pang kang liao...
byebye! drive safe!!
bye bye
tts why i stay near central part of SG...
who ask pple stay jurong pasir ris woodlands???
I don't travel to town, so I don't fark care really.
If travel by cab, company pay, cos on company work. who ask you never drive a porsche like MO?
I still seldom drive to town. That said, it's still cheaper to drive then take a cab.
i think i'm in love.
I love a woman who can handle a sniper rifle and a pistol.
Are you hishercar?
Mecar?
depends la...everything is relative.
for example to me this guy is a bloody crazy nut who should be locked up.
but to j22 he's probably just his regular nightly gaming buddy.
Croissant Man. J22's favorite.
sorry that is typo. mean to say once or 2 day a weeks.
anyway, i reframe from playing long games.
that is why i didnt play COH online.. one game take at least 40 min to complete. longer if opponent are on par.. (at least from what i see over the nets.
I don't play games. Period.
ok maybe not you dear.
I like the cat.
pls lah....your spine where got so straight??? teeth crooked...spine oso crooked...Scoliosis
I was going to say just that.
yah wat..i see u walk like senget...cannot be breast heavy...cos u got none...duh!!! so my clinical observation is
SCOLIOSIS
Bung, nipples made of LEAD.
i use to have an owl perching on my shoulder for 20years!
all the owl's fault!
No wonder you walk bent, shoulders full of shi.t.
Owls shi.t a lot. I cannot say good...
wat if my ex gf monitor this thread from her office...
u wan me to kneel on pots and pans izzit...
She won't do that lah.
knn the wall so dirty!
Gaming get too engrossed, spit at the wall.
is zam zam mee soto the best?
Lousy, everything is laden with MSG.
yah lor..miss me bo??
like a hole in the head.
ohayo!!
Mabuhay
Mabuhay
Mabuhay CB
Edited by Bavarian, 14 December 2011 - 08:09 AM.
Mabuhay CB
ni nar bei
Mabuhay
so now u taking pina as 2nd language?
1. mabuhay
Mabuhay means many different things in tagalog which is the national language in teh Philippines.
mabuhay means-
~"Welcome!"
~"To Life"
~"Live great!"
~ or "hello"
pinoy -Mabuhay ng Pilipinas
so now u taking pina as 2nd language?
1. mabuhay
Mabuhay means many different things in tagalog which is the national language in teh Philippines.
mabuhay means-
~"Welcome!"
~"To Life"
~"Live great!"
~ or "hello"
pinoy -Mabuhay ng Pilipinas
well, since we have 300,000 of them here, might as well
so now u taking pina as 2nd language?
1. mabuhay
Mabuhay means many different things in tagalog which is the national language in teh Philippines.
mabuhay means-
~"Welcome!"
~"To Life"
~"Live great!"
~ or "hello"
pinoy -Mabuhay ng Pilipinas
ah...i tot why they always say bad word
ah...i tot why they always say bad word
u farking corrupted bear...
BMW car window smashed to save baby locked inside
December 14, 2011 - 12:14am
By:
Amanda Phua
PHOTO: Lianhe Wanbao
A WOMAN'S trip to a high-end shopping mall with her baby ended in high drama when the one-year-old boy was trapped in their car.
Singapore Civil Defence Force (SCDF) officers had to be called in to break a window of the BMW car on Monday night.
The boy was in a child seat at the left rear passenger seat. The mother's car key and mobile phone were also left inside the car.
I still seldom drive to town. That said, it's still cheaper to drive then take a cab.
r u sure its cheaper to drive a porsche????????????
Gd moaning to all!
zho san!
zho san!
quiet morning again?
quiet morning again?
seems like it ....
u got fan tai sui this yr? must return by 22nd this month u kw..
seems like it ....
u got fan tai sui this yr? must return by 22nd this month u kw..
pls read my signature.... LOL the mandarin one
in any case, i did not make offerings during the beginning of the year...so...
Edited by Raymondism, 14 December 2011 - 09:03 AM.
pls read my signature.... LOL the mandarin one
in any case, i did not make offerings during the beginning of the year...so...
the one u translated the previous time?
i will sponsor brazillian wax
the one u translated the previous time?
ya....
i will sponsor brazillian wax
really ah! thanks!
TSK!!!!
BMW car window smashed to save baby locked inside
December 14, 2011 - 12:14am
By:
Amanda Phua
PHOTO: Lianhe Wanbao
A WOMAN'S trip to a high-end shopping mall with her baby ended in high drama when the one-year-old boy was trapped in their car.
Singapore Civil Defence Force (SCDF) officers had to be called in to break a window of the BMW car on Monday night.
The boy was in a child seat at the left rear passenger seat. The mother's car key and mobile phone were also left inside the car.
Questions, questions & answers.
Question 1 - How the hell she manage to lock herself out? She needs the key to lock the door in the first place.
Question 2 - Does she really have to wait for CD to break the window? Anyone could do it. Given she was at a mall, the security would have a hammer just for that.
Question 3 - How the hell did she forget that the baby was in the car???
Answer that explains everything - Woman, BMW, High End shopping mall.
U know which animals fan tai Sui for the coming year?seems like it ....
u got fan tai sui this yr? must return by 22nd this month u kw..
Questions, questions & answers.
Question 1 - How the hell she manage to lock herself out? She needs the key to lock the door in the first place. (auto lock perhaps? no need key?)
Question 2 - Does she really have to wait for CD to break the window? Anyone could do it. Given she was at a mall, the security would have a hammer just for that. (n a high class mall for the matter)
Question 3 - How the hell did she forget that the baby was in the car???
Answer that explains everything - Woman, BMW, High End shopping mall.
U know which animals fan tai Sui for the coming year?
turtle, kangaroo and sloth.
wait la.. i sms mr.tai first..
*Double post*seems like it ....
u got fan tai sui this yr? must return by 22nd this month u kw..
Edited by Hondacub777, 14 December 2011 - 09:22 AM.
Why no bearturtle, kangaroo and sloth.
wait la.. i sms mr.tai first..
Why no bear
dragon,sheep, ox and dog will be the ones affected in 2012.
dun kw zhun or not leh..
http://buy-fengshui....upiter_2012.php
Heng ah,babu liam kheng.Mine not insidedragon,sheep, ox and dog will be the ones affected in 2012.
dun kw zhun or not leh..
http://buy-fengshui....upiter_2012.php
Why no bear
Bear never fan tai sui. Only ???.
Bear never fan tai sui. Only ???.
Anyway,u read the article about this Japanese guy trying to sell off his panda bear
ah...i tot why they always say bad word
they smile when they were sad
Oops....
who's that?
who's that?
some china actress (Sun Fei Fei) who need some attention on stage
ohayo!!
????????
ah...i tot why they always say bad word
Sounds liek "Make the hay" to me.
r u sure its cheaper to drive a porsche????????????
You buy one and drive then you'll know.
Questions, questions & answers.
Question 1 - How the hell she manage to lock herself out? She needs the key to lock the door in the first place.
Answer: Some car locks will auto lock within 25-30 secs. after key is removed from ignition.
Question 2 - Does she really have to wait for CD to break the window? Anyone could do it. Given she was at a mall, the security would have a hammer just for that.
Answer: You should know how farking dumb some security are. You ask them for a hammer and they go to Delifrance and get you a Baguettes .
Question 3 - How the hell did she forget that the baby was in the car???
Answer: Could well be the lock, come out grab stuff from the boot, to take the kid out last.
Answer that explains everything - Woman, BMW, High End shopping mall.
I hate fake boobs!Oops....
I hate fake boobs!
i am not sure though, need to touch a dozen to decide if i hate it or not
I think press or squeez can feel betteri am not sure though, need to touch a dozen to decide if i hate it or not
will 2nd hand bookshop take them?
know anywhere i can sell all my storybooks to?
will 2nd hand bookshop take them?
if you want to sell, bras basar take in about $0.50 each...
i gave them away to library or salvation army...
going tonite, you want to tonpang?
know anywhere i can sell all my storybooks to?
will 2nd hand bookshop take them?
Bras Basah Complex.
if you want to sell, bras basar take in about $0.50 each...
i gave them away to library or salvation army...
going tonite, you want to tonpang?
i haven sort them out yet.. 50cents?!
Took the morning off. Too nice to go working. Had a morning swim, made myself breakfast. Sunny side up, frankfurters, broccoli and baked beans.????????
I am pretending I am on holiday. 
Bras Basah Complex.
that makes 5 of you saying bras bersah complex..
ok.. bras bersah shall be!
tank kew!
But if you have 85,489 books.....
50cents?!
Took the morning off. Too nice to go working. Had a morning swim, made myself breakfast. Sunny side up, frankfurters, broccoli and baked beans.
wah seh.. ang moh breakfast..
got good view to boot?
Yous bras tak bersah. Sikit sikit only.that makes 5 of you saying bras bersah complex..
ok.. bras bersah shall be!
tank kew!
But if you have 85,489 books.....
50cents leh..
i bot the books at avg $20.. they rent them at $5-10 each.. sibeh ho tan lor..
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 14 December 2011 - 10:54 AM.
wah seh.. ang moh breakfast..
got good view to boot?
I watch Lindsay Lohan pictures while eating, Boleh?
I watch Lindsay Lohan pictures while eating, Boleh?
tak boleh.. tak chantek..
next.
????tak boleh.. tak chantek..
next.
????
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
5cm!
NEXT. cmon! you can do better!
I gather the baked beans is to help you add turbo to your car when driving?Took the morning off. Too nice to go working. Had a morning swim, made myself breakfast. Sunny side up, frankfurters, broccoli and baked beans.
that makes 5 of you saying bras bersah complex..
ok.. bras bersah shall be!
tank kew!
Harold Robbins ones ah?
50cents leh..
i bot the books at avg $20.. they rent them at $5-10 each.. sibeh ho tan lor..
another one you can try, sort out the good and popular fiction and sell to San bookshop, they do rental so they probably pay higher.
Yous bras tak bersah. Sikit sikit only.
Bro. we plan drive up Malacca, after the holidays ai mai? Friday leave early morning, back Sunday, before all the madness starts at the 2nd link. Sort of a one night thing. I don't know if Radx, Jman, Ray, and WTF wanna go, bird cannot, he's got a baby to wait for,
RB cannot either, if open window, she will get bugs caught between her braces. Difficult to floss.
Harold Robbins ones ah?
dun kw author..
another one you can try, sort out the good and popular fiction and sell to San bookshop, they do rental so they probably pay higher.
hmmmm.... okays.. if no good price, i'll just donate.
thank you lau nang!
tak boleh.. tak chantek..
next.
I watch Nicky Whelan when I have my breakfast......and a smaller and slightly older version next to me as well.
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
5cm!
NEXT. cmon! you can do better!
......
????
She's not really hot bro. makeup and the press make her hot.
Bro. we plan drive up Malacca, after the holidays ai mai? Friday leave early morning, back Sunday, before all the madness starts at the 2nd link. Sort of a one night thing. I don't know if Radx, Jman, Ray, and WTF wanna go, bird cannot, he's got a baby to wait for,
RB cannot either, if open window, she will get bugs caught between her braces. Difficult to floss.
You mean the window between x'mas and new year? Might be quite jam and I might not be free.
hmmmm.... okays.. if no good price, i'll just donate.
thank you lau nang!
Just sell lah, better then getting nothing. Salvation Army will do likewise.
You mean the window between x'mas and new year? Might be quite jam and I might not be free.
No lah, got to be crazy to do that time. after CNY. say end Jan/1-2nd week Feb?
I watch Nicky Whelan when I have my breakfast......and a smaller and slightly older version next to me as well.
i watch Nickelodeon.
......
beautiful teeth! nice one!
i watch Nickelodeon.
I make latte for her every morning.
I make latte for her every morning.
u make her late every morning?
u make her late every morning?
no lah, make her late for 9 months
u make her late every morning?
LATTE!! "Braces go places!!"
no lah, make her late for 9 months
Late 3 times gow liow.
no lah, make her late for 9 months
LATTE!! "Braces go places!!"
now i noe why she no boobs....she see TIT as IT.....or TI as in TI TI......like how she missed the laTte....
lived the good life.
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Man embezzles from company of 9 years
Lina Chan
inSing.com - 19 hrs 1 min ago
Tan Yong Kwok was sentenced to six years in jail on Monday (12 Dec) for embezzling one million dollars from the company he worked at as well as for cheating money from his friends and former customers.
The 31-year-old audio equipment salesman at Norman Audio would offer his customers discounts if they paid in cash or by cash cheque. He would then deliver the goods to them without entering the sale proceeds into the company's account.
According to a report in The Straits Times, Tan was eventually caught by his employer and was fired. But his crime did not stop there.
A regular gambler at the Marina Bay Sands, Tan continued to swindle money from other people to pay off the gambling debts he owed to loan sharks.
He would contact old customers who were unaware that he had been fired to offer them quality speakers for a good price. Tan would then meet them personally to collect either deposits, or full payments from the customers and issue them handwritten Norman Audio receipts.
Eighteen customers fell for the scam and one of them, Chong Chi Tat, 62, said he paid $7,000 for a Dreamline speaker cable, which was originally priced at $10,000. But he never received his goods.
Despite embezzling $1.08 million from his former company and pocketing $80,000 from the 18 victims, Tan wanted more.
He went on to contact an old friend, Ong Chong Tian, and offered to sell him a home theatre system for $10,000. Ong bargained it down to $9,400 and paid Tan with a cash cheque.
When the item was not delivered, Ong called Norman Audio, only to realise that he had been cheated.
Ong made a police report and Tan was arrested on 14 June.
Norman Audio only realised how much money was being embezzled three months after firing Tan.
Tan pleaded guilty to criminal breach of trust and cheating.
He could have been jailed for up to 15 years and fined up to $10,000. None of the money he pocketed has been returned and Tan is still in debt.
no lah, make her late for 9 months
knn one of the worst thing that a man can do.
wait...are we talking about the same thing here?
perverts on the internet....how is this news?
Man accused of being closeted pervert
Lianhe Wanbao - 1 day 15 hrs 56 mins ago
A young woman has notified Lianhe Wanbao about a supposed closeted pervert looking for nude models on the internet.
The 23-year-old woman had found a man posting ads looking for young girls willing to pose for nude and sexy pictures.
The man being accused is 34 years old, married, and is a wedding photographer.
In the woman's email to the paper, she provided the man's name, mobile number, Facebook page and even a weblink to his personal details.
She wrote that the man sounded like a learned person on the internet and had portrayed himself as an upright individual.
But "who knows how many girls he has made use of".
She added that a search of the man's web name revealed eight such ads posted by him.
In one post made in June this year, he asked to hire models to pose for photos.
Another post made a month later contained the pornographic image of a woman's private parts.
The man had also made many other sex-related posts since September 2005.
Reporters contacted the number listed on the ad and indeed found the same man on the other end of the line.
However, he denied making the sex-related posts.
He insists that someone else must be using his former web name to make the posts as he had stopped using the name since two years ago.
He also believes that the woman is intentionally defaming him and stated that he will make a police report today.
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 12 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
knn this is like bad news(4.4% only) and badder news(before things go to s--t).
---
Exec pay rise for 2012 'to be same as this year'
But survey of 480 firms was carried out in Sept, before outlook worsened
By Magdalen Ng
Despite the economic uncertainty, a new survey has found that professionals here can look forward to a 4.4 per cent pay rise next year, on average.
That is the same average salary growth recorded this year, according to the survey conducted by management consultancy Hay Group.
The employees with the biggest rises this year were those in the banking and financial services sector, with an average gain of 7 per cent.
Background story
INFLATION COVERED
'A 4.4 per cent increase can probably take care of inflation, and also give the staff a slight raise.'
Mr Lawrence Leow, former president of the Association of Small and Medium Enterprises
Next were those working in transportation, up 4.9 per cent, followed by workers in the fast moving consumer goods sector, who got 4.6 per cent more.
knn this is like bad news(4.4% only) and badder news(before things go to s--t).
---
Exec pay rise for 2012 'to be same as this year'
But survey of 480 firms was carried out in Sept, before outlook worsened
By Magdalen Ng
Despite the economic uncertainty, a new survey has found that professionals here can look forward to a 4.4 per cent pay rise next year, on average.
That is the same average salary growth recorded this year, according to the survey conducted by management consultancy Hay Group.
The employees with the biggest rises this year were those in the banking and financial services sector, with an average gain of 7 per cent.
Background story
INFLATION COVERED
'A 4.4 per cent increase can probably take care of inflation, and also give the staff a slight raise.'
Mr Lawrence Leow, former president of the Association of Small and Medium Enterprises
Next were those working in transportation, up 4.9 per cent, followed by workers in the fast moving consumer goods sector, who got 4.6 per cent more.
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 14 December 2011 - 12:55 PM.
140% joke?
HOW TRUE! 
hallo.. good afternoon...
Tired and sian.
Tired and sian.
feeling sian too..
Via the internet.
knn!
seriously though my wife wants me to bring her to maldives and stay on one of those water villas.
i told her sure no problems...as soon as i strike toto.
actually she did not find it that funny at the time.
feeling sian too..
knn so good.
i bloody busy until end of the year.
so much re-org to do.
pui!
You forgot this one
Toa Payoh Central, Centre of Toa Payoh.
South of Bishan, North of Whampoa. Singapore.
feeling sian too..
Damn tired, not yet gym already tired.
knn!
seriously though my wife wants me to bring her to maldives and stay on one of those water villas.
i told her sure no problems...as soon as i strike toto.
actually she did not find it that funny at the time.
Ask your wife squat over toilet bowl, same effect.
You forgot this one
Toa Payoh Central, Centre of Toa Payoh.
South of Bishan, North of Whampoa. Singapore.
actually i purposely forget one.
Then I have bedded all chio bu tooVia the internet.
Ask your wife squat over toilet bowl, same effect.
yes i think my insurance payout would allow her to go maldives for a year or two.
actually i purposely forget one.
Maybe if you are lucky, your wife ask you to bring her there leh? Then you fast hand fast leg take MRT, mai tu liao.
Then I have bedded all chio bu too
With your right hand.
Maybe if you are lucky, your wife ask you to bring her there leh? Then you fast hand fast leg take MRT, mai tu liao.
knn all want me to book package with Rad fast is it?
knn!
seriously though my wife wants me to bring her to maldives and stay on one of those water villas.
i told her sure no problems...as soon as i strike toto.
actually she did not find it that funny at the time.
monsoon come where to run? 
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