thot u chinese??? now u find out you sikh
Modern, he come my house no wear turban. Maybe he should now
since top balding a bit. Poor fellow lah, lau sai until hair drop off also.
LAU NANG IS LIDDAT ONE.
had a fren like u...lao sai for 3 days...
been 5 yrs since his funeral on the 4th day
Wow! Lau Nang also cannot sell his car. He think gonna fart, serkali............EEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww...........
wat new one?
running nose, cough...
and a bit Lao sai...
running nose, cough...
and a bit Lao sai...
wah.. water coming out both ways ah..
then u sat still going KL wor.. beta take care... *pats*
Wow! Lau Nang also cannot sell his car. He think gonna fart, serkali............EEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww...........
did that before in Primary 2, on school bus
running nose, cough...
and a bit Lao sai...
HUAT AH!!
did that before in Primary 2, on school bus
Did you use your hand to feel, then wipe on a school mate's white shirt?
new one
New fren finding u.Old one still existed(Lau sai)?
Did you use your hand to feel, then wipe on a school mate's white shirt?
his expression should be like this --> and finally when he successfully wipe it off his frn shirt.
his expression should be like this --> and finally when he successfully wipe it off his frn shirt.
Confirm one.
Today's discussion topics:
1. Will you go 1 to 1 holiday with a dumbfark?
2. Can a esshole and a dumbfark be buddies?
Confirm one.
Today's discussion topics:
1. Will you go 1 to 1 holiday with a dumbfark?
2. Can a esshole and a dumbfark be buddies?
from 1-1 holiday become 2-1 ...
from 1-1 holiday become 2-1 ...
Times are bad, $$$ no enouff, need to think of ways to get a free fark.
Hand rough, wait tio blisters. Hmmm.....bicycle tire ...nah...too big hor?
Times are bad, $$$ no enouff, need to think of ways to get a free fark.
Hand rough, wait tio blisters. Hmmm.....bicycle tire ...nah...too big hor?
i heard sailors use sotongs.
i heard sailors use sotongs.
Heard niah lah, wait after using, fry with sambal balachan and serve. EEeeeeeeewwwwwwww............
his expression should be like this --> and finally when he successfully wipe it off his frn shirt.
the whole scene was witness by my wife then
Confirm one.
Today's discussion topics:
1. Will you go 1 to 1 holiday with a dumbfark?
2. Can a esshole and a dumbfark be buddies?
sure why not?
if got this dumb i volunteer!
Heard niah lah, wait after using, fry with sambal balachan and serve. EEeeeeeeewwwwwwww............
better than sashimi lor.
oi.. NSFW...
sorry sorry...forgot to put nsfw warning.
sit in a room sometimes take the privacy for granted.
sorry sorry...forgot to put nsfw warning.
sit in a room sometimes take the privacy for granted.
not everyone like u lor.. so good.. own room..
mine like internet cafe..
sure why not?
if got this dumb i volunteer!
I prefer her........yes, I'm choosy............
sorry sorry...forgot to put nsfw warning.
sit in a room sometimes take the privacy for granted.
Err...what privacy? Oh...own room....yeah, same here.
not everyone like u lor.. so good.. own room..
mine like internet cafe..
got some advantages la.
nsfw warning!
got some advantages la.
nsfw warning!
She's smoking.............
Err...what privacy? Oh...own room....yeah, same here.
then this one is for you bro.
nsfw warning!
I prefer her........yes, I'm choosy............
oh shiatte....hell yeah!
I luv the ballsI prefer her........yes, I'm choosy............
oh shiatte....hell yeah!
She is my favorite.
later my colleagues will doubt my gender preference leh.
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 23 November 2011 - 10:40 AM.
oi cheebs.. give warning leh...
later my colleagues will doubt my gender preference leh.
I already have doubts, no need them having any.
She is my favorite.
definitely the original girl with the volleyball and the 2nd one here.
athletic bodies are huge turn ons.
oi cheebs.. give warning leh...
later my colleagues will doubt my gender preference leh.
i thought you go neither ways?
just tell your colleagues kwa simi lan ciao?
Clothing store recruiting 'shirtless greeters'
Zenzen
inSing.com - 14 hrs 51 mins ago
Clothing store Abercrombie & Fitch is now recruiting "shirtless greeters"
The flagship store located at Knightsbridge in Orchard Road, had already courted controversy earlier with an ad featuring a topless man.
The man had been shown wearing jeans pulled so low that many Singaporeans felt it was obscene and should have been taken down.
Following the furore, the Advertising Standards Authority of Singapore (ASAS) ruled that the ad was "indecent" but lacked the legal rights to order the ad's removal.
The "indecent ad" was eventually taken down only when works were carried out on the external fa?ade of the building.
Netizens can't help but wonder if the store's upcoming "shirtless greeters" will be courting more controversy in largely conservative Singapore.
The flagship Abercrombie & Fitch store is scheduled to open on 15 December. Meanwhile, castings for "shirtless greeters" are now open.
oi cheebs.. give warning leh...
later my colleagues will doubt my gender preference leh.
does it matter nowadays?
does it matter nowadays?
it matters when they are as lau nang as u..
i thought you go neither ways?
just tell your colleagues kwa simi lan ciao?
Clothing store recruiting 'shirtless greeters'
Zenzen
inSing.com - 14 hrs 51 mins ago
Clothing store Abercrombie & Fitch is now recruiting "shirtless greeters"
The flagship store located at Knightsbridge in Orchard Road, had already courted controversy earlier with an ad featuring a topless man.
The man had been shown wearing jeans pulled so low that many Singaporeans felt it was obscene and should have been taken down.
Following the furore, the Advertising Standards Authority of Singapore (ASAS) ruled that the ad was "indecent" but lacked the legal rights to order the ad's removal.
The "indecent ad" was eventually taken down only when works were carried out on the external fa?ade of the building.
Netizens can't help but wonder if the store's upcoming "shirtless greeters" will be courting more controversy in largely conservative Singapore.
The flagship Abercrombie & Fitch store is scheduled to open on 15 December. Meanwhile, castings for "shirtless greeters" are now open.
wah.. confirm take leave tat day..
dun kw if can touch their abs or not hor..
wah.. confirm take leave tat day..
dun kw if can touch their abs or not hor..
last time i used to tell my ex gfs to go ahead...and keeping going don't stop.
last time i used to tell my ex gfs to go ahead...and keeping going don't stop.
u one of the male models tat day?
i thought you go neither ways?
just tell your colleagues kwa simi lan ciao?
Clothing store recruiting 'shirtless greeters'
Zenzen
inSing.com - 14 hrs 51 mins ago
Clothing store Abercrombie & Fitch is now recruiting "shirtless greeters"
The flagship store located at Knightsbridge in Orchard Road, had already courted controversy earlier with an ad featuring a topless man.
The man had been shown wearing jeans pulled so low that many Singaporeans felt it was obscene and should have been taken down.
Following the furore, the Advertising Standards Authority of Singapore (ASAS) ruled that the ad was "indecent" but lacked the legal rights to order the ad's removal.
The "indecent ad" was eventually taken down only when works were carried out on the external fa?ade of the building.
Netizens can't help but wonder if the store's upcoming "shirtless greeters" will be courting more controversy in largely conservative Singapore.
The flagship Abercrombie & Fitch store is scheduled to open on 15 December. Meanwhile, castings for "shirtless greeters" are now open.
woo...nice tits.
u one of the male models tat day?
sorry i don't qualify any more.
woo...nice tits.
gay bear???
gay bear???
i like the heart throb.. so cute.
definitely the original girl with the volleyball and the 2nd one here.
athletic bodies are huge turn ons.
I still prefer her.
gay bear???
The Village Bears. aka The Village People.
gay bear???
fwah, that is totally gay.
The Village Bears. aka The Village People.
a bear for christmas for every one here in tcss.
Lianhe Wanbao - 14 hrs 54 mins ago
Men falling for online sex con
Suggestive photos are posted in ads to lure men.
Con men are now pretending to be underage girls to blackmail men online.
More than ten men have fallen victim to such blackmail-cons, which are known to have started since March this year.
In the con, a person will pose as an underage girl offering sex on the internet.
Several suggestive photos will often be seen in ads under headings like "Cute schoolgirl looking for a different kind of fun with mature men", or "Sociable girl looking for casual fun with Caucasian men".
The "girls" all claim to be at least 18 years old in their posts.
When contacted, the "girl" will not answer the phone and will instead send an SMS to say that she is actually only 15 years old, and willing to have sex for cash.
After the offer for sex, the con victims will receive SMSes from the girl's supposed "father", threatening to bring the case to the police.
A short while later, victims will receive SMSes from a supposed "policeman" asking them to go to the station to assist in investigations.
At this point, the girl's "father" will SMS again to ask for money to drop the case.
A reporter checked out one such ad where a girl introduced herself as 15 years old, Chinese, 1.45m, 37kg, bust size 32B. The girl was offering sex services for $200.
Soon after contacting her, the reporter received SMSes from her "father" threatening to alert the police.
Soon, the reporter received SMSes from a "policeman" warning that soliciting with an underage girl is a crime, and instructing the recipient of the SMS to go to the station the next day for investigations.
However, the "policeman" also suggests for the parties involved to resolve the matter themselves.
After a while, the "father" sent more SMSes asking for $5,000 to drop the case.
The reporter responded by bargaining the price down to $3,000, and the "father" quickly sent over his bank account number.
A lawyer says that in such cases, the conmen and the victims may all be committing various crimes. But if the case is proven to be a con, the victim will likely not be charged.
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 22 November 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
They watched too much "To Catch A Predator on CNBC"
well all i can say is that these sick pedobears deserves this and more.
zzz
think i will go home to do that
AsiaOne
Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011
SINGAPORE - Every day, four or five people in Singapore try to kill themselves, and at least one succeeds.
More alarmingly, doctors and social workers say people attempting suicide appear to be getting younger and younger, The Straits Times reported.
While the elderly used to make up the majority of suicidal people, the number is seeing a gradual move towards those in their 30s and 40s, triggered by issues such as failed relationships and debts, said Ms Esther Lim, head of medical social services at the Singapore General Hospital.
Most attempted suicides which end up at hospitals involve an overdose of medication. Some try to slash their wrists.
For older folks, often the triggers stem from loneliness, frustration or pain from an illness or disability, said Ms Lim.
Professor Kua Ee Heok, a senior psychiatrist at the National University Hospital, said the lower numbers of elderly people attempting suicide may be due to the rising awareness among general practitioners to look out for older patients who complain of headaches or sleepless nights as often suffering from depression as the underlying cause.
He said that he hopes to further reduce the rate of elderly suicides by starting a programme designed to stave off depression in old people by keeping them active physically, socially and mentally.
The programme, which will likely take place at Jurong Point shopping complex, will encourage elderly folks to go to the centre twice a week for activities such as Taiji and singing.
Each individual will be assigned a case manager to help them fill up their calenders with activities and ensure they take their medication in a timely manner.
The hospital is currently recruiting experienced nurses to run the programme.
think i will go home to do that
yeah.. u should.. be more considerate and not further spread ur germs to ur colleagues..
yeah.. u should.. be more considerate and not further spread ur germs to ur colleagues..
i dun have many people in the office, can count with one hand with spare
4 or 5 people attempt suicide every day
i think i will do just that too
i think i will do just that too
wat just bcoz u lau sai?
if tats the case, dun go anywhere near any reservoir ok?
i think i will do just that too
knn life is beautiful ok?
wat just bcoz u lau sai?
if tats the case, dun go anywhere near any reservoir ok?
knn lau sai only want to commit suicide...use a c--k...i meant cork!
wat just bcoz u lau sai?
if tats the case, dun go anywhere near any reservoir ok?
they say the water is still clean after so many death, so lau sai is nothing compare to those...
Radx always squat there to do business one
Edited by Jman888, 23 November 2011 - 12:32 PM.
knn life is beautiful ok?
you always show the beautiful picture but cannot eat, ????
they say the water is still clean after so many death, so lau sai is nothing compare to those...
Radx always squat there to do business one
you always show the beautiful picture but cannot eat, ????
eat?? like this?
Bro,that's why god gave us hands.you always show the beautiful picture but cannot eat, ????
you always show the beautiful picture but cannot eat, ????
sure u can..
print the pictures out, burn and soak ashes into 300ml of water.
and drink it.
I think this way,he can Lau sai foreversure u can..
print the pictures out, burn and soak ashes into 300ml of water.
and drink it.
sure u can..
print the pictures out, burn and soak ashes into 300ml of water.
and drink it.
cure lau sai at the same time
cure lau sai at the same time
you really want to try RB's alternative med?
medicines don't anyhow take hor.
you really want to try RB's alternative med?
medicines don't anyhow take hor.
think he prolly lau until his brain cannot function properly..
poor chap..
they say the water is still clean after so many death, so lau sai is nothing compare to those...
Radx always squat there to do business one
Ello, he don't do thatok, he just Cuchi pantat.
think he prolly lau until his brain cannot function properly..
poor chap..
maybe just need a wake up call.
think i will go home to do that
I am exactly doing that
I am exactly doing that
i just woke up from that
i think i will do just that too
I am exactly doing that too.
i just woke up from that
try waking up from the next activity
I am exactly doing that too.
er....sorry we no have coffin your size now....pls try agaoin later
try waking up from the next activity
u never watch twilight ah
I am exactly doing that too.
i think sometimes u have identity crisis.
sometimes u r a bear. other time, a cat.
i just woke up from that
You going Sitex tomorrow? Me out this round, not because no shirt, CB,
got huge shitty meeting going on. Fark.
u never watch twilight ah
did u??????????????????????????????
i think sometimes u have identity crisis.
sometimes u r a bear. other time, a cat.
You calling my bro a pussy??
did u??????????????????????????????
naaaaaaaah...no one in their normal mind watches a bunch of gay faggot vampires running arnd
You calling my bro a pussy??
HE IS A PUSSY...PERIOD
You calling my bro a pussy??
y u call him pussy?
naaaaaaaah...no one in their normal mind watches a bunch of gay faggot vampires running arnd
phew.. for a moment.. i tot we lost u ..
y u call him pussy?
who puts hello kitty as avatar has to be pussy
phew.. for a moment.. i tot we lost u ..
and yes, i hate Justin Bieber too......
and yes, i hate Justin Bieber too......
he lesbian.
he lesbian.
...that bitch
HE IS A PUSSY...PERIOD
Oh... ok.
Hey Bro. Radx says you're a PUSSY, so that makes me a Pussy's Brother?
Oh... ok.
Hey Bro. Radx says you're a PUSSY, so that makes me a Pussy's Brother?
you mean the OTHER barrel?
who puts hello kitty as avatar has to be pussy
and yes, i hate Justin Bieber too......
Faggot!
you mean the OTHER barrel?
I'm already a brother to one pussy. I guess another won't make much of a difference.
I'm already a brother to one pussy. I guess another won't make much of a difference.
true true
and yes, i hate Justin Bieber too......
u never watch twilight ah
so b/w her and selena gomez.. who u think more chio?
so b/w her and selena gomez.. who u think more chio?
i don't think of young girls as chio.
i don't think of young girls as chio.
oh sorry.. wrong term to use?
oh sorry.. wrong term to use?
nah...maybe you are using the right terms.
don't forget i'm just a out of touch old man.
nah...maybe you are using the right terms.
don't forget i'm just a out of touch old man.
u lau nang too?????
this thread is becoming a gathering for the elderly..
lao lang chu. (old folks home)
i don't think of young girls as chio.
Young girls nowadays are not chio, all are just TRYING SO FARKING HARD to look cute.
Contact lenses to enlarge the (not bobs RB, not boobies) pupils, making their lips curl up
to look cute, fark sake. If you're born cute and sweet, no need to do all that stupid actions.
Right not RB? RB, next time take peekture, don't open your mouth so big, so ugly one leh.
u lau nang too?????
this thread is becoming a gathering for the elderly..
lao lang chu. (old folks home)
but at least this lau lang know how to google to know why you talking about this gomez girl.
Young girls nowadays are not chio, all are just TRYING SO FARKING HARD to look cute.
Contact lenses to enlarge the (not bobs RB, not boobies) pupils, making their lips curl up
to look cute, fark sake. If you're born cute and sweet, no need to do all that stupid actions.
Right not RB? RB, next time take peekture, don't open your mouth so big, so ugly one leh.
cb...and the farking caterpillar on the eyes...knn
i don't think of young girls as chio.
u farking geriatric
cb...and the farking caterpillar on the eyes...knn
wat caterpillar??
Young girls nowadays are not chio, all are just TRYING SO FARKING HARD to look cute.
Contact lenses to enlarge the (not bobs RB, not boobies) pupils, making their lips curl up
to look cute, fark sake. If you're born cute and sweet, no need to do all that stupid actions.
Right not RB? RB, next time take peekture, don't open your mouth so big, so ugly one leh.
that one is sibeh chio ok!
cb...and the farking caterpillar on the eyes...knn
TWO, caterpillars hor, one one each eye.
wat caterpillar??
False eyelashes lah.
that one is sibeh chio ok!
Mouth sibey big leh.
False eyelashes lah.
sorry hor.. those r real ok.. i never had falsies b4..
we know. those are real fake eyelashes.sorry hor.. those r real ok.. i never had falsies b4..
u farking geriatric
we know. those are real fake eyelashes.
huat sio at it's best!
i think sometimes u have identity crisis.
sometimes u r a bear. other time, a cat.
It is the role playing thing you know, nurses, maids, dungeon master stuffs like that.
Mouth sibey big leh.
It is the role playing thing you know, nurses, maids, dungeon master stuffs like that.
how abt ong.k.L?
you going home early again today?
u wan to follow him home?
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