it is all thanks to ur seasoning and cooking skills.. mask the old and mouldy smell of a old goat.
Eyh girl, you no more bike ah? I maybe cooking rendang next week, you want tell me in advance.
Eyh girl, you no more bike ah? I maybe cooking rendang next week, you want tell me in advance.
long no more liao.. sold to a bah cai ma.. u all were laughing away..
i tis week wedding.. next week wedding oso..
long no more liao.. sold to a bah cai ma.. u all were laughing away..
i tis week wedding.. next week wedding oso..
Ok, so want or dowan?
Ok, so want or dowan?
very tempted.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i'll pass this round..
ur archer and chilli.. i finish all within 5days.
Ok, so want or dowan?
When she says don't want or she pass... means it tastes horrible but she scared make you angry
When she says don't want or she pass... means it tastes horrible but she scared make you angry
I know bro. I also dowan give her, was just being nice.
When she says don't want or she pass... means it tastes horrible but she scared make you angry
u pang jio aldy?
u pang jio aldy?
Love you babe
long no more liao.. sold to a bah cai ma.. u all were laughing away..
i tis week wedding.. next week wedding oso..
it is illegal to married more than 1 time in singapore
it is illegal to married more than 1 time in singapore
if married to a certain race.. can ma..
if married to a certain race.. can ma..
for MAN only
for MAN only
i MAN! look at justin bieber!
i MAN! look at justin bieber!
justin
justin
byebye lau nang!
Bears are by default kind of funny.climbing the maturity mountain lor.
mountain goats mah.
use bears will look kinda funny right?
it is illegal to married more than 1 time in singapore
????zha ki hoh!
Gu Bo ni then drink Lang ni.Gu Bo Ni
Early morning where to find freshly squeezzzzz oneGu Bo ni then drink Lang ni.
Early morning where to find freshly squeezzzzz one
ur wifE?
Her ones dry up liaour wifE?
Her ones dry up liao
er...not yoghurt meh?>? add some fruits..nice
er...not yoghurt meh?>? add some fruits..nice
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
er...not yoghurt meh?>? add some fruits..nice
I dun like the taste.
I can pass u some if u want
LOL!!! classic!
LOL!!! classic!
lau nang use one
Shin Min Daily News - 12 hrs 53 mins ago
Social escort agencies are complaining that they are losing business to the local casinos.
The agencies tell reporters that business had dropped 10% initially when the casinos opened.
It has since dropped by 30%, and they are looking at ways to attract more customers.
One company, "SG Confidential" feels that the drop is because "the casinos are fresh to Singaporeans and many customers are choosing to go there instead."
The agency has about ten female social escorts and receives about five job requests a day.
"Business is not picking up so we will be lowering our charges by about 10% to try to attract more customers."
Another escort agency, "Lush Companions" revealed some interesting facts about the industry.
Most customers are apparently married men who tend to accompany their families during holidays and festivals.
Business at the agencies usually drop by about 30% on Christmas Day, and 60% during Chinese New Year.
The agencies also reveal that many female escorts are university educated and most escorts will provide "special services" to clients.
These social escorts typically charge between several hundred to several thousand dollars per hour.
Source: Shin Min Daily News, 5 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
I still use these when I go jogging
get from Rad?
Lianhe Wanbao - 12 hrs 59 mins ago
Yangtze cinema has returned to screening erotic films.
The cinema, located at Pearl Centre in Chinatown, is well known for screening mostly erotic films, but had recently gone mainstream by screening blockbuster films.
Unfortunately, that did not work out for the cinema and it has returned to its former "core business".
Yangtze's owner, Mr Zhang Nan (age 59) says that business has increased by 20% in a year after returning to erotic films.
The cinema, with a 42-year history, underwent renovations last September, spending $350,000 to revamp its old screening halls.
It now boasts new seats, screens, as well as a snack bar and a KTV lounge.
Mr Zhang explained that Yangtze had tried screening blockbusters for three months but results were lackluster.
On the return to erotic films, he said, "This is how we have to do it. Business has risen 20% this year and nearly 1,000 people show up every day for the erotic films. The renovated cinema is also more spacious, while the snack bar and the lounge are enjoying good business."
He also revealed that most of the cinema patrons are middle-age and older men. Only about 30% of the patrons are below 40 years old.
Shop owners in the area are however, disappointed that the cinema has "returned to its old ways".
One business owner, Mdm Cai, says that more young people were attracted to the area when Yangtze began screening blockbuster films but "now we see the old men back in the area".
She continued, "We hope the cinema can consider going mainstream again to attract more shoppers of all ages."
The owner of a jewellery shop, Mr Lu, 58, has another take on it.
He said, "Chinatown has only one cinema, Yangtze. There's nothing wrong with screening erotic films since there is demand for such films."
"Sometimes I even see old men hobbling on canes going up to see the films. Well, there's nothing wrong with spending a few dollars for an afternoon's entertainment."
But Mr Lu points out that the old men should not watch too many such films. He believes that it will numb them to stimulation and weaken their "reaction".
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 5 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
Shin Min Daily News - 13 hrs 14 mins ago
A youth has died after another youth attack over the weekend.
The attack took place at about 6am on 3 December, last Saturday, at the carpark of Central Square mall located at Havelock Road.
The location of the attack also happens to be opposite the Subordinate Courts and beside the Ministry of Manpower.
Five youths had attacked a 20-year-old youth, Chen Zi Quan, beating him to death in 15 minutes.
Two of the suspects have been arrested and charged with murder, while three youths are still on the run.
The cause of the attack remains unknown for now.
Coming just after a teen was stabbed by youths in Potong Pasir, members of the public are now shocked that youths had beaten a man to death.
An employee of a nearby convenience store told reporters that he had heard loud fighting from the carpark at the time of the incident.
According to the employee, police had arrived soon after the incident to seal off the scene.
A maintenance worker informed reporters that there are several pubs and night clubs in the area where young people like to hang around.
He also revealed that there are around two fights in the area every week, but so far, none as serious as this one.
Source: Shin Min Daily News, 5 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
Now.I know y my business drop so much
your biz in CV, different market
Old cinema returns to erotic films
Lianhe Wanbao - 12 hrs 59 mins ago
Yangtze cinema has returned to screening erotic films.
The cinema, located at Pearl Centre in Chinatown, is well known for screening mostly erotic films, but had recently gone mainstream by screening blockbuster films.
Unfortunately, that did not work out for the cinema and it has returned to its former "core business".
Yangtze's owner, Mr Zhang Nan (age 59) says that business has increased by 20% in a year after returning to erotic films.
The cinema, with a 42-year history, underwent renovations last September, spending $350,000 to revamp its old screening halls.
It now boasts new seats, screens, as well as a snack bar and a KTV lounge.
Mr Zhang explained that Yangtze had tried screening blockbusters for three months but results were lackluster.
On the return to erotic films, he said, "This is how we have to do it. Business has risen 20% this year and nearly 1,000 people show up every day for the erotic films. The renovated cinema is also more spacious, while the snack bar and the lounge are enjoying good business."
He also revealed that most of the cinema patrons are middle-age and older men. Only about 30% of the patrons are below 40 years old.
Shop owners in the area are however, disappointed that the cinema has "returned to its old ways".
One business owner, Mdm Cai, says that more young people were attracted to the area when Yangtze began screening blockbuster films but "now we see the old men back in the area".
She continued, "We hope the cinema can consider going mainstream again to attract more shoppers of all ages."
The owner of a jewellery shop, Mr Lu, 58, has another take on it.
He said, "Chinatown has only one cinema, Yangtze. There's nothing wrong with screening erotic films since there is demand for such films."
"Sometimes I even see old men hobbling on canes going up to see the films. Well, there's nothing wrong with spending a few dollars for an afternoon's entertainment."
But Mr Lu points out that the old men should not watch too many such films. He believes that it will numb them to stimulation and weaken their "reaction".
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 5 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
Going there this weekend hahahaha
beta than they go round touching sch boys kuku or steal underwears..
never entered into that cinema before
ya nowadays everything can download why go cinemas.
Early morning where to find freshly squeezzzzz one
RB one if squeeze really hard, got Tofu. Ah Pork say one.
Going there this weekend hahahaha
ALONE?? they should have ?? mm there
Going there this weekend hahahaha
go for bah kut teh is it?
er...not yoghurt meh?>? add some fruits..nice
Cheddar cheese.
ALONE?? they should have ?? mm there
idea! the social escorts shd go there and tout business rite??
u genius!
actually it's ok rite?
beta than they go round touching sch boys kuku or steal underwears..
watch liao cannot control then go molest little children or steal underwear ler how?
even the social escorts now got discounts also too expensive for most of them.
Social escorts losing business
Shin Min Daily News - 12 hrs 53 mins ago
Social escort agencies are complaining that they are losing business to the local casinos.
The agencies tell reporters that business had dropped 10% initially when the casinos opened.
It has since dropped by 30%, and they are looking at ways to attract more customers.
One company, "SG Confidential" feels that the drop is because "the casinos are fresh to Singaporeans and many customers are choosing to go there instead."
The agency has about ten female social escorts and receives about five job requests a day.
"Business is not picking up so we will be lowering our charges by about 10% to try to attract more customers."
Another escort agency, "Lush Companions" revealed some interesting facts about the industry.
Most customers are apparently married men who tend to accompany their families during holidays and festivals.
Business at the agencies usually drop by about 30% on Christmas Day, and 60% during Chinese New Year.
The agencies also reveal that many female escorts are university educated and most escorts will provide "special services" to clients.
These social escorts typically charge between several hundred to several thousand dollars per hour.
Source: Shin Min Daily News, 5 December 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
ALONE?? they should have ?? mm there
gd idea..... why didnt i think of this biz?
dumb to get pregnant at 15...dumber to announce on FB to 5000 'friends'...dumber yet to not realize she pawned herself?
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Reality catches up to pregnant teen
inSing.com - 3 days 15 hrs 9 mins ago
Rumours have surfaced on the internet on the pregnant 15-year-old teen nicknamed "Pudding".
The teen had earlier declared to nearly 5,000 friends on Facebook, "I can't believe I'm pregnant and getting married at 15. Amazing."
See the article here.
Things may not turn out so rosy for "Pudding" if the current rumours turn out to be true.
Apparently, her so-called fianc?, known as "Kazuki Takeshi" on Facebook, may be charged by the police for having carnal relations with an underage girl.
"Pudding" may be admitted to a girls' home and have her baby put up for adoption.
A netizen "jazdrive" re-posted what appears to be a recent update made by "Pudding" on her Facebook page.
"To the person who Stomped me: May karma fall on you real hard. Because of you, my story was published in the papers and now my fianc? has been arrested and will be going to jail."
She continued, "I am going to a girls' home and my baby will be sent to an orphanage. Goodbye Facebook."
"Pudding" appears to be blaming her predicament on the netizen who submitted her story to the Stomp website.
Despite this, many of her Facebook friends remain supportive of her.
They are consoling her while joining her in cursing the netizen made her story public.
There are others however, who feel that "Pudding" has no one to blame but herself.
One netizen said, "If she had never exposed her story on Facebook, it wouldn't have been made public. She has no one to blame but herself."
never entered into that cinema before
Online, Thai University graduate S$160 90mins/2shots. That's why they say, online cheaper.
everything is cheaper online...maybe got weekly specials like 2 for 1 or 3rd one free.
Going there this weekend hahahaha
Ray, leg ok now? Eyh guys, 24th wanna have a "who wanna come, come MU?"
dumb to get pregnant at 15...dumber to announce on FB to 5000 'friends'...dumber yet to not realize she pawned herself?
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Reality catches up to pregnant teen
inSing.com - 3 days 15 hrs 9 mins ago
One netizen said, "If she had never exposed her story on Facebook, it wouldn't have been made public. She has no one to blame but herself."
i've met a girl, 14yrs old.. preg.. and threaten to suicide at a certain hospital becoz the parents wants her to abort the baby..
idea! the social escorts shd go there and tout business rite??
u genius!
social escorts cannot downgrade lah, and those are hondacub clientele dun spoil market
everything is cheaper online...maybe got weekly specials like 2 for 1 or 3rd one free.
Got leh, Tarma for $240/4shots/room/helmet.
i've met a girl, 14yrs old.. preg.. and threaten to suicide at a certain hospital becoz the parents wants her to abort the baby..
what is she thinking?
i've met a girl, 14yrs old.. preg.. and threaten to suicide at a certain hospital becoz the parents wants her to abort the baby..
The parents cannot do that. Abortion killing a life. They should let her bring up the child and learn her farking lesson as well.
social escorts cannot downgrade lah, and those are hondacub clientele dun spoil market
i'm sure the escorts come in different grade too..
The parents cannot do that. Abortion killing a life. They should let her bring up the child and learn her farking lesson as well.
if wan to give birth, hospital will hv to report police..
according to the nurse.. i dun kw..
i've met a girl, 14yrs old.. preg.. and threaten to suicide at a certain hospital becoz the parents wants her to abort the baby..
knn i blame the parents.
abortion should not be an option unless there are really valid reasons.
what is she thinking?
dun kw... farking drama..
the bf oso one kind young chap..
the girl behaving like a spoilt brat.. screaming tat she onli wans the bf to be by her side.. ask her mom to f--k off.
Got leh, Tarma for $240/4shots/room/helmet.
ok enough lobangs for today...don't want sabbie to come in here.
dun kw... farking drama..
the bf oso one kind young chap..
the girl behaving like a spoilt brat.. screaming tat she onli wans the bf to be by her side.. ask her mom to f--k off.
upbringing fail....you reap what you sow.
ok enough lobangs for today...don't want sabbie to come in here.
i dun think he would dare too..
i dun think he would dare too..
he peep and steal lobang only
if wan to give birth, hospital will hv to report police..
according to the nurse.. i dun kw..
Then give birth, better the taking a life.
dun kw... farking drama..
the bf oso one kind young chap..
the girl behaving like a spoilt brat.. screaming tat she onli wans the bf to be by her side.. ask her mom to f--k off.
If the parents had brought her up well, this wouldn't be happening.
ok enough lobangs for today...don't want sabbie to come in here.
I think he's got better ones then this.
I think he's got better ones then this.
like this one?
like this one?
true loveeeeeee
true loveeeeeee
i thought i have very good imagination but no matter how i try i cannot imagine how these pieces would fit.
One hand enough or notRB one if squeeze really hard, got Tofu. Ah Pork say one.
i thought i have very good imagination but no matter how i try i cannot imagine how these pieces would fit.
LOL!!!! TRUE LOVE! TRUE LOVE~!
One hand enough or not
more than enuf..
like this one?
where were his leg?
oh no dun tell me......
Ray, leg ok now? Eyh guys, 24th wanna have a "who wanna come, come MU?"
leg shld be ok
started playing soccer again LOL
where were his leg?
oh no dun tell me......
ok you have way better imagination than me.
Sama sama lah.Also in porn businessyour biz in CV, different market
nobody?
24th Dec WHO WANNA COME,COME MU
nobody? nobody? nobody? bukchew!
cannot lah, i need to roast chicken, climb chimney, wrap presents
cannot lah, i need to roast chicken, climb chimney, wrap presents
jurong incinerator??
OMG!! IT MOVES!!!!! like waves...
jurong incinerator??
No, it was Ulu Pandan refuse Incineration plant but was tear down this year.
OMG!! IT MOVES!!!!! like waves...
you need to see a doctor
bear is missing this morning?
bear never bath. his white fur turned brown?
you need to see a doctor
lau nang cannot see one.. u never read the fine prints meh?
if u can see it move, means u not lau nang..
bear is missing this morning?
I am in hibernation mode. Happens at this time of the year.
Is it only me but once december hits, there is no mood to work. The annual results are out, holidays around the corner etc etc.
*i think i'll change my avatar abit to spice things up
Edited by Bavarian, 06 December 2011 - 10:58 AM.
lau nang cannot see one.. u never read the fine prints meh?
if u can see it move, means u not lau nang..
if you can see this moving mean you are pregnant
Edited by Jman888, 06 December 2011 - 11:00 AM.
JIN FUNNY!
if you can see this moving mean you are pregnant
how does moving look like?
I was looking at the poor girl's......................behind.
like this one?
Big Girls Don't cry!
if you can see this moving mean you are pregnant
Its a boy!!
Wohohoho.....NICE!
One hand enough or not
Big toe and little toe squeeze can liow.
leg shld be ok
started playing soccer again LOL
Knn, backside ithy, you better kick more people hor. Helps heal your leg better.
Jurong Island one better.jurong incinerator??
Jurong Island one better.
my mum 'steal' some of the acher yesterday, it goes well with her porridge and almost finish quarter of it.
my mum 'steal' some of the acher yesterday, it goes well with her porridge and almost finish quarter of it.
poor mother.. y does she resort to "stealing" ?
u deprive her from having acher?!?!
Knn u sibei chey arkBig toe and little toe squeeze can liow.
RB one if squeeze really hard, got Tofu. Ah Pork say one.
That's disgusting!
But I like tofu. Especially Agedashi Tofu
my mum 'steal' some of the acher yesterday, it goes well with her porridge and almost finish quarter of it.
Need to steal meh? I thot she made her own also?
Knn u sibei chey ark
I already being very nice hor.
That's disgusting!
But I like tofu. Especially Agedashi Tofu
Not really bor. that's where SMELLY TOFU comes from, the toes and the nipples. A perfect combination.
Need to steal meh? I thot she made her own also?
MIL makes her own, my mum dun make
J22 not back yet?
he just went and you miss him already
I'm worried for him as hongkonger likes bak cai.he just went and you miss him already
Hopefully he still cums bk with his virgin intact
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