ur 1st choice izzit
only choice lor.. and the best!
Came across a commotion earlier. One of my colleague was in a heated argument with some engineer. The hole is 10mm and he wanted to install a 12mm gauge. So cannot go. Kept on kpkb say can do this lah, that lah. So I asked him "Have you ever seen a cow fug a chicken? And you know why?" Guess that explains to him very clearly.
ask him use duct tape and tape lor... LOL
only choice lor.. and the best!
can change my nick name to tampax man?
Bro,mine was right on my armpit.I got stung on the stomach. Kanchanaburi demolition site. I sitting on the ground minding my own business. Just crawled under my No. 4 and stung my tummy.
Crazy bee.
Knn,imagine going to a public toliet and lift up my arms and trying to pluck out the needles with so much hair around
Worst pple tot I crazy
MO now hold a pad and talk
I don't hor cb.
But looks cool 
knncb, like Moses holding the commandments and talking to GOD! WooHoo! 
And they said he was crazy! Bro,mine was right on my armpit.
Knn,imagine going to a public toliet and lift up my arms and trying to pluck out the needles with so much hair around
Worst pple tot I crazy
now we know u hv bushy arm pit
can change my nick name to tampax man?
can!
ANNOUNCEMENT
from today henceforth, Ray will officially be the TAMPAX MAN.
I don't hor cb.
becareful not to raise your hand... else look like statue of liberty
Seriously,my nipple abit big for my bodyknn, trying to show the bee your nipple, so if sting become bigger.
Can recommend me plastic surgeon?
Came across a commotion earlier. One of my colleague was in a heated argument with some engineer. The hole is 10mm and he wanted to install a 12mm gauge. So cannot go. Kept on kpkb say can do this lah, that lah. So I asked him "Have you ever seen a cow fug a chicken? And you know why?" Guess that explains to him very clearly.
Stupid right? Even add grease also 10 won't be 12, 10 will be 8.
I don't hor cb.
it look at an auntie tai tai when talking on a pad
can!
ANNOUNCEMENT
from today henceforth, Ray will officially be the TAMPAX MAN.
yes... will hardly get to see me... always hidden...
so anyone used the 8.9?
can use as phone also?
Huat siao say buay sai, only 3G for surfing.
Bro,mine was right on my armpit.
Knn,imagine going to a public toliet and lift up my arms and trying to pluck out the needles with so much hair around
Worst pple tot I crazy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huat siao say buay sai, only 3G for surfing.
sigh...
Helloooo,I got trim lehnow we know u hv bushy arm pit
Seriously,my nipple abit big for my body
Can recommend me plastic surgeon?
i'm sure j22 adores your nip.
Helloooo,I got trim leh
double confirmed as bushy armpit
Bro,mine was right on my armpit.
Knn,imagine going to a public toliet and lift up my arms and trying to pluck out the needles with so much hair around
Worst pple tot I crazy
People no need think, see your face gow liow.
becareful not to raise your hand... else look like statue of liberty
I did at Turf City with Radx. knncb, he kept saying I from IMH.
Seriously,my nipple abit big for my body
Can recommend me plastic surgeon?
Bro,mine was right on my armpit.
Knn,imagine going to a public toliet and lift up my arms and trying to pluck out the needles with so much hair around
Worst pple tot I crazy
I think bees are still quite okay. It's the hornet and wasps that are scary...
Schmidt Sting Pain Index
1.0 Sweat bee Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.
1.2 Fire ant - Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.
1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant - A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.
2.0 Bald-faced hornet - Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.
2.0 Yellowjacket - Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.
2.x Honey bee and European hornet - Like a matchhead that flips off and burns on your skin.
3.0 Red harvester ant - Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.
3.0 Paper wasp - Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.
4.0 Tarantula hawk - Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath.
4.0+ Bullet ant - Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel.
Buay than u,knn
Blame my father,I got his genedouble confirmed as bushy armpit
I did at Turf City with Radx. knncb, he kept saying I from IMH.
he is just being nice....
I think bees are still quite okay. It's the hornet and wasps that are scary...
Schmidt Sting Pain Index
1.0 Sweat bee Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.
1.2 Fire ant - Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.
1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant - A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.
2.0 Bald-faced hornet - Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.
2.0 Yellowjacket - Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.
2.x Honey bee and European hornet - Like a matchhead that flips off and burns on your skin.
3.0 Red harvester ant - Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.
3.0 Paper wasp - Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.
4.0 Tarantula hawk - Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath.
4.0+ Bullet ant - Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel.
brilliant pain??
Blame my father,I got his gene
why blame?
thank him... if not for the bush... the bee could hv gone deeper...
Blame my father,I got his gene
can i intro you to IPL? or QPX?
But still,the pain last 2-3 days.
Eyh cb, I never said I was buying, I said I was stopping. your eyes open wider can or not?
eyh, i only telling you i not asking you to buy. who care you stopping or not?? money not coming to me wor.
eyh, i only telling you i not asking you to buy. who care you stopping or not?? money not coming to me wor.
dude. you can secure pornotion tonight!
if you want, wait for Tab 7plus, same spec(or somewhere near) as 8.9 but can make phone call.sigh...
bad thing is, it look like the old tab
why blame?
thank him... if not for the bush... the bee could hv gone deeper...
I might have a chance to secure top place too if Liverpool and udinese loss/draw while i windude. you can secure pornotion tonight!
Simi lai eh?can i intro you to IPL? or QPX?
Simi lai eh?
www.google.com
Yes,damn lucky mine wAs juz a bee.
But still,the pain last 2-3 days.
Farking Wess.
Simi lai eh?
IPL = International Pornographic License (Heard they are looking for hairy man)
eyh, i only telling you i not asking you to buy. who care you stopping or not?? money not coming to me wor.
Money who say not going to you?? Last 7th month I burnt you some money, gold bars, Ipad, gold coins. Notchet get ah?
Farking Wess.
Yeah. Wussy. Last time I got bitten by a Great White and I put handiplast only.
Knn,like that I can't qualify.Only armpit bushy,head no hairIPL = International Pornographic License (Heard they are looking for hairy man)
Yeah. Wussy. Last time I got bitten by a Great White and I put handiplast only.
U r a real man
U r a real man
That is nothing. I haven't started on the T-Rex one yet....
WhahhahaThat is nothing. I haven't started on the T-Rex one yet....
This place getting too cocky liao
Yeah. Wussy. Last time I got bitten by a Great White and I put handiplast only.
Bro. was there anything left to put the plaster on??
That is nothing. I haven't started on the T-Rex one yet....
Feeling another dumkfark in motion?
Bro. was there anything left to put the plaster on??
I meant I put Handyplast on the Great White after I stick my diving knife into his side. Poor thing got a bad gash and I felt abit sorry for it....
Feeling another dumkfark in motion?
Well, the T-Rex was getting overly excited about his happy meal. His meal was non-too-please about being eaten first thing in the morning.... stab him with a pencil.
I meant I put Handyplast on the Great White after I stick my diving knife into his side. Poor thing got a bad gash and I felt abit sorry for it....
Oh.
Did you send it a "Get Well" card? Mum did say always to show we cared (less) 
Well, the T-Rex was getting overly excited about his happy meal. His meal was non-too-please about being eaten first thing in the morning.... stab him with a pencil.
Ah...now that was how we got Juice-rassic. Goes well with ice and shot of espresso.
Oh.
I tried sending but the card was returned with "No Such Dino, Addressee Extinct".
Then I contacted Barney and hoped that he can pass the message somehow.
I tried sending but the card was returned with "No Such Dino, Addressee Extinct".
Then I contacted Barney and hoped that he can pass the message somehow.
i hate barney.
I tried sending but the card was returned with "No Such Dino, Addressee Extinct".
Then I contacted Barney and hoped that he can pass the message somehow.
Oh, Barney, yeah, he's a nice guy, bit gay, but nice (purple) he does get the girls all excited over his tail,
i hate barney.
You had bad childhood experience? It is okay to talk about it here.
R u related care bears?I tried sending but the card was returned with "No Such Dino, Addressee Extinct".
Then I contacted Barney and hoped that he can pass the message somehow.
i hate barney.
gay love it
i hate barney.
Barney sends you his love, RB, he also did mention to tell you, he'll never forget how you played with his tail.
naughty, naughty girl.
U sure that his tail?Oh, Barney, yeah, he's a nice guy, bit gay, but nice (purple) he does get the girls all excited over his tail,
You had bad childhood experience? It is okay to talk about it here.
he.... he..he raped teletubby..
weather report, sunny in town area
its raining men here in changi.
Barney sends you his love, RB, he also did mention to tell you, he'll never forget how you played with his tail.
naughty, naughty girl.
that flaccid thing? sheesh.. *snorts*
if you want, wait for Tab 7plus, same spec(or somewhere near) as 8.9 but can make phone call.
bad thing is, it look like the old tab
why dun they just allow pple to use bluetooth headset to make calls...
these engineers hor...
Well, the T-Rex was getting overly excited about his happy meal. His meal was non-too-please about being eaten first thing in the morning.... stab him with a pencil.
pls use tampax if u get bitten by T rex... it allows one to bleed but not die..
This is sad to hear.he.... he..he raped teletubby..
I always tot Barney has a clean image
Heavy???its raining men here in changi.
This is sad to hear.
I always tot Barney has a clean image
clean on tv only..
haven u heard abt dora?
U sure that his tail?
Only stupid people will ask such a question.
Heavy???
super duper heavy...
he.... he..he raped teletubby..
And I thot they were having a good time, with all those "A O, A O" You mean those were cries for help?
And I thot they were having a good time, with all those "A O, A O" You mean those were cries for help?
those were distress callls!!
Poor J22...he.... he..he raped teletubby..
its raining men here in changi.
did you grab some?
Pls noo.....clean on tv only..
haven u heard abt dora?
I want Dora to remain as she is.......
that flaccid thing? sheesh.. *snorts*
You and my sister same same gang, both Tee Bor, everytime snorts snorts.
did you grab some?
they dissolve before i could even grab hold of them..
You and my sister same same gang, both Tee Bor, everytime snorts snorts.
tee bor? wats dat?
clean on tv only..
haven u heard abt dora?
Spot sniper, spot sniper. DOH!
Another day,go back early suck thumbsuper duper heavy...
those were distress callls!!
Gawd! So pinky wasn't really kinky. NNNnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................................
Poor J22...
tee bor? wats dat?
Ms Piggy!
tee bor? wats dat?
Female piggy
Ms Piggy!
ooorrrhhhhhhhhhhh!!! tat's me alrite!
Poor J22...
"Let us have a moment of silence for a fallen comrade" . . . ok, move on.
personally i think 2 possiblities.why dun they just allow pple to use bluetooth headset to make calls...
these engineers hor...
1) Honeycomb dont support Phone call function (which i doubt so)
2) They want to protect their mobile phone sales.
Nabeizzzzz,Only stupid people will ask such a question.
Another day,go back early suck thumb
or u could wash urself clean clean and white white.. tonite cybersex with bear n j22 part deux.
you all got the information wrong.."Let us have a moment of silence for a fallen comrade" . . . ok, move on.
Barney kenna gang rape by the 4 tubbies.
Nabeizzzzz,
Epic Fail.
confirm liao. only stupid ppl reply to that posting.Nabeizzzzz,
"Let us have a moment of silence for a fallen comrade" . . . ok, move on.
you all got the information wrong..
Barney kenna gang rape by the 4 tubbies.
Hello Barney.
confirm liao. only stupid ppl reply to that posting.
Even more stupid ones make such remakes.
J22 Epic peekture. ============>
you all got the information wrong..
Barney kenna gang rape by the 4 tubbies.
so how does it feel?
u felt victimized? did u see a shrink there after? any side effects?
so how does it feel?
u felt victimized? did u see a shrink there after? any side effects?
Yeah, he felt HHHOOOOOOOTTTT all over, under FBI witness protection plan, he changed his name to J22, aka the huat sio kia.
FBI stands for Fever Boi Integration. Tonite my auntie cumingor u could wash urself clean clean and white white.. tonite cybersex with bear n j22 part deux.
so how does it feel?
u felt victimized? did u see a shrink there after? any side effects?
Oh, btw, side effects from that trauma was every few steps, he'd have to stop, wiggle his index and middle finger
to his butt and dig his underwear out.
Yeah, every few steps, same thing. Except for the 6th time, he'll sniff his fingers. Tonite my auntie cuming
ur auntie?
and so?
Oh, btw, side effects from that trauma was every few steps, he'd have to stop, wiggle his index and middle finger
to his butt and dig his underwear out.
poor chap.. a moment of lust turns into a lifetime of regrets..
Tonite my auntie cuming
Tai Yee Mah? Wah! Send my regards.
Slow boat from China. She came last mOnth,tdy,is San Gu GuTai Yee Mah? Wah! Send my regards.
She came last mOnth,tdy,is San Gu Gu
wah.. u got 3 gugu ah?
wah.. u got 3 gugu ah?
I have 4. Tai Ku, Yi Ku, Sum Ku, Sai Ku. There, 4 Kuku.
ermm... you got it wrong liao.so how does it feel?
u felt victimized? did u see a shrink there after? any side effects?
Barnie is my friend. i am dibo the friendly dragon.
i mastermind the rape with the Tubbies
ermm... you got it wrong liao.
Barnie is my friend. i am dibo the friendly dragon.
i mastermind the rape with the Tubbies
u mean u turtle head?
u mean u turtle head?
He does....have the look.
this rain is never going to stop...
Still bright though not sunny here.
Still bright though not sunny here.
oh the rain stopped! suddenly one leh..
One have only one ?? not kuku.wah.. u got 3 gugu ah?
And her name is ???
I did at Turf City with Radx. knncb, he kept saying I from IMH.
you not meh???
i saw the sales person call IMh leh....think they ready with strait jacket
oh the rain stopped! suddenly one leh..
At my command. I took out my tab, held it in my left arm, and pointed my right to the heavens...
One have only one ?? not kuku.
And her name is ???
so u saying u r
gay love it
fark...sesame street gay oso k....
bert and ernie...
you not meh???
i saw the sales person call IMh leh....think they ready with strait jacket
Err........I thot it was because i didn't want to sign on the contract.
I didn't bring headphones that day mah. At my command. I took out my tab, held it in my left arm, and pointed my right to the heavens...
wah.. statue of WAH MENG TI ah?
fark...sesame street gay oso k....
bert and ernie...
and our GreatBIRD too.....
At my command. I took out my tab, held it in my left arm, and pointed my right to the heavens...
like a boss?
like a boss?
yup...that sure look like MO..oni thing no t-shirt
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