oh... got show panties one iszi
Eyh, serious hor, GOT.
nope...lunch time go n see.....hahaha
nothing serious...just feel weak...tot ?????????????? ??? GU GU
You everyday think dirty things, and then wife don't gibe you tow liang, now sick lor, kana block lor.
i also want to buy one. but too expensive. and the cheapo imitation also cause more than $100.00
What and which one you looking for?
ok...just dun know y...always tired n weak....
errr...weekend just did it hahaha....she keep begging...so i no choice wau hahahahahaha
MOre like begging you NOT to, because boh lat.
MOre like begging you NOT to, because boh lat.
tink is WTF begging the wife to do it..
"pls la.. pleaseeee... jam aldy la... plss....."
You everyday think dirty things, and then wife don't gibe you tow liang, now sick lor, kana block lor.
i just being a normal man....who think abt sex every 7 sec
MOre like begging you NOT to, because boh lat.
see bee hahahaha
tink is WTF begging the wife to do it..
"pls la.. pleaseeee... jam aldy la... plss....."
tot should be ??????????????
these types.What and which one you looking for?
any of them actually
http://images.search...g...qry=&fr=sfp
tink is WTF begging the wife to do it..
"pls la.. pleaseeee... jam aldy la... plss....."
I also say.
these types.
any of them actually
http://images.search...g...qry=&fr=sfp
if just for the look but still press button, best denki also got sell
i just being a normal man....who think abt sex every 7 sec
That is not a man, that is a pervert.
i just being a normal man....who think abt sex every 7 sec
normal man think about sex every 7 sec??
i want the scroller type. that is why so expensiveif just for the look but still press button, best denki also got sell
these types.
any of them actually
http://images.search...g...qry=&fr=sfp
I have the candlestick phone, real vintage, no rotary dial, the bakelite phone, with dial.
I'm aiming for one rare piece.
You haveto be specific lah, all vintage phones you also want. Which one? Fake ones don't waste your time lah.
Abnormal man think about sex every 7 sec??
how come ur persian cat stick out the tongue???!!! SHO FUNNY!
They cleaning their fur.
normal man think about sex every 7 sec??
virgins....nowadays i think of money every 7 seconds.
i want the scroller type. that is why so expensive
What scroller type??
virgins....nowadays i think of money every 7 seconds.
of course, is either sex or money
3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, ...........
Edited by Jman888, 05 October 2011 - 12:14 PM.
virgins....nowadays i think of money every 7 seconds.
Same here, and every other second, I'm thinking of getting as much sleep as I can, when I can.
the first picture on the top righ... using company com.. too slow.I have the candlestick phone, real vintage, no rotary dial, the bakelite phone, with dial.
I'm aiming for one rare piece.
You haveto be specific lah, all vintage phones you also want. Which one? Fake ones don't waste your time lah.
anyway, confirm no money to buy one
Same here, and every other second, I'm thinking of getting as much sleep as I can, when I can.
i think of what to think after every 7 sec
of course, is either sex or money
3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, 3.5 sec sex, 3.5 sec $$, ...........
are you one of those guys i see walking around with blank looks on their faces and mumbling to themselves?
the first picture on the top righ... using company com.. too slow.
anyway, confirm no money to buy one
Which one lah CB, post the pic lah.
the first picture on the top righ... using company com.. too slow.
anyway, confirm no money to buy one
this one??
tink is WTF begging the wife to do it..
"pls la.. pleaseeee... jam aldy la... plss....."
probably just a 7 sec job?
i think of what to think after every 7 sec
Because you only have half a brain. You say one mah.
are you one of those guys i see walking around with blank looks on their faces and mumbling to themselves?
Yeah, and his place is at IMH.
probably just a 7 sec job?
We have Premature Ejaculation, which is longer then 7 seconds.
below 7 seconds is Immatured Ejaculation.
are you one of those guys i see walking around with blank looks on their faces and mumbling to themselves?
???
...???? ...??? ...???? ...???...????...???...????... sorry, this one.Which one lah CB, post the pic lah.
???
give me fiona xie...i think of her (racks) once every day.
this one is cool.
I had this one years ago, sold it off for a profit after restoring it.
sorry, this one.
This one is so easy to find, original and not as expensive as you may think it to be. Remind me before the next MU, I show you where.
Leaving my office for home now.
byeee!!!! safe flight and try and grab as much rest as u can on the play...
TRY ok!
Bon Voyage. I just slogged through 5 pages and just when I reached here, you left.
Bon Voyage. I just slogged through 5 pages and just when I reached here, you left.
next time faster, you have turbo now
his Z4 also turbo wornext time faster, you have turbo now
there's a study on that hahahaha..normal man think about sex every 7 sec??
but not applicable if you have big nei nei n can move...for reference pls refer to MO
his Z4 also turbo wor
Z4 no turbo leh...
next time faster, you have turbo now
Running in period. Slow & smooth. But I gave in to temptation and red-lined on the way to lunch just now.
Running in period. Slow & smooth. But I gave in to temptation and red-lined on the way to lunch just now.
where got such thing as run in period
just rev hard once its out of the showroom where got such thing as run in period
remind me not to buy your car next time.
remind me not to buy your car next time.
must travel below 80km/h or below right?
Who today boh lang??!!
7 early 8 early come here kao peiWho today boh lang??!!
good morning.....steve jobs just pass away....
in other news.
35-year-old tai-tai drowns in condo pool
Shin Min Daily News
inSing.com - 14 hrs 28 mins ago
A 35-year-old wealthy woman mysteriously drowned in a condominium swimming pool located in East Coast. Police was on scene for 4 hours to investigate the case.
The incident took place at 7am on Monday morning in a condominium at Fort Road around the East Coast area.
The deceased, Ruan Du An (translated), a 35 year-old Vietnamese, came from a wealthy family and is a mother of two. She was found face down in the pool wearing a one-piece suit and was pronounced dead that same morning.
The deceased lived with her husband in a unit in the condo where she drowned. It remains unknown how she died. Her body was discovered by a member of the public.
Shin Min Daily News reported that the deceased did not leave behind a suicide note, so she could have slipped and fell into the pool, resulting in her death.
MO, my story
http://singaporeseen...ppier_life.html
if this is a smart ass then why did it fell into an open hole?
It could have slipped and fell into the holeif this is a smart ass then why did it fell into an open hole?
It could have slipped and fell into the hole
yes i think most women have heard that before.
probably some men too.
in other news.
35-year-old tai-tai drowns in condo pool
Shin Min Daily News
inSing.com - 14 hrs 28 mins ago
A 35-year-old wealthy woman mysteriously drowned in a condominium swimming pool located in East Coast. Police was on scene for 4 hours to investigate the case.
The incident took place at 7am on Monday morning in a condominium at Fort Road around the East Coast area.
The deceased, Ruan Du An (translated), a 35 year-old Vietnamese, came from a wealthy family and is a mother of two. She was found face down in the pool wearing a one-piece suit and was pronounced dead that same morning.
The deceased lived with her husband in a unit in the condo where she drowned. It remains unknown how she died. Her body was discovered by a member of the public.
Shin Min Daily News reported that the deceased did not leave behind a suicide note, so she could have slipped and fell into the pool, resulting in her death.
this one should be accident.....i think this type of small condo..has no life guard on duty
Good morning.
running your script again?
this one should be accident.....i think this type of small condo..has no life guard on duty
Life...comes with no advance warning systems.
if this is a smart ass then why did it fell into an open hole?
Like that you also dont know?? he tio fever.
Life...comes with no advance warning systems.
yeah....trying not to take my love ones for granted....but sometimes...u unintentionally tends to do it....
must treasure our life n our love ones...
very sad, dun feel like talking
i fully understand your feeling........u can dun talk...just type ok
annoying frns started grp chat at 3am in the morning.
until woke up and cannot sleep aft tat.
i wan to delete my wassap.
annoying frns started grp chat at 3am in the morning.
until woke up and cannot sleep aft tat.
u should either put to slient or off your phone when u sleep... i always do that...
i wan to delete my wassap.
annoying frns started grp chat at 3am in the morning.
until woke up and cannot sleep aft tat.
wait till you have Siri
, you can start hearing them 'speak' beside your bed in the middle of the night i very sad, can lend me your shoulder?
i fully understand your feeling........u can dun talk...just type ok
?????????!
yeah....trying not to take my love ones for granted....but sometimes...u unintentionally tends to do it....
must treasure our life n our love ones...
true bro...i dedicate my 100% to my family nowadays.
never know when your ticket gets punched.
i wan to delete my wassap.
annoying frns started grp chat at 3am in the morning.
until woke up and cannot sleep aft tat.
Me ah?
u should either put to slient or off your phone when u sleep... i always do that...
cannot la.. in case got emergency calls how?
i wan to delete my wassap.
annoying frns started grp chat at 3am in the morning.
until woke up and cannot sleep aft tat.
why you leave your phone on throughout the night??
waiting for a special call?
Me ah?
3am leh.. halo. u 3am start grp chat meh? wait till you have Siri
i very sad, can lend me your shoulder?
wat happen? *pats*
why you leave your phone on throughout the night??
waiting for a special call?
i nv switch off my ph one..
wait till you have Siri
i very sad, can lend me your shoulder?
off it is the best...
cheap move hor....can i share with u?
i nv switch off my ph one..
so happening.
i wouldn't be surprise
cannot la.. in case got emergency calls how?
can call your fix line.......
i nv switch off my ph one..
i also nv off, but put silent, if anything happen i only get to know the next morning
can call your fix line.......
do you ever give out your home fix line number? or do you even remember that number?
Put on your lederhosen, raise your liter-mugs and embrace your inner German. It's Oktoberfest in Singapore!
By Kurt Ganapathy | published Sep 21, 2011
Magma German Wine Bistro & ShopPaulaner Br?uhausRedDot Brewhouse Boat QuayOktoberfest platter at Brotzeit
RedDot Brewhouse
Head to RedDot?s Boat Quay outlet from now till October 2 to enjoy their version of Oktoberfestbier along with a special Oktoberfest menu. There?ll also be Bavarian music and speed drinking contests on Fridays and Saturdays and if you show up in traditional German garb on those days after 6pm, you?ll get a free pint of beer to help put you in the Oktoberfest mood.
Magma German Wine Bistro + Shop
Offering the most authentic Oktoberfest cuisine in Singapore and wine in addition to beer (Oktoberfest revelers in Germany drink 125,000 liters of wine apparently), the normally tranquil Magma German Wine Bistro + Shop celebrates Oktoberfest through October 3.
Paulaner Brauhaus
With 6,000 liters of fresh Oktoberfestbier, classic Oktoberfest food and live music, Paulaner Brauhaus is a must-visit from September 30 to October 7 as they celebrate their 12th Oktoberfest in Singapore. Buy coupons for your pints before September 29 and you?ll get them for $16 nett and not $16.90++.
Brotzeit German Bier Bar & Restaurant
From October 3-9 at all Brotzeit outlets in Singapore, you?ll be able to knock back glasses of Paulaner Oktoberfestbier ($14.90 for a pint, $27.50 for a liter and $39.50 for a special liter can with a free mug) and tuck into a monumental Oktoberfest Platter ($168) which includes Bierbeisser sausages, garlic pork sandwiches, pork knuckle, pork chops, pork ribs along with sides of sauerkraut and wedges. If you?re at Brotzeit?s VivoCity outlet from October 6-9, you?ll also have authentic German entertainment in the form of the band AnTon and the Funny Guys.
Bar on 5
For one night only on October 5, Bar on 5 will celebrate Oktoberfest with free flow of Erdinger, pork knuckle, sausages and potato from 7-9pm for $30++ per person.
Clarke Quay
Held at Central Fountain Square, the celebration brings Erdinger promotions (these go on all month long), German food kiosks, waitresses in Dirndl, games like Ice Beer Smash and beer drinking competitions to Clarke Quay from October 7-8. There?ll also be live music from Highlander?s resident band DeJavu, and all sorts of German food from the traditional crispy pork knuckle and braised beef in vinegar, to the more contemporary chicken tikka currywurst and marsala fried chicken schnitzel. Admission is free.
Timbre The Substation
After a spirited debut in 2010, Timbre?s Singaporean take on Oktoberfest, Roktober!, is back from October 20-23 at the carpark of their Substation outlet. It?s a Timbre event so there?ll be live music, of course (The Marilyns, Cheating Sons, Pleasantry, Goodfellas, 53A, Raw Earth, Mel & Joe, to name a few), an Oktoberfest buffet (from $42.50), live screenings of the Rugby World Cup 2011, a beer pong championship and an eating contest. Heineken and Erdinger ($9 a cup) will also be flowing.
wait for teacher to call herwhy you leave your phone on throughout the night??
waiting for a special call?
can call your fix line.......
ah ha! i dun have a land line..
wait for teacher to call her
a not enough sleep woman, is a very very very cranky woman.
dun say i never warn u.
cannot la.. in case got emergency calls how?
ask yourself how many emergency calls that you have received in the past year that was really emergency?
The Star/Asia News Network
Wednesday, Oct 05, 2011
KUALA LUMPUR: The female Immigration officer who carried out a body search on two Singaporean women, during which they were told to strip naked and perform nude squats, carried out her responsibilities and duties well.
Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein said in a written reply to Fong Po Kuan (DAP - Batu Gajah) that based on a probe, the officer had also carried these out in an orderly manner.
"The probe also found that both the Singaporeans had entered the country via a closed counter on June 9. At that time, no officer was on duty," he said.
The women, said Hishammuddin, were detained under Section 6(1)� of the Immigration Act for entering and being in Malaysia without a valid pass.
"Both were then taken to the Pekan Nanas detention depot, where they had to undergo an inspection, a procedure for all new arrivals," he said.
The inspection, added Hishammuddin, was according to that stated under the depot's Standard Operating Procedure.
ask yourself how many emergency calls that you have received in the past year that was really emergency?
a couple of them. i kid u not. running your script again?
10 year series.
wow...your life is much more exciting then mine.
a not enough sleep woman, is a very very very cranky woman.
dun say i never warn u.
my wife couldn't sleep the whole night too... think was because of the coffee i made for her
lucky she didn't disturb me in the middle of the night
do you ever give out your home fix line number? or do you even remember that number?
wau hahaha.....only my parents n in laws knows....never give friends...wau hahaha
true hor...actually did tot of cancel it
i know cranky woman very hot in beda not enough sleep woman, is a very very very cranky woman.
dun say i never warn u.
wait for teacher to call her
maybe hor....then shld be to slient & place near sensitive area......will shiver when he calls
my wife couldn't sleep the whole night too... think was because of the coffee i made for her
lucky she didn't disturb me in the middle of the night
lucky?
HENG AH! Um Si Wah ah!!
I'm damn tired and cranky. ............. "I see "dead people" now........."
HENG AH! Um Si Wah ah!!
I'm damn tired and cranky. ............. "I see "dead people" now........."
'dead people' walking that you are going to 'off' today?
my wife couldn't sleep the whole night too... think was because of the coffee i made for her
lucky she didn't disturb me in the middle of the night
thanks for the idea Bro.....will make her coffee today
HENG AH! Um Si Wah ah!!
I'm damn tired and cranky. ............. "I see "dead people" now........."
u cranky now?....then u must be HOT in bed....according to J22's theory
thanks for the idea Bro.....will make her coffee today
so you want her to 'disturb' or 'not disturb' you??
whole night is very long time you know?
thanks for the idea Bro.....will make her coffee today
later she pour it over ur head. any head oso can as long as e kopi is still hot.
later she pour it over ur head. any head oso can as long as e kopi is still hot.
now you are cranky and evil
so you want her to 'disturb' or 'not disturb' you??
whole night is very long time you know?
disturb me....beg me wau hahahahaha...
yeah...??????????whole night...means i got alot of ? errr... i mean ...?
disturb me....beg me wau hahahahaha...
yeah...??????????whole night...means i got alot of ? errr... i mean ...?
yah... ?? (15 min) is enough, whole night? no way
later she pour it over ur head. any head oso can as long as e kopi is still hot.
ssss.....so kinky...cant wait
i nv switch off my ph one..
I leave my phone in the hall when I reach home and on 'Soft' mode. If I hear, means I am not really asleep. If I sleep then it can wait.
Used to sleep beside my phone expecting "emergencies" until I realize the world goes on even if I am sleeping. Nothing really that urgent that it cannot wait until tomorrow. Also, received some marketing call in the middle of the night from god knows where. Feel like murdering those mfkers.
Never had a land line for the last 12 years.
The problem with mobile phone is the caller expects me to be free anytime. What happened to "He is taking a shower, can you call back later?" or "He is sleeping, I'll ask him to call you."??? I don't expect them to know I am taking a nap but at least I know I want to sleep for the next 2 hours so too bad.
I leave my phone in the hall when I reach home and on 'Soft' mode. If I hear, means I am not really asleep. If I sleep then it can wait.
Used to sleep beside my phone expecting "emergencies" until I realize the world goes on even if I am sleeping. Nothing really that urgent that it cannot wait until tomorrow. Also, received some marketing call in the middle of the night from god knows where. Feel like murdering those mfkers.
Never had a land line for the last 12 years.
The problem with mobile phone is the caller expects me to be free anytime. What happened to "He is taking a shower, can you call back later?" or "He is sleeping, I'll ask him to call you."??? I don't expect them to know I am taking a nap but at least I know I want to sleep for the next 2 hours so too bad.
what if it wake the rest of the family members up where you still sleeping?
my company give me a phone, suppose to be on standby... it hardly hardly ring after work! so i always leave it in my bag as long as i am not in the office, if i miss a call in friday evening, yes i only return call on Monday morning, so defeat the purpose
yah... ?? (15 min) is enough, whole night? no way
true..old liao..she wants ?? confirm Onz her......?? can try....
?? tml dun need to go out of house liao.... ?? forget it
i believe moblie phone is suppose to provide us with convenient...not to keep us on our toes every now n then...I leave my phone in the hall when I reach home and on 'Soft' mode. If I hear, means I am not really asleep. If I sleep then it can wait.
Used to sleep beside my phone expecting "emergencies" until I realize the world goes on even if I am sleeping. Nothing really that urgent that it cannot wait until tomorrow. Also, received some marketing call in the middle of the night from god knows where. Feel like murdering those mfkers.
Never had a land line for the last 12 years.
The problem with mobile phone is the caller expects me to be free anytime. What happened to "He is taking a shower, can you call back later?" or "He is sleeping, I'll ask him to call you."??? I don't expect them to know I am taking a nap but at least I know I want to sleep for the next 2 hours so too bad.
so when i resting or sleeping...i off or slient it....provided i expecting a call
I leave my phone in the hall when I reach home and on 'Soft' mode. If I hear, means I am not really asleep. If I sleep then it can wait.
Used to sleep beside my phone expecting "emergencies" until I realize the world goes on even if I am sleeping. Nothing really that urgent that it cannot wait until tomorrow. Also, received some marketing call in the middle of the night from god knows where. Feel like murdering those mfkers.
Never had a land line for the last 12 years.
The problem with mobile phone is the caller expects me to be free anytime. What happened to "He is taking a shower, can you call back later?" or "He is sleeping, I'll ask him to call you."??? I don't expect them to know I am taking a nap but at least I know I want to sleep for the next 2 hours so too bad.
u mean.. it is not understood tat 3am is SUPPOSE TO BE SLEEPING?!
ALL of us (same clique) all have office hours job.
the 2 monkey added 10 of us in the group chat. so happen tat the 2 kukubirds are on long leave and they STARTED CHATTING AWAY!
*kick bear's paw*
what if it wake the rest of the family members up where you still sleeping?
my company give me a phone, suppose to be on standby... it hardly hardly ring after work! so i always leave it in my bag as long as i am not in the office, if i miss a call in friday evening, yes i only return call on Monday morning, so defeat the purpose
It is very soft mode. Can hardly hear from the rooms. I just give it a cursory check when I passby.
i believe moblie phone is suppose to provide us with convenient...not to keep us on our toes every now n then...
so when i resting or sleeping...i off or slient it....provided i expecting a call
not say expecting emergency calls. *touch wood* i hope not oso..
but 2yrs ago, my grandma sudd coma and go hospital in the wee hours and my ph was on silent.
LUCKY i wasnt asleep yet. otherwise i would have missed my last chance of seeing her alive... ................
u mean.. it is not understood tat 3am is SUPPOSE TO BE SLEEPING?!
ALL of us (same clique) all have office hours job.
the 2 monkey added 10 of us in the group chat. so happen tat the 2 kukubirds are on long leave and they STARTED CHATTING AWAY!
*kick bear's paw*
That's the downside with group chat or anything thing with a group of people. Difficult to conform.
Some people's lifestyle is different. This group chat thing is still new so probably takes some time before the acceptable etiquette sets in.
We are still trying to establish & practise handphone etiquette after so many years.
That's the downside with group chat or anything thing with a group of people. Difficult to conform.
Some people's lifestyle is different. This group chat thing is still new so probably takes some time before the acceptable etiquette sets in.
We are still trying to establish & practise handphone etiquette after so many years.
*kick handphone*
so... enjoying your car?
oh....actually true also....coz u dont have a fix line....not say expecting emergency calls. *touch wood* i hope not oso..
but 2yrs ago, my grandma sudd coma and go hospital in the wee hours and my ph was on silent.
LUCKY i wasnt asleep yet. otherwise i would have missed my last chance of seeing her alive... ................
nowadays people...no mobile phone = lost touch with the world liao
only refer to char bor... man boh gao kun bad in bed one.u cranky now?....then u must be HOT in bed....according to J22's theory
only refer to char bor... man boh gao kun bad in bed one.
wau hahaha...shake half way fall asleep sure kana punch
no enough slp can get hard or not another issue liaowau hahaha...shake half way fall asleep sure kana punch
*kick handphone*
so... enjoying your car?
Try ignoring your HP for 24 hours when you are on leave or weekend. You might have some enlightenment. Sometimes I go places where I don't get signal for a few days. It is not that bad.
Yes, enjoying the car massively.
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