was just walking back from my car park yesterday, when this indian guy and his wife, approx. 55-60 walked pasted me
banishing the Stan Chart shirt like some big fark, as he passed me, he told his wife how fit he looked, far fitter then ME.
I turned around and said to him and his wife, "Fark you, I don't need a ego booster of a t-shirt to show off I'm fit. You seriously need to look at your self in the mirror esshole!" Knncb, early morning asking to get farked. Not locals, FT.
thats why my exercise only restricted in bed 22-year-old dies after completing half marathon
By Fabius Chen
Tragedy struck at the Standard Chartered Marathon Singapore 2011 on Sunday, as a Singaporean runner died after completing the 21.1km half marathon.
Malcolm Sng Wei Ren, 22, reportedly collapsed at the finishing line at the Padang at approximately 8.30am.
Race organisers said he was attended to immediately and sent to the Singapore General Hospital (SGH), where he died an hour later. The family declined comment when contacted last night.
Background story
Other deaths at endurance events in S'pore
2005: Mr Ho Wai Piew, 40, suffered a heart attack during the swim leg of the New Balance Corporate Triathlon. It was his first triathlon.
He had an existing coronary arterial problem, and the cause of death was certified as drowning, heart attack and advanced coronary arterial disease. The state coroner issued a verdict of misadventure.
2006: Colonel Bernard Tan, 39, collapsed 600m from the 10km finish line during the Singapore Biathlon. He had already completed the 1.5km swim.
Medical staff failed to revive him despite using a defibrillator. His death was deemed a sudden cardiac death.
June 2007: National triathlete Thaddeus Cheong, 17, collapsed after finishing third in a SEA Games triathlon selection trial. He died of heart failure.
August 2007: Army officer Ho Si Qiu, 25, collapsed after completing the half-marathon at the Singapore Bay run.
His heart had stopped. Attempts to revive him with resuscitation drugs and cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) failed.
2009: Mr Calvin Lee, 42, ran into trouble in the swim leg of the Osim Singapore International Triathlon.
Attempts to revive him using CPR and a defibrillator were unsuccessful.
'Police were informed of the death of a 22-year-old man today at SGH,' a police spokesman confirmed. 'Police are looking into the matter.'
Other deaths at endurance events in S'pore
2005: Mr Ho Wai Piew, 40, suffered a heart attack during the swim leg of the New Balance Corporate Triathlon. It was his first triathlon.
He had an existing coronary arterial problem, and the cause of death was certified as drowning, heart attack and advanced coronary arterial disease. The state coroner issued a verdict of misadventure.
2006: Colonel Bernard Tan, 39, collapsed 600m from the 10km finish line during the Singapore Biathlon. He had already completed the 1.5km swim.
Medical staff failed to revive him despite using a defibrillator. His death was deemed a sudden cardiac death.
June 2007: National triathlete Thaddeus Cheong, 17, collapsed after finishing third in a SEA Games triathlon selection trial. He died of heart failure.
August 2007: Army officer Ho Si Qiu, 25, collapsed after completing the half-marathon at the Singapore Bay run.
His heart had stopped. Attempts to revive him with resuscitation drugs and cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) failed.
2009: Mr Calvin Lee, 42, ran into trouble in the swim leg of the Osim Singapore International Triathlon.
Attempts to revive him using CPR and a defibrillator were unsuccessful.
today got nasty lemak to eat! woots!
i wouldn't eat that
that's why they want to have the slut walk
can you spot the transformers?
The SlutWalk event (left) at Speakers' Corner yesterday drew participants such as (above, from left) odd-job worker Ruzanna Kamal, 21, one of the event organisers; retiree Tricia Leong, 55, and artist Marla Bendini, 25; and fitness instructor Vanessa Lee, 23. -- ST PHOTOS: NURIA LING
I was just walking back from my car park yesterday, when this indian guy and his wife, approx. 55-60 walked pasted me
banishing the Stan Chart shirt like some big fark, as he passed me, he told his wife how fit he looked, far fitter then ME.
I turned around and said to him and his wife, "Fark you, I don't need a ego booster of a t-shirt to show off I'm fit. You seriously need to look at your self in the mirror esshole!" Knncb, early morning asking to get farked. Not locals, FT.
err.... why you anyhow turn around and fark stranger one?
I was just walking back from my car park yesterday, when this indian guy and his wife, approx. 55-60 walked pasted me
banishing the Stan Chart shirt like some big fark, as he passed me, he told his wife how fit he looked, far fitter then ME.
I turned around and said to him and his wife, "Fark you, I don't need a ego booster of a t-shirt to show off I'm fit. You seriously need to look at your self in the mirror esshole!" Knncb, early morning asking to get farked. Not locals, FT.
u never wear ur t-shirt.. the one u wore for MU one..
I was just walking back from my car park yesterday, when this indian guy and his wife, approx. 55-60 walked pasted me
banishing the Stan Chart shirt like some big fark, as he passed me, he told his wife how fit he looked, far fitter then ME.
I turned around and said to him and his wife, "Fark you, I don't need a ego booster of a t-shirt to show off I'm fit. You seriously need to look at your self in the mirror esshole!" Knncb, early morning asking to get farked. Not locals, FT.
today got nasty lemak to eat! woots!
You so nasty already still eat nasty lemak
err.... why you anyhow turn around and fark stranger one?
Knncb, boh tai boh chi talk about you, you don't fark them then keep quite let people kong lan chow wei meh? Specially those farking FTs.
Show these MOTHERCHEEBYES that Singaporeans not PUSHOVERS hor. You so nasty already still eat nasty lemak
u got wake up and pee?
most of them quite young
you also like to exercise with j22???
playing skrim or something.
u never wear ur t-shirt.. the one u wore for MU one..
I was just wearing that. Farking old idiot saw my logo, so had to make a stupid snide comment, after kana fark,
knn, like dog, head bowed down, tail between legs. Farking Chowcheebye FT.
you also like to exercise with j22???
playing skrim or something.
it's skyrim!
i playing too!
you also like to exercise with j22???
playing skrim or something.
The lau nang and bai cai last life were BED BUGS.
Knncb, boh tai boh chi talk about you, you don't fark them then keep quite let people kong lan chow wei meh? Specially those farking FTs.
knn i like your style bro.
i always fark these idiots who don't believe in queuing or behaving politely to the service staff.
I saw the papers tdy.The turnout was poor and the way they dress up was more like going to marketcan you spot the transformers?
The SlutWalk event (left) at Speakers' Corner yesterday drew participants such as (above, from left) odd-job worker Ruzanna Kamal, 21, one of the event organisers; retiree Tricia Leong, 55, and artist Marla Bendini, 25; and fitness instructor Vanessa Lee, 23. -- ST PHOTOS: NURIA LING
Edited by Hondacub777, 05 December 2011 - 10:15 AM.
I was just wearing that. Farking old idiot saw my logo, so had to make a stupid snide comment, after kana fark,
knn, like dog, head bowed down, tail between legs. Farking Chowcheebye FT.
u shdn't scold him.. shd have just turn over, give him the mocking expression and snigger..
it's skyrim!
i playing too!
ess rim?
u got wake up and pee?
I woke up with an erection. Saw your message even more erect and then go spank the monkey
ess rim?
J22 is ess rim.
i look at the sky while he gets rim.
it's skyrim!
i playing too!
knn so exciting! Not!
knn so exciting! Not!
WHAT?!
4 reasons to wake up to morning sex
By Sasha Gonzales
Your mornings are manic - between rustling up breakfast, and getting the kids ready for school and yourselves for work, who has time for sex?
And forget weekends - it's the only chance you have to sleep in!
"Sex is the last thing on my mind when I wake up," says Angela Ng, 35, a human resources manager and mum of two.
"All I can think about is getting my children out of the house, and then my husband and I only have a few minutes before we have to leave, too.
"Mornings are so rushed - I can't imagine finding the time for a quickie. And we're already so sleep-deprived, there's no way we're going to wake up earlier to have sex."
Making love before you get out of bed might not be for everyone, but according to sexperts, there are endless reasons why it is good for you, your man and your relationship.
I woke up with an erection. Saw your message even more erect and then go spank the monkey
i think it is illegal to keep monkey at home
4 reasons to wake up to morning sex
By Sasha Gonzales
Your mornings are manic - between rustling up breakfast, and getting the kids ready for school and yourselves for work, who has time for sex?
And forget weekends - it's the only chance you have to sleep in!
"Sex is the last thing on my mind when I wake up," says Angela Ng, 35, a human resources manager and mum of two.
"All I can think about is getting my children out of the house, and then my husband and I only have a few minutes before we have to leave, too.
"Mornings are so rushed - I can't imagine finding the time for a quickie. And we're already so sleep-deprived, there's no way we're going to wake up earlier to have sex."
Making love before you get out of bed might not be for everyone, but according to sexperts, there are endless reasons why it is good for you, your man and your relationship.
WHAT?!
i think it is illegal to keep monkey at home
monkey is a pet name that he gives to MO la..
they shy..
OMGROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for beginner
morning marathon
the husband must be stressed every morning.
knn i like your style bro.
i always fark these idiots who don't believe in queuing or behaving politely to the service staff.
Was driving my other car to DIY polish, kana one lorry driven by INdian FT, knn, hogged the whole road for 5mins, I keep quite, then 8mins, I let go, LONG blast horn, he moved slightly, I went next to him and farked him up. KNNCB. Think this India ah?
Arrived at my yard, was doign my car, farker turns out to be a sub con in my yard, saw me standing outside my office, LPPL,
he kana farked again, parked his lorry in the wrong area. I called the security to fark him upside down, which they did. Bloody esshole.
I saw the papers tdy.The turnout was poor and the way they dress up was more like going to market
Stupid event. SG Women 90% are CMI sluts.
u shdn't scold him.. shd have just turn over, give him the mocking expression and snigger..
These kind of farkwits only can fark them in the face, other expressionism, they will think you are happy at what they're sayign about you.
WHAT?!
I always make it LOUD and CLEAR for my wife and sister leh.
Wait Radx will say why you all post Gearoil's photo.
Was driving my other car to DIY polish, kana one lorry driven by INdian FT, knn, hogged the whole road for 5mins, I keep quite, then 8mins, I let go, LONG blast horn, he moved slightly, I went next to him and farked him up. KNNCB. Think this India ah?
Arrived at my yard, was doign my car, farker turns out to be a sub con in my yard, saw me standing outside my office, LPPL,
he kana farked again, parked his lorry in the wrong area. I called the security to fark him upside down, which they did. Bloody esshole.
this happening almost daily.
just this morning on the expressway one lorry of FWs driven by indian taking up the middle lane.
like moses parking the red sea in reverse. everyone overtaking on the left and right.
bloody dangerous.
monkey is a pet name that he gives to MO la..
they shy..
Err....you're his pet monkey leh, he spank your backside you song song kow julong.
Wait Radx will say why you all post Gearoil's photo.
everyone looking at the balls.
but check out the muscles on this freak.
anyone know if there is any sale on tamiya for car, bike, jet or ship going on now?
for beginner
Tamiya sale not happening hor. You go online better.
this happening almost daily.
just this morning on the expressway one lorry of FWs driven by indian taking up the middle lane.
like moses parking the red sea in reverse. everyone overtaking on the left and right.
bloody dangerous.
Yeah,bloody farkers, not even suppose to drive on the 2nd lane!
anyone know if there is any sale on tamiya for car, bike, jet or ship going on now?
for beginner
ur drum classes end liao ah?
everyone looking at the balls.
but check out the muscles on this freak.
Trained and injected by Porker.
ur drum classes end liao ah?
Now all doing up their costumes for Chinese New Year. Jman will be drumming behind a lorry.
Now all doing up their costumes for Chinese New Year. Jman will be drumming behind a lorry.
lion dance one ah?
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