mycarforum: Tok Kok Sing Song Thread

nonsense. LTA is more on than the TP these months lor..

the problem is they only catch speeding passenger cars bit not speeding container.

i use AYE...maybe too early about 6 plus....TP not working..

tot shld be 24 by 7?

Shld be changing shift lah

teacher diff one la..

yup....to her once out of bed....i am always losing temper n childish....

the problem is they only catch speeding passenger cars bit not speeding container.

oh isit? write to them n demand reply.

For???

for catching only passenger car speeding but not commerical vehicle driving over 70 but below 80 on lane 1.

nonsense. LTA is more on than the TP these months lor..

Quite true also.I see more lta petrol bike than Tp.

Shld be changing shift lah

NB...u tot taxis

then they will put a sign "Ubi" , if not along the way they will not summon u..

oh isit? write to them n demand reply.

I intend to make a copy to spy instead

for catching only passenger car speeding but not commerical vehicle driving over 70 but below 80 on lane 1.

Seriously,I have seen more commercial vehs getting stopped by the roadside by the authorities than passenger cars.I suggest catch more road hoggers.

I intend to make a copy to spy instead

who spy?

speak english dude! speaker engrish!!!

for catching only passenger car speeding but not commerical vehicle driving over 70 but below 80 on lane 1.

maybe they feel the COE still not enough...so need to top up abit

who spy?

speak english dude! speaker engrish!!!

i think he mean SPH

who spy?

speak english dude! speaker engrish!!!

stupid auto correct. Is sph

NB...u tot taxis

then they will put a sign "Ubi" , if not along the way they will not summon u..

Usually those commercial cars see other cars cuming from behind,they will move back to lane 2.Quite auto.Like bear said,as long as they dun block my way.

You guys started CNY ban lak already? 3 hand during lunch?

Usually those commercial cars see other cars cuming from behind,they will move back to lane 2.Quite auto.Like bear said,as long as they dun block my way.

not all bro....some even race with u wau ahahahaha...maybe they driving a 2-door vehicle so they tot it is PORK CAR

Usually those commercial cars see other cars cuming from behind,they will move back to lane 2.Quite auto.Like bear said,as long as they dun block my way.

problem is they clog up lane 2 at 70 forcing lane 2 to hog lane 1

Usually those commercial cars see other cars cuming from behind,they will move back to lane 2.Quite auto.Like bear said,as long as they dun block my way.

I actually drive very slow if I am driving a commercial vehicle. Just stick to lane 3 and even follow SAF vehicles. I guess I know how painful it is for car drivers.

if you travel on keppel highway, you see many P plate tourist bus speed on lane 1 at more then 90km

I actually drive very slow if I am driving a commercial vehicle. Just stick to lane 3 and even follow SAF vehicles. I guess I know how painful it is for car drivers.

actually driving at 50 or 60 on expressway is quite painful...dun mind commercial vehicle to drive faster as long as they r not hogging or reckless

not only truck, van and now private buses all speed like nobody business!

if you travel on keppel highway, you see many P plate tourist bus speed on lane 1 at more then 90km

You go Tuas South, you'll be weaving all across 3 lanes to find a way through.

You go Tuas South, you'll be weaving all across 3 lanes to find a way through.

they didn't march on all 3 lane very good Liao.

mahjong table?

can also hide xmm inside

My wife cannot fit in.

actually driving at 50 or 60 on expressway is quite painful...dun mind commercial vehicle to drive faster as long as they r not hogging or reckless

Ever tried embracing in one of them? Fugging random.

actually driving at 50 or 60 on expressway is quite painful...dun mind commercial vehicle to drive faster as long as they r not hogging or reckless

+1.I Kee chiu

I want ccf that Raymond recommended

That cb honda cumfuse all. We still meeting ah pork at siglap then proceed to Changi Village.
Please mai sala, Shell station hor.

not only truck, van and now private buses all speed like nobody business!

And any car that drives slower than a lorry is a pussy.

I actually see cars moving off the lights slower than a public bus. Wtf, just take bus lah.

You go Tuas South, you'll be weaving all across 3 lanes to find a way through.

only chance I travel that route is toward 2nd link

yet many time block by trucks and those causeway buses

TP very very on these days hor.. every other morning i see pple dio summon on PIE.

Jurong also, this morning, one next to me at traffic light, looking ta my car, knn, I dare not "poon" to cheong.

Sin Po Po in geylang still around meh? I gather that it started round 70s.

sin po po is along tanjong katong road...

i do see pickups and lorries dio summon leh...
ur district TP not workin ah...

All WTF type.

only chance I travel that route is toward 2nd link

yet many time block by trucks and those causeway buses

You should turn left into tuas south at tiger beer. It is like playing daytona.

Could be from Vios and Altis thread right?

not sure what kind of pple he mixes with...

And any car that drives slower than a lorry is a pussy.

I actually see cars moving off the lights slower than a public bus. Wtf, just take bus lah.

I always have a stupid idea of going in front of them and jam brake

I actually drive very slow if I am driving a commercial vehicle. Just stick to lane 3 and even follow SAF vehicles. I guess I know how painful it is for car drivers.

From changi to jurong stick at lane 3 on a pie can die leh.
I usually goes on lane 2 then if behind veh is coming fast,I back to lane 3.

He will tell you to read his Dalai Lama signature.

correction: the chinese one above the Dalai Lama quote

yup...but like normal office or SAF once in awhile gotta work during weekends or holidays or not office hour....apparently...i never see a TP during my drive to work via AYE at 6am plus for about 225 working days of 2011 ...ok maybe when i am on leave they are there...hahahahaha

Yeah, never see thot is no jhave, I tio on CNY 2nd day last time, knn, heng slow down, if not tio attend court. Jalan Bahar, knncb, there also donno where they hide, no where to hide!!

I still tio hor.

I always have a stupid idea of going in front of them and jam brake

I actually did. Went in front and go even slower.

And he never was, because the voice chor chor one is more chio, the sweet sweet one are mostly the pui pui ones
fat round throat so voice can khek sweeter.

Our RB chio bu (Somebody going to roll up and down bed tonight) voice also chor chor.

last mentioned on class95 tat RB is still twitching with ecstacy

then if the place they go have no bushes to hide how?....places like Jalan botak rainbow

The proper name for that place is "Valley of the Dolls"

Knn, play with words.

either way i "earn" right...

tts why i say i m cunning linguist

Malacca KTV more power, one big room pau, whole night so long drinks reach RM$150, jetty, next to Holiday Inn.

that is gd news..
bad news is if i go out with my wife.. i cannot go ktv

I actually did. Went in front and go even slower.

but usually these rog hoggers are either woman (DAMN THOSE WOMEN!!), 500yrs old grandpa/grandma or toking on the ph..
tok on the ph one WORSE!!! i always give them them the "what the fark?!" hand gesture ..

MO,I'm going Amoy tmrw morning.U need me to check if the stalls are open?

china is too far for MU...

go until amoy... shen zhen is nearer

last mentioned on class95 tat RB is still twitching with ecstacy

Personal observation, most fat gals can sing.

And any car that drives slower than a lorry is a pussy.

I actually see cars moving off the lights slower than a public bus. Wtf, just take bus lah.

very good Liao. I know one one person follow bus route because he scare loss.

I want ccf that Raymond recommended

u come meet me tomorrow la.. i bring u there...

that is gd news..
bad news is if i go out with my wife.. i cannot go ktv

y not????!!!! u toking abt the melon ones or the normal oneS?

morning everyone!!

gd moaning Frank's fren

Ever tried embracing in one of them? Fugging random.

during NS...everytime after mission , must sit in the tonner from lim chu kang to changi at 50km/h...faintz really faintz

Personal observation, most fat gals can sing.

OH YES!!!
MY GF SINGS LIKE COCOLEE!!!!

The proper name for that place is "Valley of the Dolls"

got valley meh....."there" dun even have small hills..flat pieces of land

gd moaning Frank's fren

who is frank?

press and hold ur honk.
thats wat i always do.

then u see them swerve back into their lane super kan jiong one.

Can meh, big enough meh?

that is gd news..
bad news is if i go out with my wife.. i cannot go ktv

I think we'll need to define clearly to avoid confusion here.

KTV - night clubs with mama San and sit down xiaojie.

Pub - pubs with karaoke, maybe rooms.

Box karaoke - family type karaoke

KTV pub - pub like but you wouldn't want to be caught there by your spouse

OH YES!!!
MY GF SINGS LIKE COCOLEE!!!!

*faintz*

I think we'll need to define clearly to avoid confusion here.

KTV - night clubs with mama San and sit down xiaojie.

Pub - pubs with karaoke, maybe rooms.

Box karaoke - family type karaoke

KTV pub - pub like but you wouldn't want to be caught there by your spouse

who is frank?

To be frank, I got no idea.

*faintz*

i never bruff u...
she is prolly about 10kg lesser than ongkailing.

no hor...some just ignore u completely...with curtain covering their farking face....NB....

I'm going to put a mirror on my back window. Farkers always highbeam into my cabin, blinding me, time I repay the kindness.

ask passenger to pretend take video and show them thumbs up.
although very childish by they scared one. LOL!!!

You surely got see those super kiasi ones, knn, drive past large trucks, lorries etc.. knn siam until come out of lane. CB!

I'm going to put a mirror on my back window. Farkers always highbeam into my cabin, blinding me, time I repay the kindness.

wah.. ???!

i never bruff u...
she is prolly about 10kg lesser than ongkailing.

Every time we hear a nice voice in the pub, we will tell each other "focus on the game, don't bother"

You surely got see those super kiasi ones, knn, drive past large trucks, lorries etc.. knn siam until come out of lane. CB!

that as well... farking annoying when i was still riding..

Gotta be realistic. Imagine TP department like your office or SAF. Weekends and holidays also less people. Night time lagi worse. Operate on skeleton crew.

ya
they outsource....

I want to write complain letter to lta saying to not doing their job.

You think they fark care? I complain one CCB here weekend car driving out also nothing happen.

For???

while we get horny... he has this urge to complain

most of the time...i am alone...even with my wife she will say i childish to get work up over this...

Ask her drive and see if she will say that not.

My sister and wife also swears when they drive. Sister worse. Err...yeah, take after me.

Wife the most is "yeow sui, yeow sui"

That cb honda cumfuse all. We still meeting ah pork at siglap then proceed to Changi Village.
Please mai sala, Shell station hor.

i suspect honda has dementia... he still think that today is 23 dec

for catching only passenger car speeding but not commerical vehicle driving over 70 but below 80 on lane 1.

Too big, they scared to catch.

And any car that drives slower than a lorry is a pussy.

I actually see cars moving off the lights slower than a public bus. Wtf, just take bus lah.

how about a pussy that drives faster than a lorry *wink*

wtf owns a car leh.... if take bus.. waste leh

You think they fark care? I complain one CCB here weekend car driving out also nothing happen.

I going to cc sph then follow uo with a letter every week cc to sph if no improvement.

You guys started CNY ban lak already? 3 hand during lunch?

I bought 6kg Bak Kwa 3 weeks ago. WooHoo!!

I always have a stupid idea of going in front of them and jam brake

i usually do that to tailgater..

I'm going to put a mirror on my back window. Farkers always highbeam into my cabin, blinding me, time I repay the kindness.

shine into your cabin....maybe they want to take a good look at u?

y go throught the trouble..u can always HORN them back

how about a pussy that drives faster than a lorry *wink*

wtf owns a car leh.... if take bus.. waste leh

???

From changi to jurong stick at lane 3 on a pie can die leh.
I usually goes on lane 2 then if behind veh is coming fast,I back to lane 3.

sometimes lane 3 can be faster than lane 2

I actually drive very slow if I am driving a commercial vehicle. Just stick to lane 3 and even follow SAF vehicles. I guess I know how painful it is for car drivers.

I drive highway during weekends, and I prefer to choose early morning. Lesser traffic and can...........TOP DOWN.

I bought 6kg Bak Kwa 3 weeks ago. WooHoo!!

Fwah.. You got agenda against pigs?

but usually these rog hoggers are either woman (DAMN THOSE WOMEN!!), 500yrs old grandpa/grandma or toking on the ph..
tok on the ph one WORSE!!! i always give them them the "what the fark?!" hand gesture ..

not the "apa?" gesture?

btw becareful wait your previous life sista sue u

Ask her drive and see if she will say that not. My sister and wife also swears when they drive. Sister worse. Err...yeah, take after me. Wife the most is "yeow sui, yeow sui"

the problem is she dun drive...she RIDE..and only RIDE FISH

actually driving at 50 or 60 on expressway is quite painful...dun mind commercial vehicle to drive faster as long as they r not hogging or reckless

If very heavy rain and visibility bad, I will go 3rd lane. Those who wanna go faster can go on ahead.

Personal observation, most fat gals can sing.

realli? i hv avoid such surveys... LOL

y not????!!!! u toking abt the melon ones or the normal oneS?

dirty minded
she dun sing la... she will be bored...

I drive highway during weekends, and I prefer to choose early morning. Lesser traffic and can...........TOP DOWN.

wah... u like to drive with your top down ah?
show ur boobies to the world!

how about a pussy that drives faster than a lorry *wink*

wtf owns a car leh.... if take bus.. waste leh

wau hahahaha...i was abt to say that too wau hahaha

I drive highway during weekends, and I prefer to choose early morning. Lesser traffic and can...........TOP DOWN.

You sit behind lorry also open air motoring.

Sometimes, when I stop top down at traffic light and a truck full of foreign workers pull beside, I wonder if they think I am stupid.

during NS...everytime after mission , must sit in the tonner from lim chu kang to changi at 50km/h...faintz really faintz

after mission... can sit down very good liao... usually sleep all the way...
better than knock it down with full pack and signal set

You go Tuas South, you'll be weaving all across 3 lanes to find a way through.

Ok mah bro. Not so bad leh, Jurong Port lagi worse, park at the side to go makan, one lane gone liow, whole 40" container park there. All from 2nd lane have to filter to 1st. But ok what, they do give way if you signal.

OH YES!!!
MY GF SINGS LIKE COCOLEE!!!!

pls ask her for ktv...

not the "apa?" gesture?

btw becareful wait your previous life sista sue u

who is frank?

dunno
u said "To be frank" so MO and I assume u know frank

If very heavy rain and visibility bad, I will go 3rd lane. Those who wanna go faster can go on ahead.

normally ppl will slow down during heavy rain...but is it right to on parking lights during heavy rain ?
saw a few doing that on expressway

i usually do that to tailgater..

not when the tailgater is a 4 toner

You sit behind lorry also open air motoring.

Sometimes, when I stop top down at traffic light and a truck full of foreign workers pull beside, I wonder if they think I am stupid.

they just wanna stand beside ur car and take fotos..

I think we'll need to define clearly to avoid confusion here.

KTV - night clubs with mama San and sit down xiaojie.

Pub - pubs with karaoke, maybe rooms.

Box karaoke - family type karaoke

KTV pub - pub like but you wouldn't want to be caught there by your spouse

KTV for me = those with room.. girls optional... LOL

u forgot hang flower joints...
nowadays got pub for hang flower..

pls ask her for ktv...

Dude, read carefully. Coco Lee NOT Coconut.

pls ask her for ktv...

tink u n her can be the best of box karaoke buddies..

You sit behind lorry also open air motoring.

Sometimes, when I stop top down at traffic light and a truck full of foreign workers pull beside, I wonder if they think I am stupid.

only worry if they spit

that as well... farking annoying when i was still riding..

depends on who u r riding

not when the tailgater is a 4 toner

Erm....?

KTV for me = those with room.. girls optional... LOL

u forgot hang flower joints...
nowadays got pub for hang flower..

I think they go under KTV pub. Option 4

You sit behind lorry also open air motoring.

Sometimes, when I stop top down at traffic light and a truck full of foreign workers pull beside, I wonder if they think I am stupid.

i thot now lorry without a canopy cannot fetch workers?

depends on who u r riding

Ah Noy, some Thai dude.

not when the tailgater is a 4 toner

need a new bumper anyway

tink u n her can be the best of box karaoke buddies..

k box type?

i thot now lorry without a canopy cannot fetch workers?

Some 1/2 canopy. Recently implemented only. Another stupid LTA regulation in the light of some fatal accidents. How the aluminum roof can protect? If so we should all fix one over our car.

Dude, read carefully. Coco Lee NOT Coconut.

coconut usually smaller than it looks.. due to the husk...

k box type?

Yah, safer. At least won't run into friends.

I think they go under KTV pub. Option 4

the pub near my place belongs to this catergory...
all the guys like to sit outside (i.e. at the main hall) so the rooms are usually available...

And any car that drives slower than a lorry is a pussy.

I actually see cars moving off the lights slower than a public bus. Wtf, just take bus lah.

Knn...be patient lah. Got opening then overtake lor.

only worry if they spit

today your mood seem better liao

k box type?

yeap...
her singing vocals really awesome.

but u must either close ur eyes and listen or just look at tv while she sings.

Some 1/2 canopy. Recently implemented only. Another stupid LTA regulation in the light of some fatal accidents. How the aluminum roof can protect? If so we should all fix one over our car.

imagine MO in a mx5 with aluminium top...

sin po po is along tanjong katong road...

I heard of the name, not been to the place.

today your mood seem better liao

chocolate overdose.

not sure what kind of pple he mixes with...

Frank Ly.

yeap...
her singing vocals really awesome.

but u must either close ur eyes and listen or just look at tv while she sings.

oei
u say fat nia...
u neber say ugly hor

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