mycarforum: Tok Kok Sing Song Thread

didnt kw u got weird fetish for it too..

try rubbing condom in between the toes after one day of work.....
extra flavour

like shoes buy one or two size bigger so when it grow, still can wear, save money

buy shoe must go in the evening.. heard tt our feet gets slightly bigger...

girls shld buy bra once a month... during period LOL

ur frn abit quirky ..

tats why i din marry him.... only remain as fren....

i m short.. not small....

and i am small not short...

and i am small not short...

at least yours can use as belt

show off...
i dun hv N level cert leh

Paiseh,I didn't know I have the highest qualifications here

Paiseh,I didn't know I have the highest qualifications here

now u know...

try rubbing condom in between the toes after one day of work.....
extra flavour

??.........

Will try tonite

at least yours can use as belt

or satay stick.....

??.........

Will try tonite

wow.... shameless

or satay stick.....

urs is fireproof izzit?
dun be so how lian...
say toothpick la....
nbz satay stix

??.........

Will try tonite

?????

at least yours can use as belt

Or fix your leaking penis

urs is fireproof izzit?
dun be so how lian...
say toothpick la....
nbz satay stix

but satay stick use to POKE meat mah....
i shave liao...so no hair...will not catch fire

but satay stick use to POKE meat mah....
i shave liao...so no hair...will not catch fire

gd one!

Or fix your leaking penis

look very familiar...
wait i go toilet check...
one inch head... one inch shaft.... total 2 inches.....

but satay stick use to POKE meat mah....
i shave liao...so no hair...will not catch fire

u shave meh?
convert liao ah?

u shave meh?
convert liao ah?

shave and convert got corelation meh?

?????

Hmmm....?????

Pls choose the correct answer:

shave and convert got corelation meh?

he.. was dead against shaving ma.. before..

he.. was dead against shaving ma.. before..

i c...
shaving is better than waxing

i c...
shaving is better than waxing

Plucking the best lah.
U can feel the tickling pain.

i c...
shaving is better than waxing

pain factor yes.. shave is painless..
but the growing back part, wax is beta..

Plucking the best lah.
U can feel the tickling pain.

pluck??????????????

wow.. *salutes*

pluck??????????????

wow.. *salutes*

actually true... after plucking.. wont grow back so fast...

Plucking the best lah.
U can feel the tickling pain.

but better to trim short short or shave before plucking.....

actually true... after plucking.. wont grow back so fast...

but... sibeh ouch leh..

but better to trim short short or shave before plucking.....

Or try using lighter.I think it's the fastest way

but... sibeh ouch leh..

if short... still not so bad...
imagine long hair.... the hair will extend abit... ouch

Or try using lighter.I think it's the fastest way

pls bring a lighter during the next MU

pluck??????????????

wow.. *salutes*

Can't imagine if bear plucks his hairy body
It's gonna take years......

Can't imagine if bear plucks his hairy body
It's gonna take years......

he will maul you b4 u stand close to him lor..
no chance at all dude.. LOL!!!

pls bring a lighter during the next MU

Match sticks eh sai boh.I cheapo.Anyway,same results

u shave meh?
convert liao ah?

i only shave KKJ....balls & "steel door" never shave leh...

actually true... after plucking.. wont grow back so fast...

use IPL lor....gone forever

dun anyhow say...

can you imagine the amount of $$ i save on buying bra?

serious note, wife and sister small, not flat, they have spent god knows how much trying to find
bras that fit. Say after "finding" buy 3-4 pairs, go home, end up either too big or small, cannot use,
fark, dump aside. Better to have SOMETHING or NOTHING. inbetween..........

the last time i check... bra cost the same whether AAA cup or B cup
unless u use stickers... LOL

Scotch tape, 3M Magic Tape.

i only shave KKJ....balls & "steel door" never shave leh...

STEEL DOOR? WHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA

serious note, wife and sister small, not flat, they have spent god knows how much trying to find
bras that fit. Say after "finding" buy 3-4 pairs, go home, end up either too big or small, cannot use,
fark, dump aside. Better to have SOMETHING or NOTHING. inbetween..........

STICKER FOR THE WIN!

Eyh, 7pm tonight. Take and go. me busy cooking.

Or try using lighter.I think it's the fastest way

Ok, good idea. I will bring petrol and lighter, you provide your face. Rest will take video.

Eyh, 7pm tonight. Take and go. me busy cooking.

ok, will drop by before heading for game

ok, will drop by before heading for game

play pattern pattern ah?

STICKER FOR THE WIN!

those real nipple stickers, good quality ones are not cheap hor. My wife bought from Japan,
knn, one pack of 10s S$55. Buy cheap ones, sweat a big, knn, "London bridge is falling down...falling down..."

play pattern pattern ah?

play pattern on bed

ok, will drop by before heading for game

Your "complementary" beans boh liow hor.

woots...
christmas dinner starts from tonite!

Ok, good idea. I will bring petrol and lighter, you provide your face. Rest will take video.

I depend my face to work.
My ess got more hair.Maybe can try there

Eyh, 7pm tonight. Take and go. me busy cooking.

yum yum.....chef

I depend my face to work.
My ess got more hair.Maybe can try there

I just pour, and light, which part kana will burn first lor. Like tio 4D/Toto.

play pattern on bed

remember to warm up....today no chee chong fun n milo?

yum yum.....chef

I ask all wanna drive up JB Monday early morning, boh lang.
Eyh, Feb. drive up Malacca ai mai?

remember to warm up....today no chee chong fun n milo?

He will have FUN with Chee Cheong and then drink Milo. Milo is his good friend.

woots...
christmas dinner starts from tonite!

I want to eat baked alaska.

remember to warm up....today no chee chong fun n milo?

change pattern liao, you are not around for quite long you know

I want to eat baked alaska.

alaska what?

woots...
christmas dinner starts from tonite!

but...but... tomorrow dong zhi, must eat tang yuen

Your "complementary" beans boh liow hor.

tonight i bring cheque book

but...but... tomorrow dong zhi, must eat tang yuen

oh isit???

I ask all wanna drive up JB Monday early morning, boh lang.
Eyh, Feb. drive up Malacca ai mai?

i ask WTF and pork liao.. WTF CMI.. pork... no reply..
j22 MIA..

I want to eat baked alaska.

alaska husky? alaska crab? alaska woman? what?

I ask all wanna drive up JB Monday early morning, boh lang.
Eyh, Feb. drive up Malacca ai mai?

RB ask me liao...26 i cant...but feb to malacca should be ok...which date?
coz i need to take leave

oh isit???

sorry should be Thursday

alaska what?

Baked Alaska. How to explain?

Some kind of dessert. With rum and fire.

sorry should be Thursday

but thursday i having thai food leh..
thai got tang yuan?

Baked Alaska. How to explain? Some kind of dessert. With rum and fire.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! italian!

Baked Alaska. How to explain? Some kind of dessert. With rum and fire.

Shashlik Restaurant??

change pattern liao, you are not around for quite long you know

sorry...lost touch....can u update me...hahahaha....muffin n mocha?

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! italian!

wtf will like to sit on it

Baked Alaska. How to explain? Some kind of dessert. With rum and fire.

...i tot...RAM until got FIRE......sibei hiong

wtf will like to sit on it

cant...if u remember..my steel door is not shave...will catch fire

Baked Alaska. How to explain? Some kind of dessert. With rum and fire.

so where serves good ram-until-got-fire? i wan to try..

i ask WTF and pork liao.. WTF CMI.. pork... no reply..
j22 MIA..

Nevermind.

so where serves good ram-until-got-fire? i wan to try..

i just mentioned up there

i just mentioned up there

ohhh.. located at far east shopping centre... sat i go try... slurps..

ohhh.. located at far east shopping centre... sat i go try... slurps..

for dinner better make reservation, but then dun have too high of expectation

for dinner better make reservation, but then dun have too high of expectation

not dinner.. i'm just going there to try the ramuntilfire dessert leh..
oso muz make reservations?
ho chiong hei ah..

not dinner.. i'm just going there to try the ramuntilfire dessert leh..
oso muz make reservations?
ho chiong hei ah..

sorry they dun serve the desert on its own if you do not order main course, serious!

sorry they dun serve the desert on its own if you do not order main course, serious!

not kidding?

not kidding?

u can pay for the full course n eat only the desert

not kidding?

no kidding, the regulars know, but me not regular

u can pay for the full course n eat only the desert

you also

you also ?

oh while you are there, please be patience as they are all lau nang, really lau nang not like me

you also ?

then u can try to ask them if they provide desert in-the-course?

then u can try to ask them if they provide desert in-the-course?

you jin eh sai..
anyhow also can link to that..

Shashlik Restaurant??

Oh yes! They got one of the best in town. And the oyster stuffed steak.

you jin eh sai..
anyhow also can link to that..

paiseh paiseh

then u can try to ask them if they provide desert in-the-course?

is this your brain?

not kidding?

That is the truth and sometimes they run out

But the roti they serve before meal with butter very nice.

Edited by Bavarian, 20 December 2011 - 05:27 PM.

paiseh paiseh

is this your brain?

so little....xiao kan wo

bye bye everyone!!

RB ask me liao...26 i cant...but feb to malacca should be ok...which date?
coz i need to take leave

Looking 2nd week Feb. Friday early morning drive up.

Looking 2nd week Feb. Friday early morning drive up.

10feb seem good....car pool or drive one each?

back same day?

hallo!!

Konnichiwa

morning everyone!!

WTF!

WTF!

hi darling.....how r u .....hahahahha....

long time no tok

serious note, wife and sister small, not flat, they have spent god knows how much trying to find
bras that fit. Say after "finding" buy 3-4 pairs, go home, end up either too big or small, cannot use,
fark, dump aside. Better to have SOMETHING or NOTHING. inbetween..........

i thot there's pump bra???

cant...if u remember..my steel door is not shave...will catch fire

worse if u break wind at the same time.... becomes flame thrower....

not dinner.. i'm just going there to try the ramuntilfire dessert leh..
oso muz make reservations?
ho chiong hei ah..

try this place called Rammen play

Gd moaning TKSS

knnz got 192 guest...

Edited by Raymondism, 21 December 2011 - 09:01 AM.

Gd moaning TKSS

knnz got 192 guest...

U mean 4 ur wedding?

worse if u break wind at the same time.... becomes flame thrower....

wau hahahaha...flame thrower.....

U mean 4 ur wedding?

i think is his ????

U mean 4 ur wedding?

scroll down and see la....

try this place called Rammen play

got that dessert too???

got that dessert too???

u really got a sweet tooth....

u really got a sweet tooth....

oh oh oh the real tok kok gang is back

btw my FIL's bike settled liao.....got by back $500... :)

got that dessert too???

cream of some young men...

oh oh oh the real tok kok gang is back

yeah....is everyone back?

oh oh oh the real tok kok gang is back

i am very serious one

btw my FIL's bike settled liao.....got by back $500... :)

COE rebate amount? that's good la..
but most imptly, he's ok..

cream of some young men...

eeeeeeeee...... nevermind.. i'll pass..

cream of women have?

yeah....is everyone back?

"everyone" must be a new nick..
never see before

eeeeeeeee...... nevermind.. i'll pass..

cream of women have?

*groan*

nice...

i am very serious one

of course you need to be serious to tok kok

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