aiyo i need to rush to parkway then go home before 630pm then fetch kids to westmall by 7pm.... how??
dun rain can?
"This is a job for....................SUPERMAN!"
aiyo i need to rush to parkway then go home before 630pm then fetch kids to westmall by 7pm.... how??
dun rain can?
u need go parkway for wat?
"This is a job for....................SUPERMAN!"
can for him lah...but he wun reach today.....
rain very heavy now.. carry umbrella oso no use kind..
Julong no rain leh.
From east to west? Wow,that's very faraiyo i need to rush to parkway then go home before 630pm then fetch kids to westmall by 7pm.... how??
dun rain can?
I going gym, can?
u dun open ur pohshay top can liao...
Julong no rain leh.
soon la.. when east stops, the west will start..
u need go parkway for wat?
Buy Indonesian Jamu.
can for him lah...but he wun reach today.....
Lau Nang Superman?
can for him lah...but he wun reach today.....
why? he is at your place servicing your?
November rain......rain very heavy now.. carry umbrella oso no use kind..
u dun open ur pohshay top can liao...
pourcher no top.
soon la.. when east stops, the west will start..
Just now here lain liow, so all the heavy arty move to east side.
pourcher no top.
no top? then how? use umbrella?
no top? then how? use umbrella?
Wear scarf, more retro.
Wear scarf, more retro.
wah chio!
Wear scarf, more retro.
cb lah..newspaper
wah chio!
Orh corse lah.
cb lah..newspaper
Paisay, paisay, go green, use sarong cover.
Seasoned batik also wear more shoik. 
lau nang, rain is starting to cease.. u might be able to make it after all..
i doubt it...sure got accident
eh oild fart....take my boat lah
lau nang, rain is starting to cease.. u might be able to make it after all..
its very dark here and about to pour....
i cancel parkway liao, straight home then west mall
i doubt it...sure got accident
eh oild fart....take my boat lah
you think in bangkok
lau nang, rain is starting to cease.. u might be able to make it after all..
"Fly lau nang, fly, fly up to the sky!!"
pity becoz the rain has come to a complete stop.
pity who
now we know singapore very big
pity who
now we know singapore very big
pity e guppy dat was tryna to float out of the longkang..
pity e guppy dat was tryna to float out of the longkang..
ok, i am floating out of my office
ok, i am floating out of my office
ciao!! take care of the flu bug!
ciao!! take care of the flu bug!
yup...before it takes care of him
civil service bonus announcement should be this week....sets stage for others to give
so... u get how many months?
Who's that?
RB's ex-boyfriend or smthing like that...
yup...before it takes care of him
Eat the acher I gave you, confirm you will get well...and farewell!!
so... u get how many months?
5-6 months.
RB's ex-boyfriend or smthing like that...
choi !!!! please hor..
RB's ex-boyfriend or smthing like that...
Whoooo............whoooo.....????
5-6 months.
so good ah..
choi !!!! please hor..
Whhhoooooooo.......................whoooooooooooo?????????
Whoooo............whoooo.....????
i give u details on saturday..
and not my ex-bf hor!
so good ah..
My wife's side use to get 8-10, then cut down due to the industry slow down.
Last year was 4 months. This year, I'd say, if lucky can get 2.
Whoooo............whoooo.....????
That one was the ex-ex one.
That one was the ex-ex one.
Was the ex-ex or ex after the ex, ex?
30 y.o male, he is too lau for that.omg is jman ok? pandan side found a floating body.
30 y.o male, he is too lau for that.
ohhh.. phew..
ohhh.. phew..
jman will go in more style.....like running off the cliff in his bone shaker
jman will go in more style.....like running off the cliff in his bone shaker
how you know i was looking for a cliff in Singapore ?
jman will go in more style.....like running off the cliff in his bone shaker
pandan stay my place, might b
ump into people i know Edited by Jman888, 24 November 2011 - 08:18 AM.
how you know i was looking for a cliff in Singapore ?
sg have meh.. the closest i can think of is xiao gui ling onli..
opps! i shouldnt give u ideas..
sg have meh.. the closest i can think of is xiao gui ling onli..
opps! i shouldnt give u ideas..
eh pls lah....that place i bring my GFs who i dump.....dun dirty the place
omg is jman ok? pandan side found a floating body.
this morning drove out for breakfast, one ah po was crossing the road on a red man, and she couldn't walk fast bit she rather hold the traffic until my right turn light turn red
eh pls lah....that place i bring my GFs who i dump.....dun dirty the place
you must be good cos till now no body was found there!! did you tight it with rock or chopped into pieces?
you must be good cos till now no body was found there!! did you tight it with rock or chopped into pieces?
now you noe why i am in the line i am in? haha/.....
eh pls lah....that place i bring my GFs who i dump.....dun dirty the place
c'mon... jman is a friend...
c'mon... jman is a friend...
who is he again?
who is he again?
sorry sorry..
i meant LAU NANG.
You mean the one at bukit batok west street 3 near dunearn secondary school?sg have meh.. the closest i can think of is xiao gui ling onli..
opps! i shouldnt give u ideas..
this morning drove out for breakfast, one ah po was crossing the road on a red man, and she couldn't walk fast bit she rather hold the traffic until my right turn light turn red
huh.. no one walking with ah po ah?
Run, ah po, run!huh.. no one walking with ah po ah?
You mean the one at bukit batok west street 3 near dunearn secondary school?
yah..
where is WTF? boss took away his pc for the mistake made that day
er.....is he the pandan reservoir one?
yah..
eh dun how my house lah...i stay der
where is WTF? boss took away his pc for the mistake made that day
ur turn to ask him.
eh dun how my house lah...i stay der
wah..sibeh neow..
Not possible lah.... Papers reported the victim was in his 30s.WTF is in his 50ser.....is he the pandan reservoir one?
Man caught on camera 'dumping cat' into rubbish bin
Published on Nov 24, 2011
A man, accompanied by a young girl, is seen on CCTV walking towards a rubbish bin with a cat carrier and dumping its contents - presumably the cat - into the bin. -- PHOTOS: YOUTUBE
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) is appealing for more information on a video posted on YouTube which apparently shows a man dumping a cat into a rubbish bin.
Its appeal, posted on Facebook on Wednesday morning, has garnered more than 60 comments from outraged netizens.
The video - taken from closed-circuit television (CCTV) footage - was posted on YouTube and citizen journalism website Stomp on Tuesday by Miss Chee Siew Luan, an administrative assistant at the James Tan Veterinary Centre in Whitley Road.
She also made a police report.
Edited by Jman888, 24 November 2011 - 09:04 AM.
jman will go in more style.....like running off the cliff in his bone shaker
Here no cliff, closest for him is Labrador Park Jetty.
pandan stay my place, might b
Jurong Hill??
eh pls lah....that place i bring my GFs who i dump.....dun dirty the place
Dumped her in the lake? Still there not?
RB you job today is to go hunt for this guy
Man caught on camera 'dumping cat' into rubbish bin
Published on Nov 24, 2011
A man, accompanied by a young girl, is seen on CCTV walking towards a rubbish bin with a cat carrier and dumping its contents - presumably the cat - into the bin. -- PHOTOS: YOUTUBE
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) is appealing for more information on a video posted on YouTube which apparently shows a man dumping a cat into a rubbish bin.
Its appeal, posted on Facebook on Wednesday morning, has garnered more than 60 comments from outraged netizens.
The video - taken from closed-circuit television (CCTV) footage - was posted on YouTube and citizen journalism website Stomp on Tuesday by Miss Chee Siew Luan, an administrative assistant at the James Tan Veterinary Centre in Whitley Road.
She also made a police report.
yah! i read this earlier already!
so angry! spastic idoit la..
dun wan the cat, at least just set it free rite? y throw in dustbin?!?!
and the kind of morals he taught the kid tat was with him?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 24 November 2011 - 09:07 AM.
you must be good cos till now no body was found there!! did you tight it with rock or chopped into pieces?
He put the whole body into a cement block. Dump inside, now become Glob Block.
now you noe why i am in the line i am in? haha/.....
In0-line skating?
c'mon... jman is a friend...
This friend i no need, come my house take acher, sit until dowan go home, take coffee beans,
come my house, always empty handed. Yeah..he's a good friend lah.
Next round Jman come my house, sure got 6 X'mas hampers. Only the rattan baskets.
Lau Nang is liddat one lah.
Run, ah po, run!
Ah Poh no need run, she walk also sure beat Lau Nang car.
where is WTF? boss took away his pc for the mistake made that day
The boss took him away and left the PC.
This friend i no need, come my house take acher, sit until dowan go home, take coffee beans,
come my house, always empty handed. Yeah..he's a good friend lah.
Next round Jman come my house, sure got 6 X'mas hampers. Only the rattan baskets.
Lau Nang is liddat one lah.
christmas he wouldn't go empty handed one la..
he will bring extra containers to pack food home.
eh dun how my house lah...i stay der
yeah CB, i know the address.
how do you handle road hoggers?
not just the ordinary blissfully unaware day dreamers but the special type of motherfarkers who purposely speed up when you try to overtake them from the left.
then cut in front of you dangerously.
GO!
christmas he wouldn't go empty handed one la..
he will bring extra containers to pack food home.
Yeah, I know..........I will save all the leftover foods.
ok my first topic for today.
how do you handle road hoggers?
not just the ordinary blissfully unaware day dreamers but the special type of motherfarkers who purposely speed up when you try to overtake them from the left.
then cut in front of you dangerously.
GO!
curse and high beam.
and let them be if i cant find a chance to over take without killing myself.
but usually these drivers i've met are about 500yrs old..
5-6 months.
WTF(cuk)!
you company hiring???
ok my first topic for today.
how do you handle road hoggers?
not just the ordinary blissfully unaware day dreamers but the special type of motherfarkers who purposely speed up when you try to overtake them from the left.
then cut in front of you dangerously.
GO!
but then again..
i do get road rages.
press and hold the honk. shd scare them abit.
ok. that's all for juvenile behavior.
curse and high beam.
and let them be if i cant find a chance to over take without killing myself.
but usually these drivers i've met are about 500yrs old..
knn how you know this one stupid uncle?
farker got mental problem.
i took me exactly 5 secs to overtake him from the left lane again.
no wonder got so many accidents recently.
early morning make me pissed off.
ok my first topic for today.
how do you handle road hoggers?
not just the ordinary blissfully unaware day dreamers but the special type of motherfarkers who purposely speed up when you try to overtake them from the left.
then cut in front of you dangerously.
GO!
I don't give a fark to them, in fact I got one last Sunday, Jurong Bird Park, slow like a farking snail, 2 lanes, hog center, I didn't even horn him, just kept calm, finally along Taman Jurong, red light, stopped next to him, he had his family with him. Why let it bother you. This morning, red Golf, want to cut in my lane, put signal light lah, just wanna cut in, I horn, the CB (woman) show finger, Ok, she zoomed off, I also zoom after lor, red light, next to each other, I open window and faked her, container drivers clap hands, tbey saw what happened, she say she wanna sue me, I told her............. "Hey, bitch, I got camera, and it recorded EVERYTHING, including your middle finger, sue me lah!!??" Face flushed white, kept silent, looked in front. I farked her one last time, "Don't think you're a woman, knncb, we men have to give way to you, you farking lame stupid bitch!!" Green light, she smelled my smoke.
My camera wasn't on.
knn how you know this one stupid uncle?
farker got mental problem.
i took me exactly 5 secs to overtake him from the left lane again.
no wonder got so many accidents recently.
early morning make me pissed off.
alot of
drivers.. dun kw y r they so afraid of pple over taking them.. but if high beam dun work, i horn. (if they repeatedly dun allow me to overtake)
I don't give a fark to them, in fact I got one last Sunday, Jurong Bird Park, slow like a farking snail, 2 lanes, hog center, I didn't even horn him, just kept calm, finally along Taman Jurong, red light, stopped next to him, he had his family with him. Why let it bother you. This morning, red Golf, want to cut in my lane, put signal light lah, just wanna cut in, I horn, the CB (woman) show finger, Ok, she zoomed off, I also zoom after lor, red light, next to each other, I open window and faked her, container drivers clap hands, tbey saw what happened, she say she wanna sue me, I told her............. "Hey, bitch, I got camera, and it recorded EVERYTHING, including your middle finger, sue me lah!!??" Face flushed white, kept silent, looked in front. I farked her one last time, "Don't think you're a woman, knncb, we men have to give way to you, you farking lame stupid bitch!!" Green light, she smelled my smoke.
My camera wasn't on.
wah.. she wan to sue u sia..
mad one lor..
I don't give a fark to them, in fact I got one last Sunday, Jurong Bird Park, slow like a farking snail, 2 lanes, hog center, I didn't even horn him, just kept calm, finally along Taman Jurong, red light, stopped next to him, he had his family with him. Why let it bother you. This morning, red Golf, want to cut in my lane, put signal light lah, just wanna cut in, I horn, the CB (woman) show finger, Ok, she zoomed off, I also zoom after lor, red light, next to each other, I open window and faked her, container drivers clap hands, tbey saw what happened, she say she wanna sue me, I told her............. "Hey, bitch, I got camera, and it recorded EVERYTHING, including your middle finger, sue me lah!!??" Face flushed white, kept silent, looked in front. I farked her one last time, "Don't think you're a woman, knncb, we men have to give way to you, you farking lame stupid bitch!!" Green light, she smelled my smoke.
My camera wasn't on.
*clap clap*
good one bro!
ok i'm going to look for a camera to install.
can recommend a model?
ok my first topic for today.
how do you handle road hoggers?
not just the ordinary blissfully unaware day dreamers but the special type of motherfarkers who purposely speed up when you try to overtake them from the left.
then cut in front of you dangerously.
GO!
squeeze your own ball inside your car
alot of
but if high beam dun work, i horn. (if they repeatedly dun allow me to overtake)
but that's not the problem.
want to road hog go ahead but why speed up to block others from overtaking.
and worst is not happy cannot block still want to drive in front and cut in dangerously.
seriously....WTF!!!
where's WTF???
WTF(cuk)!
you company hiring???
My wife 's lah. You speaka fluent Japa-nese?
knn how you know this one stupid uncle?
farker got mental problem.
i took me exactly 5 secs to overtake him from the left lane again.
no wonder got so many accidents recently.
early morning make me pissed off.
paiseh, were you the guy driving the Q7 behind me this morning
squeeze your own ball inside your car
knn my wife was in the car.
why i need to squeeze my own balls when i can get someone else to do it?
but that's not the problem.
want to road hog go ahead but why speed up to block others from overtaking.
and worst is not happy cannot block still want to drive in front and cut in dangerously.
seriously....WTF!!!
where's WTF???
okok.. take deep breaths ok?
now follow me..
inhaleeee......................................... exhale.............................................. inhale again............................................. inhale......keep it there until ur face turn abit pale....
then exhale.............
feel beta now?
knn my wife was in the car.
why i need to squeeze my own balls when i can get someone else to do it?
LOL! later ur wife wind dw window and give the uncle her finger..
more hiong than u..
My wife 's lah. You speaka fluent Japa-nese?
not fluent but i love japanese!
actually i did take japanese language lessons for 6 years.
can pick up easily la.
*clap clap*
good one bro!
ok i'm going to look for a camera to install.
can recommend a model?
on amazon Black Friday sale
alot of
but if high beam dun work, i horn. (if they repeatedly dun allow me to overtake)
Singapore First world country, they wanna maintain 1st position.
on amazon Black Friday sale
HD ornot?
LOL! later ur wife wind dw window and give the uncle her finger..
more hiong than u..
my wife scolding me all the while.
in my younger days i probably would have stop my car and make him jam brakes.
then punch the farker out.
ok no....don't want to go to jail.
wah.. she wan to sue u sia..
mad one lor..
kekeke.....ccb wanna act fierce, my wife say, donno how to die, never meet fiercer people.
Singapore First world country, they wanna maintain 1st position.
no wonder!
paiseh, were you the guy driving the Q7 behind me this morning
knn i poor man...mine is lao pok civic.
kekeke.....ccb wanna act fierce, my wife say, donno how to die, never meet fiercer people.
i know liao la..
we shd all get a MO figurine and put in the car..
for protection against crazy drivers..
*clap clap*
good one bro!
ok i'm going to look for a camera to install.
can recommend a model?
I bought mine off the shelves when I was in Taiwan. S$200, records in HD, no GPS, plain recording.
You put inside the car, who the fark will know if it's on or off, now cameras all have motion detector,
so farker wanna deface your car will also have to think 3 times.
You kiasu, go Mustaffa, get those huge CCTV, hang from car roof, one battery damn tahan, rotate left and right.
okok.. take deep breaths ok?
now follow me..
inhaleeee......................................... exhale.............................................. inhale again............................................. inhale......keep it there until ur face turn abit pale....
then exhale.............
feel beta now?
thanks dear....ok la.
i don't let these things ruin my day.
else later got meetings my staff will suffer.
on amazon Black Friday sale
knn so colorful...this one vibrate?
I bought mine off the shelves when I was in Taiwan. S$200, records in HD, no GPS, plain recording.
You put inside the car, who the fark will know if it's on or off, now cameras all have motion detector,
so farker wanna deface your car will also have to think 3 times.
You kiasu, go Mustaffa, get those huge CCTV, hang from car roof, one battery damn tahan, rotate left and right.
Mustaffa got this type?
Singapore First world country, they wanna maintain 1st position.
how to be first world like this.
Old woman attacked over dog poo
Lianhe Wanbao - 11 hrs 40 mins ago
Old woman attacked over dog pooMdm Chen, 76, was allegedly hit by a younger woman at the park.
The case is similar to a recent one involving local actor Huang Yi Liang, who fought with a woman, also over dog poo.
In this case, which happened on 18 January 2009, a 76-year-old woman was allegedly assaulted by a 33-year-old woman who holds a master's degree.
The elderly Mdm Chen, who stays in a flat in Sengkang, had gone for a walk at a nearby park at around 9am in the morning when she saw a woman walking her dog.
However, Mdm Chen also witnessed the woman failing to clean up after her pet when the dog defecated in the park.
Mdm Chen approached the woman to beckon her to clean up after her dog.
In return, the younger woman scolded her, calling her a "crazy old woman".
Helpless with the matter, Mdm Chen walked off to a nearby coffeeshop, only to be pushed to the ground.
As passersby helped Mdm Chen to her feet, the younger woman punched Mdm Chen, leaving bruises on the elderly woman's her left arm and scratches on her right ear.
Mdm Chen's family lodged a police report when they discovered her injuries.
However, more than two years after the incident, and despite more than ten attempts at mediation, the case remains unresolved.
The parties have gone to court, with the younger woman accusing Mdm Chen of scolding her and insisting that the elderly woman had hurt herself in a fall.
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 23 November 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
mankind... no longer kind. my wife scolding me all the while.
in my younger days i probably would have stop my car and make him jam brakes.
then punch the farker out.
ok no....don't want to go to jail.
u go jail u meet me...i go der sometimes
u go jail u meet me...i go der sometimes
por pi por pi....must avoid jail must avoid jail.....por pi por pi.
knn my wife was in the car.
why i need to squeeze my own balls when i can get someone else to do it?
that is true and someone who knows EXACTLY how to do it, is the main importance. They never squeeze, they. fondle.
incredible right?
i wonder what kind of passerby would stand and do nothing when they see an old woman get attacked?
por pi por pi....must avoid jail must avoid jail.....por pi por pi.
when we reach a certain age, we tend not to fly off the handle...cos our hormones, aka fight or flight not so reactive......thus, we cool down, and rationalise, ie, the CNS takes over reasoning. Good to be old..
So u see, lau nang good for him, see life go by seamlessly
i noe, cos this week i teaching sympathetic vs parasympathetic
incredible right?
i wonder what kind of passerby would stand and do nothing when they see an old woman get attacked?
the same kind that would hog roads and refuse to allow anyone to overtake them..
okok.. take deep breaths ok?
now follow me..
inhaleeee......................................... exhale.............................................. inhale again............................................. inhale......keep it there until ur face turn abit pale....
then exhale.............
feel beta now?
CB, giving birth ah?
that is true and someone who knows EXACTLY how to do it, is the main importance. They never squeeze, they. fondle.
exactly bro.
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