i think her account kena hacked
She kana hacked.....................................................by me.
MU you come and ask me.
can ask all of us? together?
Bright and sunny in the West. We are playing outdoors.
can ask all of us? together?
steady.. u brother brother..
steady.. u brother brother..
u ever see a chicken farking an elephant b4?
wow...all wet lor
u ever see a chicken farking an elephant b4?
Wouldn't be as bad as elephant farking chicken.
If chicken have 4 legs, then we'll get 4 drumsticks, right?
Edited by Bavarian, 19 October 2011 - 03:02 PM.
1. Prawn without shell
2. Fish without bones
3. Chicken with 4 legs
4. Chicken with midwings only
5. Crab with 4 claws and no shell
Food Wish - Genetic Engineering for the Masses
1. Prawn without shell
2. Fish without bones
3. Chicken with 4 legs
4. Chicken with midwings only
5. Crab with 4 claws and no shell
6. fish without bones
6. fish without bones
It is already in point 2 lah. That's the reason I eat fishcakes& fillets. No bones.
It is already in point 2 lah. That's the reason I eat fishcakes& fillets. No bones.
WOOPS!!!! i must be blind and sleeping at the same time!
Food Wish - Genetic Engineering for the Masses
1. Prawn without shell
2. Fish without bones
3. Chicken with 4 legs
4. Chicken with midwings only
5. Crab with 4 claws and no shell
Pussies without hairs.
Food Wish - Genetic Engineering for the Masses
1. Prawn without shell
2. Fish without bones
3. Chicken with 4 legs
4. Chicken with midwings only
5. Crab with 4 claws and no shell
i wouldn't dare to eat or i may have two mouth by then
Food Wish - Genetic Engineering for the Masses
1. Prawn without shell
2. Fish without bones
3. Chicken with 4 legs
4. Chicken with midwings only
5. Crab with 4 claws and no shell
7. $ without work
8. durian without seed
Pussies without hairs.
that one we have one here.....
birds without feathers
WOOPS!!!! i must be blind and sleeping at the same time!
1.employee that dun sleep or eat
try ?? also no bones...n high in fibreIt is already in point 2 lah. That's the reason I eat fishcakes& fillets. No bones.
1.employee that dun sleep or eat = god
????????
btw, rain stop
???!!
robot lor...
robot jia dian/dian tor. some solar power.
that one we have one here.....
birds without feathers
Got metal teeth, like ALIENS, only this species is call AHLIANS.
ALIENS: IN SPACE< NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM.
AHLIANS: IN HER SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR HER SCREAM.
true hor weau hahaharobot jia dian/dian tor. some solar power.
???!!
????????? Moves your bodies to the beats!!
Got metal teeth, like ALIENS, only this species is call AHLIANS.
ALIENS: IN SPACE< NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM.
AHLIANS: IN HER SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR HER SCREAM.
Ah Lians II, Return of the Lian - In space, she give you ice-cream
Got metal teeth, like ALIENS, only this species is call AHLIANS.
ALIENS: IN SPACE< NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM.
AHLIANS: IN HER SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR HER SCREAM.
if she ask me "who r u?" .....u confirm can hear her screaming
Got metal teeth, like ALIENS, only this species is call AHLIANS.
ALIENS: IN SPACE< NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM.
AHLIANS: IN HER SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR HER SCREAM.
bring ur ear closer.
Ah Lians II, Return of the Lian - In space, she give you ice-cream
what frayvor u wants?
what frayvor u wants?
Kokolat and soo-tall-beri.
what frayvor u wants?
Do you consider yourself ah lian?
Do you consider yourself ah lian?
in typical stereotype point of view, yes. i curse, haz tattoos and smokings.
in typical stereotype point of view, yes. i curse, haz tattoos and smokings.
pls u r not lah
in typical stereotype point of view, yes. i curse, haz tattoos and smokings.
Like that not counted lah. I see many OL in Shenton now also have all 3. Ah Lian must curse in a particular tone, dragging the Naaaaaa beh with nasal tone followed by PCB allegro. Tattoo also must have love-love forever to to ah Beng long gone, most likely in Changi.
Like that not counted lah. I see many OL in Shenton now also have all 3. Ah Lian must curse in a particular tone, dragging the Naaaaaa beh with nasal tone followed by PCB allegro. Tattoo also must have love-love forever to to ah Beng long gone, most likely in Changi.
budden.... ........ ......... i'm in loyang 5 days a week.
btw, now the rumbling from heaven reaches Joolong.
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Edited by Bavarian, 19 October 2011 - 03:46 PM.
That makes you ulu kuku. not ah lian.
btw, now the rumbling from heaven reaches Joolong.
Is this accurate??
oh.. heng ah...
also, in other news;
SINGAPORE: A waterspout was spotted at sea off Raffles Marina in the Tuas area on Tuesday morning.
Fifty-two-year-old technician Ng Cheng Soon was in the vicinity when he spotted the natural phenomenon at around 11am.
"I ... noticed something that looked like a small tornado," said Mr Ng.
He added that the waterspout dissipated about 15 minutes later.
The National Environment Agency said waterspouts are not expected to cause danger to lives and property on land.
However, even though they are usually weaker than tornadoes, they can still cause significant damage to boats in the water.
Like that not counted lah. I see many OL in Shenton now also have all 3. Ah Lian must curse in a particular tone, dragging the Naaaaaa beh with nasal tone followed by PCB allegro. Tattoo also must have love-love forever to to ah Beng long gone, most likely in Changi.
are you working a better definition of Ah Lian in Wiki?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ah_Lian
shan sui? u mean turtle soup?Hunger... maybe eat Shan Sui later. Rainy day eat sio-sio soup.
shan sui? u mean turtle soup?
think he refer to soup restaurant
Edited by Jman888, 19 October 2011 - 04:18 PM.
Ah Lians II, Return of the Lian - In space, she give you ice-cream
Powerful movie bro. very moving and earth shattering.
can't believe I'm really having chee chiong fun and milo now!!
think u r the 3rd easiest to read in this thread
if she ask me "who r u?" .....u confirm can hear her screaming
I know, damn high pitch one.
bring ur ear closer.
wanna lick ah? mai lah.
can't believe I'm really having chee chiong fun and milo now!!
think he refer to soup restaurant
soup restaurant tot is call..san zhong liang jian?
Do you consider yourself ah lian?
She better, if not, I'll label her a SumPatChi. You know, the woman version of SumPatMan?
err.. if in high pitch ..she will be shouting "wrong hole!!!"I know, damn high pitch one.
can't believe I'm really having chee chiong fun and milo now!!
but why isit so unbelievable? not SOP meh?
Edited by Rainbowbiatch, 19 October 2011 - 04:22 PM.
in typical stereotype point of view, yes. i curse, haz tattoos and smokings.
knn, you still considered Saint as compared with some others. Now go roll on bed again, and laugh loudly.
knn, you still considered Saint as compared with some others. Now go roll on bed again, and laugh loudly.
i very sleepy.. tonite go home hibernate 12hrs..
wake up then i roll can?
Like that not counted lah. I see many OL in Shenton now also have all 3. Ah Lian must curse in a particular tone, dragging the Naaaaaa beh with nasal tone followed by PCB allegro. Tattoo also must have love-love forever to to ah Beng long gone, most likely in Changi.
Narr...RB I will kah kah vouch for her. Because she's die die, bro. not as BAD as my SISTER!!
oh.. heng ah...
also, in other news;
SINGAPORE: A waterspout was spotted at sea off Raffles Marina in the Tuas area on Tuesday morning.
Fifty-two-year-old technician Ng Cheng Soon was in the vicinity when he spotted the natural phenomenon at around 11am.
"I ... noticed something that looked like a small tornado," said Mr Ng.
He added that the waterspout dissipated about 15 minutes later.
The National Environment Agency said waterspouts are not expected to cause danger to lives and property on land.
However, even though they are usually weaker than tornadoes, they can still cause significant damage to boats in the water.
knn, chek chua come and say spotted waterspout, I go toilet pang sai flush also got inverse waterspout.
Angmo call whirlpool.
err.. if in high pitch ..she will be shouting "wrong hole!!!"
wrong hole is not shout liow, it's scream.
i very sleepy.. tonite go home hibernate 12hrs..
wake up then i roll can?
Must roll properly and laugh loud loud hor.
should be cursing liaowrong hole is not shout liow, it's scream.
but why isit so unbelievable? not SOP meh?
i went down, walking around thinking what to eat and i blank out for a while, when i took out my phone to surf mcf, then i realised i have finished the chee chiong fun and drinking the milo !!
you guys must have hypnotize me over internet
i went down, walking around thinking what to eat and i blank out for a while, when i took out my phone to surf mcf, then i realised i have finished the chee chiong fun and drinking the milo !!
you guys must have hypnotize me over internet
u sure tats the only thing dat happen? ur got notice weird stares at u? or ur pants wet? i went down, walking around thinking what to eat and i blank out for a while, when i took out my phone to surf mcf, then i realised i have finished the chee chiong fun and drinking the milo !!
you guys must have hypnotize me over internet
sign of old age
sign of old age
i think so too.... it happen quite often, think i should start playing mahjong again
you avatar still ????!! this time the backside
you avatar still ????!! this time the backside
see baackside ? better rite?
i think so too.... it happen quite often, think i should start playing mahjong again
err...i once in awhile will have too...walk into the room n completely forgotten what is my purpose of going in....nbz,,,,
playing mahjong good for brain but bad for heart wau hahaha
see baackside ? better rite?
u dun get the hint? he wants to see infront
u dun get the hint? he wants to see infront
cannot be. unless u have fetish for runways.
cannot be. unless u have fetish for runways.
nope...not me....i m not pilot...
u dun get the hint? he wants to see infront
looking for this?
looking for this?
or this?
looking for this?
hmm... this pair very familar
or this?
why always ????? not ????
or this?
actually men very funny...breast big or small nothing mah...y see liao will have reaction....i mean normal men
why always ????? not ????
bcoz ........ ... ......... i go and ask my dua neh neh frns ... get back to u in awhile..
actually men very funny...breast big or small nothing mah...y see liao will have reaction....i mean normal men
coz since young, cultivated while breast fed.
why always ????? not ????
depending on wat she is doing....
????
1. running
2. walking
3. gong down stairs
????
1. in gym...dun know wat is that machine's name
coz since young, cultivated while breast fed.
true hor....wau hahahaha....but my mum told me i never drink breast milk....
true hor....wau hahahaha....but my mum told me i never drink breast milk....
ohhh... u nv ah? no wonder..
ohhh... u nv ah? no wonder..
y? u want to feed me?
y? u want to feed me?
mine got nothing if u haven noticed..
but i can intro u one.. chock full of vitamins and nice to hold also.. MO.
mine got nothing if u haven noticed..
but i can intro u one.. chock full of vitamins and nice to hold also.. MO.
just nice.....COW's milk
mine got nothing if u haven noticed..
but i can intro u one.. chock full of vitamins and nice to hold also.. MO.
Next MU, I will castrate one and rape the other.......you two jaga hor.
Knn, even my wife and sister also jealous mine bigger then theirs.
they too much liao.,.Next MU, I will castrate one and rape the other.......you two jaga hor.
Knn, even my wife and sister also jealous mine bigger then theirs.
bully MO..
oie!!! WTF and RB..
dont bully MO okay. he is national treasure hor
they too much liao.,.
bully MO..
oie!!! WTF and RB..
dont bully MO okay. he is national treasure hor
national geographic u mean?
ok bye!
if we have. you will show iszicannot be. unless u have fetish for runways.
National Treasure.. AKA Pandanational geographic u mean?
ok bye!
Next MU, I will castrate one and rape the other.......you two jaga hor.
Knn, even my wife and sister also jealous mine bigger then theirs.
u mean rape me n castrate rb?...wau hahahahaha
did u go Ang mo kio lately? this guy in bra n panty...is it u? wau hahaha
National Treasure.. AKA Panda
wau hahahah
u mean rape me n castrate rb?...wau hahahahaha
did u go Ang mo kio lately? this guy in bra n panty...is it u? wau hahaha
I feel so unsafe in my estate now!!
National Treasure.. AKA Panda
You three confirmed dead.
WTF : I will slowly and painfully castrate you.
J22 : nbz bah cai, I will skin you, use the skin for LP bags, and the rest of you, on a pole,
Sizzeling over hot charcoal fire.
RB : rape you, too good for you, instead I will use a power grinder, grind all your braces...only a bit, then
Fill your mouth with nice warm seawater, then watch the braces rust.
Wahahahaha!
I feel so unsafe in my estate now!!
Yeah lor, you so slutty, whole estate ot safe oso lor.
Please go to postal code 398730.
Yeah lor, you so slutty, whole estate ot safe oso lor.
Please go to postal code 398730.
WHAT SLUTTY? I smack you gaogao then you know.
WHAT SLUTTY? I smack you gaogao then you know.
Come and try, and I'll rearrange your whole farkinng face, I'm not your
Regular Singaporean guy, who will stand and let you slap, before your hand can hit
My face, I promise you will get it first, standby plastic surgeon.
Come, come, try. Knncb boh kah si.
You three confirmed dead.
WTF : I will slowly and painfully castrate you.
J22 : nbz bah cai, I will skin you, use the skin for LP bags, and the rest of you, on a pole,
Sizzeling over hot charcoal fire.
RB : rape you, too good for you, instead I will use a power grinder, grind all your braces...only a bit, then
Fill your mouth with nice warm seawater, then watch the braces rust.
Wahahahaha!
on my way to work.. i was thinking..
jman = james may
WTF = hammon
radx = clarkson
and u, the stig. coz stig never see face one..
I feel so unsafe in my estate now!!
u live in AMK? good luck..but then again...he can be anywhere...
You three confirmed dead.
WTF : I will slowly and painfully castrate you.
J22 : nbz bah cai, I will skin you, use the skin for LP bags, and the rest of you, on a pole,
Sizzeling over hot charcoal fire.
RB : rape you, too good for you, instead I will use a power grinder, grind all your braces...only a bit, then
Fill your mouth with nice warm seawater, then watch the braces rust.
Wahahahaha!
nbz
....i dun steam ...see how r u going to find my kkj wau hahahaha Come and try, and I'll rearrange your whole farkinng face, I'm not your
Regular Singaporean guy, who will stand and let you slap, before your hand can hit
My face, I promise you will get it first, standby plastic surgeon.
Come, come, try. Knncb boh kah si.
I think her smack u gao gao...is when u doggy n she piak ur butt......kinky lor
on my way to work.. i was thinking..
jman = james may
WTF = hammon
radx = clarkson
and u, the stig. coz stig never see face one..
calling me joker ah
calling me joker ah
totally.. was laughing at myself when i was thinking about it...
totally.. was laughing at myself when i was thinking about it...
who is hammon?
on my way to work.. i was thinking..
jman = james may
WTF = hammon
radx = clarkson
and u, the stig. coz stig never see face one..
Hmm...look like hor?
nbz
Anal probe.
on my way to work.. i was thinking..
jman = james may
WTF = hammon
radx = clarkson
and u, the stig. coz stig never see face one..
I actually have an american friend call James may
Lianhe Wanbao - 13 hrs 22 mins ago
Unusual funeral serves 'Buddha Jumps Over The Wall'The funeral of Mr Chen Qi Yuan is a warm and happy affair.
An unusual "happy funeral" has been spotted at Hougang.
The funeral has three "firsts" in Singapore. Hawker stalls were set up at the wake, guests will be treated to "Buddha Jumps Over The Wall" and a valet parking service was set up for guests.
The deceased Chen Qi Yuan, passed away on 1 October. The aged entrepreneur started a business selling branded bags and retired decades ago. His nine children are all successful career men and women who have decided to organise a "happy" funeral to honour their father.
According to son-in-law Yang Shun Fa (51, Import/Export trader), Chen was a very sociable man and he used to lived in a bungalow in the Katong area. Six years ago, Chen decided to move with his wife to a HDB flat in Hougang. He would have coffee with friends and enjoy local delicacies in his free time.
Upon his demise, his family unanimously agreed that a "happy funeral" where his friends and family could gather to interact and bond would suit his style in life and death.
The unorthodox idea seems to have worked well.
Twelve traditional kopitiam-style hawker stalls have been set up at the funeral for guests to enjoy local delicacies. Costing about $30,000, they provide free local delicacies for guests, including laksa, Hokkien mee and carrot cake.
Tomorrow evening, 30 roast pigs and 400 sets of "Buddha Jumps Over The Wall" will be served to guests. Five valets will also be on hand to help guests park their cars.
While funeral operators exclaim that such arrangements are truly a first in Singapore, guests are quite happy with the whole set up. The funeral is in fact bustling with guests enjoying the good food and warm atmosphere.
The Members of Parliament (MP) in Aljunied have also sent their condolences with a blanket listing the incumbent MPs' names. Among them, Chen Show Mao even took time out to visit the family two nights ago to pay his respects.
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 19 October 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
Lianhe Wanbao - 13 hrs 19 mins ago
Illegal petrol station pops up in TampinesThe illegal 'petrol station' in Tampines.
An illegal diesel-selling operation has popped up in Tampines.
Located at some open grounds near Tampines Ave 10, the illegal operation sells diesel at about 30 cents cheaper for every litre, compared to common petrol stations.
Reporters who visited the location spotted two refueling trucks parked on the open grounds. Within half an hour, six lorries came to refuel at the spot, followed by many more trucks.
These vehicles can save an estimated $10 for a full tank of diesel they buy.
When reporters spoke to the operator of the "station", the man admitted that the operation was illegal and revealed that his customers are mainly lorries and trucks from the nearby construction areas.
The Housing Development Board (HDB) has also verified with reporters that unauthorised parties are using the vacant grounds to peddle illegal diesel.
Those convicted for the illegal sale of diesel can be fined up to $1,000. Repeat offenders can be fined up to $4,000, or jailed up to 3 months, or both. The vehicles used in the operation will also be confiscated.
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 19 October 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
Edited by Greatbirdlegend, 20 October 2011 - 08:54 AM.
who is hammon?
hammon bery handsome one.... onli abit short..
I think her smack u gao gao...is when u doggy n she piak ur butt......kinky lor
Narr... I not hardup for sluts.
calling me joker ah
Eyh, last night my wife was saying to me,
My wife : "You two talk so loud, not paisay ah?"
Me : " No leh, I don't live that what!!"
Anal probe.
u ever heard of ???
Unusual funeral serves 'Buddha Jumps Over The Wall'
Lianhe Wanbao - 13 hrs 22 mins ago
Unusual funeral serves 'Buddha Jumps Over The Wall'The funeral of Mr Chen Qi Yuan is a warm and happy affair.
An unusual "happy funeral" has been spotted at Hougang.
The funeral has three "firsts" in Singapore. Hawker stalls were set up at the wake, guests will be treated to "Buddha Jumps Over The Wall" and a valet parking service was set up for guests.
The deceased Chen Qi Yuan, passed away on 1 October. The aged entrepreneur started a business selling branded bags and retired decades ago. His nine children are all successful career men and women who have decided to organise a "happy" funeral to honour their father.
According to son-in-law Yang Shun Fa (51, Import/Export trader), Chen was a very sociable man and he used to lived in a bungalow in the Katong area. Six years ago, Chen decided to move with his wife to a HDB flat in Hougang. He would have coffee with friends and enjoy local delicacies in his free time.
Upon his demise, his family unanimously agreed that a "happy funeral" where his friends and family could gather to interact and bond would suit his style in life and death.
The unorthodox idea seems to have worked well.
Twelve traditional kopitiam-style hawker stalls have been set up at the funeral for guests to enjoy local delicacies. Costing about $30,000, they provide free local delicacies for guests, including laksa, Hokkien mee and carrot cake.
Tomorrow evening, 30 roast pigs and 400 sets of "Buddha Jumps Over The Wall" will be served to guests. Five valets will also be on hand to help guests park their cars.
While funeral operators exclaim that such arrangements are truly a first in Singapore, guests are quite happy with the whole set up. The funeral is in fact bustling with guests enjoying the good food and warm atmosphere.
The Members of Parliament (MP) in Aljunied have also sent their condolences with a blanket listing the incumbent MPs' names. Among them, Chen Show Mao even took time out to visit the family two nights ago to pay his respects.
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 19 October 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
i've attended one funeral.
instead of the typical ching chong funeral chimes, we get progressive trance.the deceased is a party animal.
hammon bery handsome one.... onli abit short..
WEI!!!..short do u mean length or height?
WEI!!!..short do u mean length or height?
would love to know hammon's length.. but sorry.. i meant height.
AsiaOne | Tue, Oct 18 2011
Tourist feared eaten by cannibals
Remains belonging to a German explorer is believed to be found near a campfire on an island in the Pacifics.
Stefan Ramin, 40, is feared to have been eaten by natives - despite claims that they had stopped being cannibals decades ago.
While authorities have yet to confirm his identity, dental files show a positive match for the teeth found in the ash, reported The Sun.
Further DNA testings will be carried on the bones, a jaw, teeth and some melted metal - believed to be tooth fillings.
It is thought that he could have been cut into pieces before being roasted by a local tribe.
Ramin, a former business consultant, was travelling with his girlfriend Heike Dorsch, 37. The couple, who have been on a sailing expedition since 2008, landed on the island of Nuku Hiva, Northeast of Tahiti, on Sept 16.
He is believed to have gone off with a local guide on a goat hunt, a local tradition on the island.
The guide, Henri Haiti, later returned alone to Heike saying that there had been an accident and Ramin needs help.
But according to Heike, it was all a ploy to lure her into the jungle where Haiti allegedly chained her to a tree and attacked her.
Heike managed to free herself hours later to get help. She never saw her boyfriend.
Police launched an islandwide search for both Heike and Haiti, who remains missing.
maryanns.com.sg
Illegal petrol station pops up in Tampines
Lianhe Wanbao - 13 hrs 19 mins ago
Illegal petrol station pops up in TampinesThe illegal 'petrol station' in Tampines.
An illegal diesel-selling operation has popped up in Tampines.
Located at some open grounds near Tampines Ave 10, the illegal operation sells diesel at about 30 cents cheaper for every litre, compared to common petrol stations.
Reporters who visited the location spotted two refueling trucks parked on the open grounds. Within half an hour, six lorries came to refuel at the spot, followed by many more trucks.
These vehicles can save an estimated $10 for a full tank of diesel they buy.
When reporters spoke to the operator of the "station", the man admitted that the operation was illegal and revealed that his customers are mainly lorries and trucks from the nearby construction areas.
The Housing Development Board (HDB) has also verified with reporters that unauthorised parties are using the vacant grounds to peddle illegal diesel.
Those convicted for the illegal sale of diesel can be fined up to $1,000. Repeat offenders can be fined up to $4,000, or jailed up to 3 months, or both. The vehicles used in the operation will also be confiscated.
Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 19 October 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
This has been happening for donkey years already. Even Jurong and Bukit Batok also got.
u ever heard of ???
No, but you want I can help you.
Narr... I not hardup for sluts.
wau lau.....think she not so bad leh.....feeling tells me....if have chance to go in depth then i advise again
i've attended one funeral.
instead of the typical ching chong funeral chimes, we get progressive trance.the deceased is a party animal.
your friends all very happening?
would love to know hammon's length.. but sorry.. i meant height.
seebee hor...early morning dun flirt...old man cant take it one
wau lau.....think she not so bad leh.....feeling tells me....if have chance to go in depth then i advise again
I change taste very fast one.
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