If I choose (1), then I cannot go MU already
MU not evil mah.. its just SHIOK
Incoming SMS 12:44 "Mr. Lee, Your registration is tmr. I will see if in time for delivery in the evening if not I will see you on Sat morning"
Outgoing SMS 12:46 "I am not Mr. Lee"
WTF...
ur car with Mr Lee liao
as long as u r in singapore.. u cant win the Lees
sucks.. should know, never trust a lawyerYuanster!!
didnt know our MU sponsor by SingaporeMU not evil mah.. its just SHIOK
MU not evil mah.. its just SHIOK
Edited by Bavarian, 29 September 2011 - 01:39 PM.
The Association of Banks in Singapore has issued a warning that a spyware program has been infecting users' computers to steal online banking passwords. -- PHOTO: REUTERS
By Irene Tham
The non-profit industry body said in a statement that there has been 'a few cases' of Internet banking customers whose computers were infected by the SpyEye malware.
SpyEye is downloaded onto users' computers when they visit infected websites, open infected e-mail messages or download unknown files containing the malware from social networking websites.
When users of infected computers enter their usernames and passwords on their bank's website, a banner will pop up carrying the following message: 'We are checking your security settings. Please wait 1-10 minutes. Please be patient don't close and reload the page while we are checking the information.'
http://www.straitsti...ory_717952.html
thks for trying to be nice..
but u just reminded me of ME SHORTcomings..
in football sense, this is call playing a back pass heading for own goal...
in golf sense, they call it handicap
in golf sense, they call it handicap
As in ????
As in ????
talking about Ray's 2 "
?????
dessert ah?
Incoming SMS 12:44 "Mr. Lee, Your registration is tmr. I will see if in time for delivery in the evening if not I will see you on Sat morning"
Outgoing SMS 12:46 "I am not Mr. Lee"
WTF...
the next SMS came "i dun care if you are Mr Lee or not, if you ever want to see your new car again, better do what i say--- ai lai mai sua"
dessert ah?
cannot eat your ??, this one chiamseetong
3 more explosions heard at Pulau Bukom Shell refinery around noon
Three more explosions were heard around Pulau Bukom at about 12 noon on Thursday. -- ST PHOTO: ALPHONSUS CHERN
By Amanda Tan
Three more explosions were heard around Pulau Bukom at about 12 noon on Thursday, and the SCDF told The Straits Times that two of its fire engines were badly damaged by the fire at the Shell refinery there.
One fire engine sustained partial damage.
The blaze, which began at about 1.15pm on Wednesday, appear to have re-started and witnesses saw a 'fire ball shooting into the sky' around the time of the explosions.
Hundreds of workers have been ferried back to Singapore. Some laboratory staff and executives are still at the refinery, but their office is far way from the pump room where the fire is.
The SCDF has confirmed that there has been a surge in the fire at the manufacturing facility. The fire is still contained within the bund wall.
Boundary cooling operations are still being carried out to prevent heat exposure to the nearby storage tanks.
cannot eat your ??, this one chiamseetong
what ??you want to eat?
she no font no back. figure 24-24-24. WTF say one.
China's famous prostitute-blogger is a married man
Thursday, Sep 29, 2011
By day, he was a senior editor of a cultural magazine in Zhejiang, China. By night, he was a '22-year-old female prostitute' from Hangzhou who happened to write very well as she described her experiences on the job.
The 31-year-old married man, known only by his surname Lin, was arrested and fined $100 by Hangzhou police for "disturbing social order", reported Shanghai Daily. He told the police that he only did it because he wanted to get famous online.
On the Weibo microblog entitled "Diary of a Sex Worker", Lin went by the monicker Ruo Xiao'an, and portrayed himself as a 22-year-old prostitute who has served overs 3,000 customers ever since she was just 15.
Before Lin was busted, the microblog, which garnered more than 260,000 followers since January this year, had daily entries comprising of short sentences documenting Ruo's thoughts, feelings and experiences as part of her job.
The entries would some times also contain descriptions of the methods that the young sex worker engaged her clients with.
Lin translated and plagiarised sex and romance scenes from foreign literary texts to keep Ruo's sex blog going, which was why Ruo was dubbed as "China's most talented prostitute".
Many of her followers even commented that she should leave the sex trade and become a writer since she was so good at it.
The police took notice of the sex diary when Ruo posted a list of her favourite customers out of more than 3,000 clients she had slept with.
The home address was traced and when the police turned up at the address, Lin's act was busted as he was caught in the midst of producing yet another false and plagiarised entry.
vtay.com.sg
the next SMS came "i dun care if you are Mr Lee or not, if you ever want to see your new car again, better do what i say--- ai lai mai sua"
?????????????????
Warn your all not to flirt with RB, see lah kena con liao
China's famous prostitute-blogger is a married man
Thursday, Sep 29, 2011
By day, he was a senior editor of a cultural magazine in Zhejiang, China. By night, he was a '22-year-old female prostitute' from Hangzhou who happened to write very well as she described her experiences on the job.
The 31-year-old married man, known only by his surname Lin, was arrested and fined $100 by Hangzhou police for "disturbing social order", reported Shanghai Daily. He told the police that he only did it because he wanted to get famous online.
On the Weibo microblog entitled "Diary of a Sex Worker", Lin went by the monicker Ruo Xiao'an, and portrayed himself as a 22-year-old prostitute who has served overs 3,000 customers ever since she was just 15.
Before Lin was busted, the microblog, which garnered more than 260,000 followers since January this year, had daily entries comprising of short sentences documenting Ruo's thoughts, feelings and experiences as part of her job.
The entries would some times also contain descriptions of the methods that the young sex worker engaged her clients with.
Lin translated and plagiarised sex and romance scenes from foreign literary texts to keep Ruo's sex blog going, which was why Ruo was dubbed as "China's most talented prostitute".
Many of her followers even commented that she should leave the sex trade and become a writer since she was so good at it.
The police took notice of the sex diary when Ruo posted a list of her favourite customers out of more than 3,000 clients she had slept with.
The home address was traced and when the police turned up at the address, Lin's act was busted as he was caught in the midst of producing yet another false and plagiarised entry.
vtay.com.sg
are u saying i'm a prostitute?
are u saying i'm a prostitute?
your are a pro in the institute where you study
kena karma again
i join you.ooorrhhh...you die.... Quick, I make yellow river give you jump.
i dont drink lots of water too
your are a pro in the institute where you study
kena karma again
your are a pro in the institute where you study
kena karma again
Jman Utd 1 : 0 R.B.F.C
ooorrhhh...you die.... Quick, I make yellow river give you jump.
????--??
????--??
Instant ??. ?????
full time liaoJman Utd 1 : 0 R.B.F.C
full time liao
Yah. Only versus Real Raymond then got injury time.
Zenzen
inSing.com - 18 hrs 37 mins ago
Netizens furious over drunk-driving accidentOne of the cars involved in a drink-driving accident. (Pic / Internet)
Drivers! Did you know that you cannot claim damages from drunk drivers if you get hit by them?
Netizens are discussing a recent drunk-driving accident and many are furious about the supposed "injustice" of the situation.
A car was recently waiting at a traffic light when he was hit by a drunk driver in another car. The victim attempted to claim damages coming up to $70,000 from the culprit's insurer, but was denied as the culprit was drunk.
Unknown to many, a driver's insurance becomes voided if he gets into an accident while drunk. This has many implications, for example, victims hit by the drunk driver can no longer claim damages from the culprit's insurer.
Some suggest a possible solution - Claim damages but say that the driver wasn't drunk.
Netizen "tckrto" said, "Claim the insurance without reporting that the driver is drunk. Between justice and money, I choose money. And this really happened to me five years ago."
Another netizen, "nifeng80" explained, "If the drunk driver is poor, there is really nothing you can do to him. However he may be jailed and get his license revoked."
talking about Ray's 2 "
normally 1.2"
Netizens furious over drunk-driving accident
Zenzen
inSing.com - 18 hrs 37 mins ago
Netizens furious over drunk-driving accidentOne of the cars involved in a drink-driving accident. (Pic / Internet)
Drivers! Did you know that you cannot claim damages from drunk drivers if you get hit by them?
Netizens are discussing a recent drunk-driving accident and many are furious about the supposed "injustice" of the situation.
A car was recently waiting at a traffic light when he was hit by a drunk driver in another car. The victim attempted to claim damages coming up to $70,000 from the culprit's insurer, but was denied as the culprit was drunk.
Unknown to many, a driver's insurance becomes voided if he gets into an accident while drunk. This has many implications, for example, victims hit by the drunk driver can no longer claim damages from the culprit's insurer.
Some suggest a possible solution - Claim damages but say that the driver wasn't drunk.
Netizen "tckrto" said, "Claim the insurance without reporting that the driver is drunk. Between justice and money, I choose money. And this really happened to me five years ago."
Another netizen, "nifeng80" explained, "If the drunk driver is poor, there is really nothing you can do to him. However he may be jailed and get his license revoked."
wat a waste! GTR!
wat a waste! GTR!
Yeah, my dream car.
its not about the wasted GTR. its something wrong with our driving insurance law.wat a waste! GTR!
the insurance company should pay up and then sue drunk driver themself.
they fail their due diligence to ensure that all their driver will not drink and drive
hope they are safe and no casualties.
3 more explosions heard at Pulau Bukom Shell refinery around noon
Three more explosions were heard around Pulau Bukom at about 12 noon on Thursday. -- ST PHOTO: ALPHONSUS CHERN
By Amanda Tan
Three more explosions were heard around Pulau Bukom at about 12 noon on Thursday, and the SCDF told The Straits Times that two of its fire engines were badly damaged by the fire at the Shell refinery there.
One fire engine sustained partial damage.
The blaze, which began at about 1.15pm on Wednesday, appear to have re-started and witnesses saw a 'fire ball shooting into the sky' around the time of the explosions.
Hundreds of workers have been ferried back to Singapore. Some laboratory staff and executives are still at the refinery, but their office is far way from the pump room where the fire is.
The SCDF has confirmed that there has been a surge in the fire at the manufacturing facility. The fire is still contained within the bund wall.
Boundary cooling operations are still being carried out to prevent heat exposure to the nearby storage tanks.
if this one is a nuclear plant, i stay very near that area
If it is a nuclear plant, it does not matter.
dont worry, even if nuclear plant it wont affect you.if this one is a nuclear plant, i stay very near that area
you are already a mutant.
you are lucky living in north pole.If it is a nuclear plant, it does not matter.
dont worry, even if nuclear plant it wont affect you.
you are already a mutant.
J22 Rovers 1 : 0 Jman Utd
Wah seh, you on form. Golden boot this season?
sucks.. should know, never trust a lawyer
Why cannot trust me? I am your brother you know.
15 more min i will make kopiso schleepy...
Yuanster!!
My brother in law.
this morning kenna thrasd by RadX 4-0 and MO 3-0. need to find ground against lesser opponent.J22 Rovers 1 : 0 Jman Utd
Wah seh, you on form. Golden boot this season?
If I choose (1), then I cannot go MU already
I'm your evil brother. How can thou avoid thee?
sho scheeleepeeeee...
sho scheeleepeeeee...
i also bery sleeepeeee
if this one is a nuclear plant, i stay very near that area
other than the bad smoke and air quality you should be fine.
just guessing though....I don't know what's the refinery's disaster or risk management plans.
tonight if you hear any loud explosion or see any red flares please update us asap.
this morning kenna thrasd by RadX 4-0 and MO 3-0. need to find ground against lesser opponent.
so u r saying.... jman is a LESSER opponent?
RB, just remember. your starting avatar is this fellow right??sho scheeleepeeeee...
that time think also the same dance.
i also bery sleeepeeee
isit 7pm over there now? not beer time yet??
so u r saying.... jman is a LESSER opponent?
He is just a also run.
RB, just remember. your starting avatar is this fellow right??
that time think also the same dance.
no.. its another..
i mean same character.no.. its another..
He is just a also run.
honey! what r u toking about??????
no.. its another..
this is consider close to up lorry one liao..
ooorrhhh...you die.... Quick, I make yellow river give you jump.
i mean same character.
Yah. Only versus Real Raymond then got injury time.
"Everybody loves Raymond"
err.. Sports term..honey! what r u toking about??????
exampl in EPL.
Champion - Man U
Contender - Man C, Chelsea (usually top 2 or 3 challenging with the champion
Pretender aka Lesser opponent - Liverpool Asernal Spurs (always seem to have chance but never really happen)
Also Run - the rest of the team (basically just to make up the number.
I'm your evil brother. How can thou avoid thee?
Alright. To hell with that. Here we go!!! Tonight, we dine in Pasta Fresca.
yeah this one. see liao want to faint.
J22 Rovers 1 : 0 Jman Utd
Wah seh, you on form. Golden boot this season?
Summery of the match so far:
M.O.F.C. - 4 J22 Rovers - 0
OWL United - 2 J22 Rovers - 0
RBFC - 0 J22 Rovers - 2
Jman United - 1 R.B.F.C. - 0
Raymond Rovers - 2 J22 Rovers - 0
Next coming matchup: ..................
i also bery sleeepeeee
go find a sheep, a lot in NZ, they say more than human
this morning kenna thrasd by RadX 4-0 and MO 3-0. need to find ground against lesser opponent.
Last night match with me was a "Mirror match"
i think this score line something wrongSummery of the match so far:
M.O.F.C. - 4 J22 Rovers - 0
OWL United - 2 J22 Rovers - 0
RBFC - 0 J22 Rovers - 2
Jman United - 1 R.B.F.C. - 0
Raymond Rovers - 2 J22 Rovers - 0
Next coming matchup: ..................
i score a deciving goal against him with my 2" 2mter move other than the bad smoke and air quality you should be fine.
just guessing though....I don't know what's the refinery's disaster or risk management plans.
tonight if you hear any loud explosion or see any red flares please update us asap.
Cannot update, fireball land on his house liow.
Summery of the match so far:
M.O.F.C. - 4 J22 Rovers - 0
OWL United - 2 J22 Rovers - 0
RBFC - 0 J22 Rovers - 2
Jman United - 1 R.B.F.C. - 0
Raymond Rovers - 2 J22 Rovers - 0
Next coming matchup: ..................
lai ah lai ah... place ur bets ah..
so u r saying.... jman is a LESSER opponent?
You also hor.
so u r saying.... jman is a LESSER opponent?
i dun even know the scoring system, NOT FAIR !!
not whoo whoo can already. later i faintLast night match with me was a "Mirror match"
Alright. To hell with that. Here we go!!! Tonight, we dine in Pasta Fresca.
Wahahaha! Remember to kick the waiter.
tell you the truth..i dun even know the scoring system, NOT FAIR !!
only referee know...
tell you another truth...
we dont know what time match start
tell you last true
we dont know even which match and which referee...
i think this score line something wrong
ello, decision is final, want me to put red card gibe you is it?
You also hor.
ello, decision is final, want me to put red card gibe you is it?
dont like that lah.. i bribe you okay
RB say want to let me try her braces taste.. i give this chance to you
lai ah lai ah... place ur bets ah..
Dependent on a matter of if J2 Rovers "kachang chew" or not, M.O.F.C. will be waiting to pounce
another surprise victory against them.
Wahahaha! Remember to kick the waiter.
I'm afraid it's the waiter that'll kick us, sir.
"You want Salt & Pepper?!" *Ker-Bish!!*
This is P-A-S-T-A!!
not whoo whoo can already. later i faint
Actually Whoo..Whoo...play cheat oso, all take penalty kick one.
Cannot update, fireball land on his house liow.
i think yours nearer
i dun even know the scoring system, NOT FAIR !!
Nevermind, you own goal one.
Bavarian Wanderers 1 (o.g) : 0 Jman Utd
dont say liao. go under the beltActually Whoo..Whoo...play cheat oso, all take penalty kick one.
bribe referee and many other tell you the truth..
only referee know...
tell you another truth...
we dont know what time match start
tell you last true
we dont know even which match and which referee...
Now I can go and
almost forgot.Now I can go and
how your fever?? okay got go down or not?
dont like that lah.. i bribe you okay
RB say want to let me try her braces taste.. i give this chance to you
knn, bain tai!!! Nuah also you want!
Slimming company defends its controversial ad
By Liyana Low | Yahoo! Newsroom ? 3 hours ago
The slimming company that stirred public debate with its controversial weight-loss commercial said on Wednesday that their advertisement was not discriminatory and did not ?breach any law?.
In an email response to queries from Yahoo! Singapore, London Weight Management said ?we have not breached any regulation in accordance to the local regulation?.
The ad, depicting an overweight woman?s life in a downward spiral before she loses 20kg and finds happiness, has come under fire recently. It also saw TV host Anita Kapoor writing a scathing letter to the company on her blog on 23 September saying it was degrading to women.
Others have complained that the ad, shown on TV and online, was discriminatory of overweight women and was produced in poor taste, with some men even saying that it insulted them because the ad implied men couldn't see past women's looks.
The company?s marketing and communications manager Hazel Tang stressed that the ad was ?based on real life stories and experiences provided by our customer to be reproduced into film/draw and/or video clips?.
"We have adopted 100% of her (the customer?s) real life stories with regard to the TV ads," she said, highlighting that the slimmer woman shown in the commercial is the company?s actual customer, Kelly Phoon, whose life story they were depicting.
The company added that Phoon is not local singer, Kelly Poon, who has a similar name.
?We wish to remind you that we are neither discriminating nor nauseating the obese women in this territory,? said Tang.
The video, which was uploaded on Youtube on 23 August, has since been removed.
I'm afraid it's the waiter that'll kick us, sir.
"You want Salt & Pepper?!" *Ker-Bish!!*
This is P-A-S-T-A!!
Wow...fierce sial.
she offer me, still on her teeth hor... mean you can frenchknn, bain tai!!!
Nuah also you want!
i think yours nearer
I got Lake for water.
dont say liao. go under the belt
I see a Whatapps matchup tonight..........
almost forgot.
how your fever?? okay got go down or not?
Up then down, donno what the fark I got.
I got Lake for water.
i got fire station just 50 meter away wahhahahahaha
Edited by Jman888, 29 September 2011 - 02:47 PM.
did it go up after you touch water??Up then down, donno what the fark I got.
if yes, then you might have to look for More tan sensei.
didnt know you live by road sidei got fire station just 50 meter away wahhahahahaha
she offer me, still on her teeth hor... mean you can french
Dowan, frenching a woman with braces is like walking with your pants down, into barbed wire!
i got fire station just 50 meter away wahhahahahaha
Yeah, yeah, say that when it comes Friday afternoon.
double
Wahaha...O.G again!! NOw the fire station is 100 meters away!!
this one i dont know. didnt try before.Dowan, frenching a woman with braces is like walking with your pants down, into barbed wire!
did it go up after you touch water??
if yes, then you might have to look for More tan sensei.
It's a viral of sorts, my throat is inflamed, according to the loctor. Deep throat too much, I need the money.
Is Animal Biscuit considered vegeterian??
didnt know you live by road side
He live next to the fire hydrant.
this one i dont know. didnt try before.
wat, the kissing or barbed wire?
Maybe u can try the lalang fields.
didnt know you live by road side
FIRE STATION!!
does this mean you own goal?
wat, the kissing or barbed wire?
Maybe u can try the lalang fields.
then jialat liao.It's a viral of sorts, my throat is inflamed, according to the loctor. Deep throat too much, I need the money.
you see doctor give money. after get well need to deep throat again then kenna again see doctor pay money then after get well need to deep throa.........
you save this posting 2 week later you recycle okay
this one i dont know. didnt try before.
Be my guest.........
This one from the other lunchie thread. Someone had biscuits for lunch, something about vegeterian meals.
Is Animal Biscuit considered vegeterian??
Yes and no. Yes, cos it's meant to depict different animals, no cos it's just flour and some sheet added in to make it taste good, from
which it's most probably 99% derived from animal by products.
then jialat liao.
you see doctor give money. after get well need to deep throat again then kenna again see doctor pay money then after get well need to deep throa.........
you save this posting 2 week later you recycle okay
I'll save it when I match up with you.
FIRE STATION!!
does this mean you own goal?
no you O.G. you dont even know what you post
J22 1 (O.G) - 0 Jman
no you O.G. you dont even know what you post
J22 1 (O.G) - 0 Jman
si bei kelong
no you O.G. you dont even know what you post
J22 1 (O.G) - 0 Jman
KELONG!! KELONG!!!
now you know how scoring system work??si bei kelong
Match end liao. i know you buy me win 1 ball. go collect you winning.KELONG!! KELONG!!!
who come out with this?
Donno, saw on FB.
First set is you and rb?
Donno, saw on FB.
eh...add leh..
si bei kelong
Dun comprain lah. Give and take.
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