Oh yes,Dua ya Pek and dee ya Pek works only in the niteWe have a job to go to, money to be made, food and shelter to provide for the family...that's what good about the morning. Many people in the world don't even have that to look forward to every morning. We count our blessings ya
That's what so good about the morning.
my friend ever tried the drink another beer thing. last time in my office, we both super stoink the morning meeting with my boss coz we entertain the night before.
my boss say drink one more beer and will okay. So he took out 2 beers from his fridge. my friend took one sip, barfed all over my boss's table.
not beer la.. shot of liquor la..
it worked for me though..
Oh yes,Dua ya Pek and dee ya Pek works only in the nite
My mummy teach me when I was young not to talk to Honda driving cockster
not beer la.. shot of liquor la..
it worked for me though..
????! or just another excuse
My mummy teach me when I was young not to talk to Honda driving cockster
im driving honda too.
not beer la.. shot of liquor la..
it worked for me though..
you ain't getting me there.
neh-neh-nee boo boo!! 
????! or just another excuse
really ????!
but for a split moment aft you down the shot, u will feel like crap.
abt 30mins later, ok liao.
im driving honda too.
i am driving hongkan when i drive at 50km/h on 1st lane
hangover~
Well HUNG.
you ain't getting me there.
it's true!
alternatively, u can just take alot of fluid and eat panadol.
i am driving hongkan when i drive at 50km/h on 1st lane
u confirm the road hog that bird complain about every morning.
u confirm the road hog that bird complain about every morning.
LAU NANG IS LIKE THAT ONE!
im driving honda too.
My mummy taught me, (Past participle tense) not to talk to people who are corksters saying about Hong
it's true!
alternatively, u can just take alot of fluid and eat panadol.
nah, i'll just chop my head off with a blunt knife. it is less painful.
im driving honda too.
My mummy taught me, (Past participle tense) not to talk to people who are corksters saying about Hong
really ????!
but for a split moment aft you down the shot, u will feel like crap.
abt 30mins later, ok liao.
nah, i'll just chop my head off with a blunt knife. it is less painful.
can i watcH? please please please please pleaseeeeeeeeee
it's true!
alternatively, u can just take alot of fluid and eat panadol.
Well HUNG.
reminds me of smthng last night about ???? which we were luffing our head off about....... we were going ard ??, ?? for no apparent reasons......
My mummy taught me, (Past participle tense) not to talk to people who are corksters saying about Hong
kanda.
ohhh.... i seee... okok..
LAU NANG IS LIKE THAT ONE!
reminds me of smthng last night about ???? which we were luffing our head off about....... we were going ard ??, ?? for no apparent reasons......
eh... i like tat cartoon...
his elephant song..
"elephant, elephant, y ur nose so long?"
Eat panadol? Does it go well with fries, double patty with a sesame seed bun?
nope. beta with donuts.
smash the tablet into powder and sprinkle it over donuts like icing.
We have a job to go to, money to be made, food and shelter to provide for the family...that's what good about the morning. Many people in the world don't even have that to look forward to every morning. We count our blessings ya
do u hv 300K cash in the bank?
Oh yes,Dua ya Pek and dee ya Pek works only in the nite
eh! u can embed video!!
*throws confetti*
eh! u can embed video!!
*throws confetti*
is a miracle....a miracle i tell u.......the Gods have spoken
eh! u can embed video!!
*throws confetti*
ahem... I get this fleeting moments of enlightenment. Btw, did you spot Radx in the background?
ahem... I get this fleeting moments of enlightenment. Btw, did you spot Radx in the background?
the one waving the yellow flag?
nope. beta with donuts.
smash the tablet into powder and sprinkle it over donuts like icing.
Better way, use razor cut into powder, scrape off one line, use MacDonald straw, suck up with nose. Instant gratification.
do u hv 300K cash in the bank?
This one got 600ky.
the one waving the yellow flag?
wahahahaha...that is jman in drag
is a miracle....a miracle i tell u.......the Gods have spoken
PRAISE THE LOAD! AMEN!!!
wahahahaha...that is jman in drag
this mtv jin funny..
One of my dad fav song.
dun feel like having lunch, maybe just go for kueh lopes
hao lian.
Slashed over SMS
December 7, 2011 - 9:32pm
By:
Pearly Tan
An 18-year-old pleaded guilty to slashing and stabbed a full-time national serviceman in a face-off that started over an SMS argument between two teenage girls.
The teen, Lee Bing Ru, was part of a secret society that attacked NSF Lai Yu Wei, 23, at Pioneer Mall in Jurong West on May 16.
Bing Ru was arrested and pleaded guilty yesterday but his sentencing was postponed to Dec 28, pending a reformative training report.
Mr Lai had suffered a 4cm penetrating wound on his right upper back, a 10cm laceration over his left cheek and a penetrating chest wound.
More in The New Paper on Thursday (Dec 8).
WHY?!?!?!???!!!!!!!
Slashed over SMS
December 7, 2011 - 9:32pm
By:
Pearly Tan
An 18-year-old pleaded guilty to slashing and stabbed a full-time national serviceman in a face-off that started over an SMS argument between two teenage girls.
The teen, Lee Bing Ru, was part of a secret society that attacked NSF Lai Yu Wei, 23, at Pioneer Mall in Jurong West on May 16.
Bing Ru was arrested and pleaded guilty yesterday but his sentencing was postponed to Dec 28, pending a reformative training report.
Mr Lai had suffered a 4cm penetrating wound on his right upper back, a 10cm laceration over his left cheek and a penetrating chest wound.
More in The New Paper on Thursday (Dec 8).
These CB Kia will be hearing their sentences soon.
Other than silly stupid egos with ah Kua attitude,can't think of any rational by bringing knife out.
His mother will be damn too LAN that his son use her knife to stab.That knife is for cutting veges,if wants to see blood shld use ????
I think this happened quite a while ago.
These CB Kia will be hearing their sentences soon.
Other than silly stupid egos with ah Kua attitude,can't think of any rational by bringing knife out.
His mother will be damn too LAN that his son use her knife to stab.That knife is for cutting veges,if wants to see blood shld use ????
but what really goes on in their mind?
for defence or to act garang?
"i've got knife, smoke and have tattoos. u beta dun kua simi LJ with me" ????? is that it?
but what really goes on in their mind?
for defence or to act garang?
"i've got knife, smoke and have tattoos. u beta dun kua simi LJ with me" ????? is that it?
They r very territorial.Juz like some aggressive dog breeds without training.
As I have mentioned in other post,these kuniang have their Kuku grow on their head.Pple look at their face and they ask pple Kua simi LJ!
Edited by Hondacub777, 08 December 2011 - 01:41 PM.
hao lian.
Will you let me hold your hand if I marry you?
I like ur conservatives thinking.Will you let me hold your hand if I marry you?
They r very territorial.Juz like some aggressive dog breeds without training.
As I have mentioned in other post,these kuniang have their Kuku grow on their head.Pple look at their face and they ask pple Kua simi LJ!
then ask them to behave like dogs la..
territorial.. pee on the floor lor..
horrendous!
Will you let me hold your hand if I marry you?
what? to the man in your avatar?
hao lian.
sold out, bo tan hao lian
what? to the man in your avatar?
you prefer the previous avatar, at least it was a handsome dog
knn, wah pang buay choot.
Sorry,I shld not bring dogs into this.That's an insult to the dogs.then ask them to behave like dogs la..
territorial.. pee on the floor lor..
horrendous!
They are beast
sold out, bo tan hao lian
WHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!
knn, wah pang buay choot.
cannot come out or not accurate?
cannot come out eat papaya
Will you let me hold your hand if I marry you?
wanna masturbate, use ur own hand lah
That idiot with the tattoo form teh Central stabbing case, the thread got someone say he show
muscle tua tua lup, knn, that idiot's arms cmi, he fold arms just push the BAH out make like as if got muscle.
I'd LOVE to have 20mins FREE FOR ALL with him, even if he's 20yrs old and me coming 50, I'd seriously love
to teach him where his bloody useless father and prostitute mother left out. Also rearrange his fark face so he will look more handsome when I'm done.
but what really goes on in their mind?
for defence or to act garang?
"i've got knife, smoke and have tattoos. u beta dun kua simi LJ with me" ????? is that it?
cannot come out or not accurate?
cannot come out eat papaya
For you, you put your hand out and I shi.t on yrou hand ai mai?
wanna masturbate, use ur own hand lah
Bung, ah pork trying to "outsource" to RB lah. Tomorrow got Tender notice come out.
I'd say they're really trying very hard to boost their ego. To look cool, to be FEARED.
That idiot with the tattoo form teh Central stabbing case, the thread got someone say he show
muscle tua tua lup, knn, that idiot's arms cmi, he fold arms just push the BAH out make like as if got muscle.
I'd LOVE to have 20mins FREE FOR ALL with him, even if he's 20yrs old and me coming 50, I'd seriously love
to teach him where his bloody useless father and prostitute mother left out. Also rearrange his fark face so he will look more handsome when I'm done.
they need to enroll in your disciplinary-military-school..
I'd say they're really trying very hard to boost their ego. To look cool, to be FEARED.
That idiot with the tattoo form teh Central stabbing case, the thread got someone say he show
muscle tua tua lup, knn, that idiot's arms cmi, he fold arms just push the BAH out make like as if got muscle.
I'd LOVE to have 20mins FREE FOR ALL with him, even if he's 20yrs old and me coming 50, I'd seriously love
to teach him where his bloody useless father and prostitute mother left out. Also rearrange his fark face so he will look more handsome when I'm done.
Call me when u knock him down.I want to step him 2 times
wanna masturbate, use ur own hand lah
they need to enroll in your disciplinary-military-school..
this type no need discipline, just line up for the owl to stare at them
they need to enroll in your disciplinary-military-school..
This fark face no aptitude nor attitude.
Call me when u knock him down.I want to step him 2 times
Ello, what knock him down? I'm going to whack the fark out of him, knock him down, you and the stupid new wave army terms, PUSH UPS are DROP 20 FOR ME NOW!! Not KNOCK THEM DOWN, knock ki lam pah, knock, knn, how I farking hate the use of knock them down, when it has been for years, since the Israeli army were our trainers, "
this type no need discipline, just line up for the owl to stare at them
Don't hor, owl eye pain.
Ello, what knock him down? I'm going to whack the fark out of him, knock him down, you and the stupid new wave army terms, PUSH UPS are DROP 20 FOR ME NOW!! Not KNOCK THEM DOWN, knock ki lam pah, knock, knn, how I farking hate the use of knock them down, when it has been for years, since the Israeli army were our trainers, "
These so call Chao Ah Kua,shld be put to sleep.Waste of resources
ti orh orh..
Choa chu kang bright and sunnyai loh hor liao...
ti orh orh..
Choa chu kang bright and sunny
Julong like wanna rain dowan to rain. Liek charboir, Ai kow, mai kow. Wanna cry dowan to cry like that.
Choa chu kang bright and sunny
loh dua hor liao..
for 2 secs and stop.. and loh jin dua again for 1 sec.. and stop..
Julong like wanna rain dowan to rain. Liek charboir, Ai kow, mai kow. Wanna cry dowan to cry like that.
LOL!!! not chewren meh???
Wanna change job liao.Julong like wanna rain dowan to rain. Liek charboir, Ai kow, mai kow. Wanna cry dowan to cry like that.
Shld have learn piano when young
Ur place there filming izit?loh dua hor liao..
for 2 secs and stop.. and loh jin dua again for 1 sec.. and stop..
Wanna change job liao.
Shld have learn piano when young
and then?
Ur place there filming izit?
yah..
"mermaid and the beast"
Teach piano,at least indoorand then?
Dun need to see the weather
Teach piano,at least indoor
Dun need to see the weather
teach piano jia pang meh?
LOL!!! not chewren meh???
You a bit like that one. Tua han gin nah.
Wanna change job liao.
Shld have learn piano when young
Your fingers too farking fat lah.
Sorry,cannot understand the hokkiengish.teach piano jia pang meh?
What is Jia pang?
Sorry,cannot understand the hokkiengish.
What is Jia pang?
direct translation "eat fragrance".. chinese is chi xiang..
Wanna change job liao.
Shld have learn piano when young
piano can play in the rain?
Hello,my hands is smaller than a women one.Your fingers too farking fat lah.
The problem is my fingers are farking retard
piano can play in the rain?
Sue die of electrocution. Piano inside got the humidifier.
U be surprise that some good piano teachers income is 5 digits.direct translation "eat fragrance".. chinese is chi xiang..
Hello,my hands is smaller than a women one.
The problem is my fingers are farking retard
So is the person.
Hello,my hands is smaller than a women one.
The problem is my fingers are farking retard
how tall are you?
So is the person.
I concur
piano can play in the rain?
wah... like mtv leh..
Yes,u see some MTVs where they put pianos on the bitch.piano can play in the rain?
Look so cool
1.85how tall are you?
how tall are you?
what is the relationship between height and retarded fingers?
Edited by Jman888, 08 December 2011 - 02:58 PM.
If a person is tall,his action shld be slower.Coz takes longer time to travel from brain to fingerswhat is the relationship between height and retarded fingers?
If a person is tall,his action shld be slower.Coz takes longer time to travel from brain to fingers
o h i s e e.
I concur
and he, kong kum.
Yes,u see some MTVs where they put pianos on the bitch.
Look so cool
And later the piano scrap.
1.85cm
little prick.
and he, kong kum.
kong kum, kum lan, lan pa, pa leng tao
a lau nang?what is the relationship between height and retarded fingers?
1.85
1.85 and ur hands are smaller than woman?!??!!!!!!
or u 1.58? type wrongly?
u mutant?
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 08 December 2011 - 03:08 PM.
If a person is tall,his action shld be slower.Coz takes longer time to travel from brain to fingers
So to say when you cum, it'll take like 20mins before you feel the sensation and effects?
what is the relationship between height and retarded fingers?
no.. he said his hands smaller than woman.. so i ask his height lor..
kong kum, kum lan, lan pa, pa leng tao
Oh, goodness gracious me...
1.85 and ur hands are smaller than woman?!??!!!!!!
or u 1.58? type wrongly?
u mutant?
Proper term is:Pygmy.
ccf and milo, anyone?
Edited by Jman888, 08 December 2011 - 04:03 PM.
long time no go tea break
ccf and milo, anyone?
Anson Chee Cheong Fun at Changi Road & Telok Kurau Jn?
Anson Chee Cheong Fun at Changi Road & Telok Kurau Jn?
Jalan 14/14, Petaling Jaya, my favourite
World's oldest dog dies
Posted: 08 December 2011 1554 hrs
Photo taken on Dec,2010 shows 42-year-old housewife Yumiko Shinohara holding Pusuke in her arms in the city of Sakura, Tochigi prefecture, north of Tokyo. (AFP PHOTO / YOMIURI SHIMBUN)
TOKYO: A country used to celebrating the lives of the world's oldest people was this week marking the passing of another notable centenarian, when the planet's oldest dog died in Japan.
Pusuke, a male cross breed, breathed his last on Monday afternoon, at the ripe old age of 26 years and nine months, making him the equivalent of more than 120 in human years, reports said.
The animal suddenly refused to eat and appeared to be having difficulty breathing after many years of good health, owner Yumiko Shinohara said, according to Kyodo News.
The canine died in the early afternoon, watched by his owner.
"He had been with me for 26 years, and he was like my child," Shinohara, 42, told the Yomiuri Shimbun.
"I just want to thank him for living for so long."
Pusuke was recognised a year ago by the Guinness Book of Records as the world's oldest living dog.
Japanese people have one of the longest life expectancies on the planet, something attributed in part to a healthy traditional diet and active lifestyle.
In September the government announced that 37 out of every 100,000 people in the country are now more than 100 years old, a total of more than 47,700, with 87 per cent of them women.
- AFP/ck
Where's ur office?long time no go tea break
ccf and milo, anyone?
Where's ur office?
where you can see sea, sand and bikini
World's oldest dog dies
Posted: 08 December 2011 1554 hrs
Photo taken on Dec,2010 shows 42-year-old housewife Yumiko Shinohara holding Pusuke in her arms in the city of Sakura, Tochigi prefecture, north of Tokyo. (AFP PHOTO / YOMIURI SHIMBUN)
TOKYO: A country used to celebrating the lives of the world's oldest people was this week marking the passing of another notable centenarian, when the planet's oldest dog died in Japan.
Pusuke, a male cross breed, breathed his last on Monday afternoon, at the ripe old age of 26 years and nine months, making him the equivalent of more than 120 in human years, reports said.
The animal suddenly refused to eat and appeared to be having difficulty breathing after many years of good health, owner Yumiko Shinohara said, according to Kyodo News.
The canine died in the early afternoon, watched by his owner.
"He had been with me for 26 years, and he was like my child," Shinohara, 42, told the Yomiuri Shimbun.
"I just want to thank him for living for so long."
Pusuke was recognised a year ago by the Guinness Book of Records as the world's oldest living dog.
Japanese people have one of the longest life expectancies on the planet, something attributed in part to a healthy traditional diet and active lifestyle.
In September the government announced that 37 out of every 100,000 people in the country are now more than 100 years old, a total of more than 47,700, with 87 per cent of them women.
- AFP/ck
WHY! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
i avoided reading becoz i will
..hate u jman.
where you can see sea, sand and bikini
i oso can see....... *turns on youtube*
More hints pls......where you can see sea, sand and bikini
where you can see sea, sand and bikini
Calendar?
knn, some more one of my cats almost mati last week from renal failure. Anyway, good to be back here, I had to force myself to leave that other thread on rangers. I last time ranger. N-Parks Ranger.
WHY! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
i avoided reading becoz i will
hate u jman.
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