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Tok Kok Sing Song Thread - Part 2 part 63

  • 07 October 2011 - 06:44 PM
    Mazdaowner
    Boy, I'm soo damn tired. :(
  • 08 October 2011 - 07:31 AM
    Bavarian

    Boy, I'm soo damn tired. :(

    How are things going bro? You were Mia for 24 hrs.
  • 10 October 2011 - 08:42 AM
    Greatbirdlegend
    busy week for everyone? biggrin.gif

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    Childless couple learns how to have sex



    Lianhe Wanbao - 12 hrs 57 mins ago

    A couple failed to consummate their marriage and had to learn how to have sex from a doctor.

    The 38-year-old couple, both civil servants, were married at 26 years old. They could not have children for the past 12 years and approached a doctor for help.

    After being interviewed by the doctor, it was found that the couple did not have children because they have not consummated their marriage.

    The doctor found that whenever the couple tried to have sex, the woman would cramp up because she was too nervous. As her husband did not want to cause her pain, he eventually gave up trying to consummate the marriage.

    According to Dr Kumar, a senior consultant at the Gleneagles Hospital Gynaecology department, more than 90% of sex-related problems in women are a result of psychological issues. This includes the cramps that the woman was experiencing.

    He said, "Painful sex as a result of the vagina cramping up is mainly due to psychological barriers in the woman. This could be due to a lack of sexual knowledge or due to the woman's views toward sex. She could be very reserved or think that sex is a dirty act.

    In the case of the 38-year-old couple, the woman had believed that she has a very small and narrow vagina. She was also very afraid of pain. This resulted in her cramping up and her fears coming true.

    Despite counselling and learning relaxing techniques, the couple still failed to achieve intercourse. Finally, Dr Kumar put the woman on the operating table and sedated her to relax her muscles. The gynaecologist then showed her that her vagina is not as small as she thought it was.

    The couple eventually managed to consummate their marriage and the woman became pregnant four months later.

    According to doctors, 50% of Singaporean women experience some form of sexual dysfunction but most of them do not seek help. Most of these women develop problems between the ages of 25 and 35. Women between 45 and 65 also experience these problems due to menopause.

    Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 9 October 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
  • 10 October 2011 - 08:43 AM
    Greatbirdlegend
    PRC Gigolo cheats man of money and love

    Shin Min Daily News - 12 hrs 36 mins ago



    A man is sharing his experience of being cheated by his gigolo ex-boyfriend.

    34-year-old Peter says he was cheated of $40,000 by his former gigolo boyfriend and nearly even enacted a will to leave part of his assets to the gigolo.

    Peter works as a manager and claims to make more than $10,000 a month. He ended a relationship in March this year and started looking for comfort from other sources.

    He got to know a Chinese national gigolo through a website and began dating the man by paying him $200 to $500 each time. The gigolo appeared very sincere towards Peter and comforted Peter when he was heartbroken.

    "I did not want him servicing other clients, so he offered to be 'mine' for $20,000 a month. I offered him $10,000 and he moved in with me immediately," Peter said.

    Peter recalled that the gigolo often praised him for being very special and different from his other clients. The gigolo also won Peter's heart by giving Peter a ring as a present.

    "I felt that he was sincere towards me, so I went with him to a lawyer to enact a will to leave part of my assets for him," Peter said.

    Luckily for Peter, his lawyer noticed that he was emotionally unstable at the time, so the lawyer declined to draw up his will for him then.

    Peter added that the gigolo had used a fake photo in his internet ad. The ad had shown a well-built man with six-pack abs, but the gigolo was plump in person and even had a belly.

    However, Peter did not mind the deception as he found the gigolo well-spoken in person.

    Peter later found out that these Chinese national gigolos would hang around on the streets in Chinatown looking for clients. According to Peter, the gigolos can only stay in Singapore for short periods, so they try to make more money by getting clients to take them as "kept men".

    Peter now regrets his affair and hopes to share his lesson with the public by sharing his experience.

    Source: Shin Min Daily News, 9 October 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:04 AM
    Whathefish

    busy week for everyone? biggrin.gif

    ---

    Childless couple learns how to have sex



    Lianhe Wanbao - 12 hrs 57 mins ago

    A couple failed to consummate their marriage and had to learn how to have sex from a doctor.

    The 38-year-old couple, both civil servants, were married at 26 years old. They could not have children for the past 12 years and approached a doctor for help.

    After being interviewed by the doctor, it was found that the couple did not have children because they have not consummated their marriage.

    The doctor found that whenever the couple tried to have sex, the woman would cramp up because she was too nervous. As her husband did not want to cause her pain, he eventually gave up trying to consummate the marriage.

    According to Dr Kumar, a senior consultant at the Gleneagles Hospital Gynaecology department, more than 90% of sex-related problems in women are a result of psychological issues. This includes the cramps that the woman was experiencing.

    He said, "Painful sex as a result of the vagina cramping up is mainly due to psychological barriers in the woman. This could be due to a lack of sexual knowledge or due to the woman's views toward sex. She could be very reserved or think that sex is a dirty act.

    In the case of the 38-year-old couple, the woman had believed that she has a very small and narrow vagina. She was also very afraid of pain. This resulted in her cramping up and her fears coming true.

    Despite counselling and learning relaxing techniques, the couple still failed to achieve intercourse. Finally, Dr Kumar put the woman on the operating table and sedated her to relax her muscles. The gynaecologist then showed her that her vagina is not as small as she thought it was.

    The couple eventually managed to consummate their marriage and the woman became pregnant four months later.

    According to doctors, 50% of Singaporean women experience some form of sexual dysfunction but most of them do not seek help. Most of these women develop problems between the ages of 25 and 35. Women between 45 and 65 also experience these problems due to menopause.

    Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 9 October 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.


    only seek help after 12 yrs? anyway the hubby never test drive b4 marriage?...or the C--k must be damm big to make the wife so scary n nervous

  • 10 October 2011 - 09:08 AM
    Jman888
    did you go and have the car checked?

    anyone need inline skate? i put up 2 pair for sale in mcf ads biggrin.gif


  • 10 October 2011 - 09:09 AM
    Whathefish

    PRC Gigolo cheats man of money and love

    Shin Min Daily News - 12 hrs 36 mins ago



    A man is sharing his experience of being cheated by his gigolo ex-boyfriend.
    34-year-old Peter says he was cheated of $40,000 by his former gigolo boyfriend and nearly even enacted a will to leave part of his assets to the gigolo.

    Peter works as a manager and claims to make more than $10,000 a month. He ended a relationship in March this year and started looking for comfort from other sources.

    He got to know a Chinese national gigolo through a website and began dating the man by paying him $200 to $500 each time. The gigolo appeared very sincere towards Peter and comforted Peter when he was heartbroken.

    "I did not want him servicing other clients, so he offered to be 'mine' for $20,000 a month. I offered him $10,000 and he moved in with me immediately," Peter said.

    Peter recalled that the gigolo often praised him for being very special and different from his other clients. The gigolo also won Peter's heart by giving Peter a ring as a present.

    "I felt that he was sincere towards me, so I went with him to a lawyer to enact a will to leave part of my assets for him," Peter said.

    Luckily for Peter, his lawyer noticed that he was emotionally unstable at the time, so the lawyer declined to draw up his will for him then.

    Peter added that the gigolo had used a fake photo in his internet ad. The ad had shown a well-built man with six-pack abs, but the gigolo was plump in person and even had a belly.

    However, Peter did not mind the deception as he found the gigolo well-spoken in person.
    Peter later found out that these Chinese national gigolos would hang around on the streets in Chinatown looking for clients. According to Peter, the gigolos can only stay in Singapore for short periods, so they try to make more money by getting clients to take them as "kept men".

    Peter now regrets his affair and hopes to share his lesson with the public by sharing his experience.

    Source: Shin Min Daily News, 9 October 2011. Click here for the Chinese report.


    errr..r u trying to make us puke out our breakfast? faintz

  • 10 October 2011 - 09:12 AM
    Whathefish

    did you go and have the car checked?

    anyone need inline skate? i put up 2 pair for sale in mcf ads biggrin.gif

    haha yup yup....my friend's workshop...nothing wrong...maybe i sensitive or my wife too heavy wau hahahahahaha


    inline skate...err...too old for it...
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:19 AM
    Yuan
    Good morning.
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:22 AM
    Greatbirdlegend

    only seek help after 12 yrs? anyway the hubby never test drive b4 marriage?...or the C--k must be damm big to make the wife so scary n nervous


    civil servants. laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:24 AM
    Greatbirdlegend

    errr..r u trying to make us puke out our breakfast? faintz


    don't like that la....Peter already regretted liao mah. laugh.gif

    'Peter now regrets his affair and hopes to share his lesson with the public by sharing his experience.'
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:25 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    don't like that la....Peter already regretted liao mah. laugh.gif

    'Peter now regrets his affair and hopes to share his lesson with the public by sharing his experience.'


    i tink "peter" is just a smoke screen name..
    real name shd be MO. lipsrsealed.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:27 AM
    Jman888

    i tink "peter" is just a smoke screen name..
    real name shd be MO. lipsrsealed.gif




    i thought you going to say poker biggrin.gif


    first post you start shooting ohmy.gif you sure die laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:28 AM
    Whathefish

    Good morning.


    MORNING!!!
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:29 AM
    Greatbirdlegend

    i thought you going to say poker biggrin.gif


    first post you start shooting ohmy.gif you sure die laugh.gif laugh.gif


    biatch.
    must be that time of the month. laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:30 AM
    Jman888

    biatch.
    must be that time of the month. laugh.gif



    last week she said over for a week, so not so soon, wtf going to monitor it with his iphone apps laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:30 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    biatch.
    must be that time of the month. laugh.gif


    almost there... almost.. laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:30 AM
    Whathefish

    civil servants. laugh.gif


    lucky .....my wife got herself an expert like me to "teach" her........ wub.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:31 AM
    Greatbirdlegend
    hope they target the road hoggers too!
    i'm driving faster mostly on the left most lanes nowadays. rifle.gif

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    Unmarked traffic police cars return to the roads



    Zenzen
    inSing.com - 13 hrs 13 mins ago

    Unmarked traffic police cars return to the roads(Pic / Internet)

    Motorists beware! Unmarked police cars are returning to Singapore's roads.

    Those who flout traffic rules can no longer hope to be get away scot free by merely looking out for traffic policemen.

    Completely unmarked cars will now be patrolling the roads, specifically in areas with higher numbers of traffic violations and accidents. These areas include expressways.

    The cars will likely have at least two traffic policemen, with at least one in uniform. The officers will note the license plate details of traffic offenders and send notices directly to the vehicle owners for traffic offences.

    The officers will stop vehicles only when necessary.

    According to Mr S. Iswaran, the Second Minister for Home Affairs, the move is aimed at "engendering self-discipline among motorists, to ensure that safe driving habits are deeply ingrained".

    Such unmarked cars were first introduced in 2004 by the traffic police, but the cars were phased out after only a short period. At that time, the cars came in varying makes and colours, ordinary license plates, and were driven by plainclothes police officers.
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:31 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    last week she said over for a week, so not so soon, wtf going to monitor it with his iphone apps laugh.gif laugh.gif


    last week meh? shucks ... lucky i got iph apps to remind me. .. laugh.gif

  • 10 October 2011 - 09:32 AM
    Jman888
    after getting the parking fine waive...

    the bus lane fine came last weekend sad.gif both from LTA, think they can start monitoring my record liao cos in previous email i told them my record was very CLEAN laugh.gif

    if appeal now, you think still got chance? happy.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:34 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    after getting the parking fine waive...

    the bus lane fine came last weekend sad.gif both from LTA, think they can start monitoring my record liao cos in previous email i told them my record was very CLEAN laugh.gif

    if appeal now, you think still got chance? happy.gif


    u never try, u never kw. biggrin.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:34 AM
    Whathefish

    i tink "peter" is just a smoke screen name..
    real name shd be MO. lipsrsealed.gif


    wau ????? thumbsup.gif

    tot as smoke screen shld use "SIMON" instead...???
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:34 AM
    Jman888
    After the MRT line open at Holland village, the parking at Holland shopping centre increase so high. I park for slightly more than 1 hour last night - $7.50! ohmy.gif ohmy.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:35 AM
    Greatbirdlegend
    Thursday, Oct 06, 2011
    AsiaOne

    Young woman mysteriously ages overnight




    Nguyen Thi Phuong from Vietnam is only 26, but you would be forgiven for mistaking her as an old woman.

    After suffering an allergic reaction in 2008 and taking a variety of medications prescribed for it, Phuong's skin on her face, neck and hands rapidly wrinkled and became saggy, giving her the appearance of a 70-year-old granny.
    Related:
    ? Woman with nipple on foot and other medical oddities

    It all began when the young lady from Giong Trom district of Ben Tre province ate some seafood.

    It made her face break out into an itchy rash so bad, that she used to scratch her face even in sleep, Phuong told Tuoi Tre, a major Vietnamese daily newspaper where the news first broke.

    To alleviate the symptoms, she ate some medication her husband, Nguyen Thanh Tuyen, 34, bought her.

    The medications did not work. She then visited a local doctor, who prescribed her pills for dermatitis.

    However, the pills made her face swell up and hives erupt on her skin. She stopped taking them after a week, and turned to some traditional Chinese medicine practitioners in town.

    She was given some medication that reduced the swelling, but also made her put on weight. However, the medication was expensive, costing VND30,000 (S$1.88) a day, and did not do much to improve her condition.

    Phuong soon began wearing a face mask whenever she went out. After her husband quit his job in 2009 to take care of her, they ran out of money and she stopped taking all medications.

    She then decided it as a fate decreed by God and the couple stopped trying to cure her condition, Phuong told local news outlets.
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:36 AM
    Greatbirdlegend

    After the MRT line open at Holland village, the parking at Holland shopping centre increase so high. I park for slightly more than 1 hour last night - $7.50! ohmy.gif ohmy.gif


    long time never go HV liao.
    cos last time got somebody say low class pple better don't go there. laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:41 AM
    Yuan

    After the MRT line open at Holland village, the parking at Holland shopping centre increase so high. I park for slightly more than 1 hour last night - $7.50! ohmy.gif ohmy.gif


    The parking there is always expensive. I usually go opposite and park at the private estates where there are public but parallel lots.
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:42 AM
    Whathefish

    hope they target the road hoggers too!
    i'm driving faster mostly on the left most lanes nowadays. rifle.gif

    ---

    Unmarked traffic police cars return to the roads



    Zenzen
    inSing.com - 13 hrs 13 mins ago

    Unmarked traffic police cars return to the roads(Pic / Internet)

    Motorists beware! Unmarked police cars are returning to Singapore's roads.

    Those who flout traffic rules can no longer hope to be get away scot free by merely looking out for traffic policemen.

    Completely unmarked cars will now be patrolling the roads, specifically in areas with higher numbers of traffic violations and accidents. These areas include expressways.

    The cars will likely have at least two traffic policemen, with at least one in uniform. The officers will note the license plate details of traffic offenders and send notices directly to the vehicle owners for traffic offences.

    The officers will stop vehicles only when necessary.

    According to Mr S. Iswaran, the Second Minister for Home Affairs, the move is aimed at "engendering self-discipline among motorists, to ensure that safe driving habits are deeply ingrained".

    Such unmarked cars were first introduced in 2004 by the traffic police, but the cars were phased out after only a short period. At that time, the cars came in varying makes and colours, ordinary license plates, and were driven by plainclothes police officers.


    When they say "unmarked" cars...do they mean their cars will have words " unmarked" on them or "Not Traffic Police" on them?

  • 10 October 2011 - 09:44 AM
    Jman888

    The parking there is always expensive. I usually go opposite and park at the private estates where there are public but parallel lots.



    the MSCP is always full on weekend, and i need to do marketing, how to park opposite and walk so far and carry all the bags sleep.gif

    it wasn't so expensive before the mrt station was ready.
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:44 AM
    Greatbirdlegend
    Friday, Oct 07, 2011
    AsiaOne



    Ferrari Enzo abandoned to ruin in Dubai

    Where do supercars go when they die? The answer could be Dubai.

    A car enthusiast website has posted a picture of a Ferrari Enzo left to ruin in a parking lot in the desert country.

    This followed a spotting of the rare Jaguar XJ220 supercar abandoned in the desert as well.

    According to Motor Authority, the Enzo was seen in a police impound lot.

    With daily temperatures of over 40 degrees Celsius, the report said the car could likely be severely damaged in the heat.

    Only 399 Enzos were officially sold to the public, the report said.

    The Enzo was sold for about $3 million in Singapore when it was unveiled back in 2002.
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:45 AM
    Whathefish

    After the MRT line open at Holland village, the parking at Holland shopping centre increase so high. I park for slightly more than 1 hour last night - $7.50! ohmy.gif ohmy.gif


    No joke? it is more the CDB parking during peak hours...here is about $2.30-3 per half hour/...
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:48 AM
    Whathefish

    the MSCP is always full on weekend, and i need to do marketing, how to park opposite and walk so far and carry all the bags sleep.gif

    it wasn't so expensive before the mrt station was ready.


    to "encourage" people to take MRT........park oppsite...when done marketing... ask your wife to wait there while u go n collect the car n drive over
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:49 AM
    Greatbirdlegend

    When they say "unmarked" cars...do they mean their cars will have words " unmarked" on them or "Not Traffic Police" on them?



  • 10 October 2011 - 09:50 AM
    RadX
    What kind of animal is this???? CB...


    KUALA LUMPUR - A man sodomised his 23-day-old son after his wife, who was still in confinement, refused to have sex with him.

    The 39-year-old mother noticed that her son was weak and listless and found injuries on the baby's anus and mouth when she was bathing him.

    "She brought him to a nearby clinic before being referred to Selayang Hospital where doctors confirmed that the baby was sodomised," Gombak deputy OCPD Supt Rosly Hassan said.

    Police believed the baby's mouth was bruised because the man had covered it with his hands while trying to prevent the baby's cries from being heard by his wife.

    "We believe the incident took place in the bedroom of the family's home at Batu Caves. The mother was believed to be resting in the living room when the incident took place," he said.

    The man was picked up by police at 8pm on Friday after his wife lodged a police report at the Selayang police station.
    c--k?head`
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:51 AM
    Jman888

    to "encourage" people to take MRT........park oppsite...when done marketing... ask your wife to wait there while u go n collect the car n drive over



    that stretch of raod only got 2 lane, i am not so inconsiderate to stop my car at road side and hog the road biggrin.gif


  • 10 October 2011 - 09:52 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    What kind of animal is this???? CB...


    KUALA LUMPUR - A man sodomised his 23-day-old son after his wife, who was still in confinement, refused to have sex with him.

    The 39-year-old mother noticed that her son was weak and listless and found injuries on the baby's anus and mouth when she was bathing him.

    "She brought him to a nearby clinic before being referred to Selayang Hospital where doctors confirmed that the baby was sodomised," Gombak deputy OCPD Supt Rosly Hassan said.

    Police believed the baby's mouth was bruised because the man had covered it with his hands while trying to prevent the baby's cries from being heard by his wife.

    "We believe the incident took place in the bedroom of the family's home at Batu Caves. The mother was believed to be resting in the living room when the incident took place," he said.

    The man was picked up by police at 8pm on Friday after his wife lodged a police report at the Selayang police station.
    c--k?head`


    shakehead.gif he'll burn in hell. mofo.
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:56 AM
    Greatbirdlegend

    What kind of animal is this???? CB...


    KUALA LUMPUR - A man sodomised his 23-day-old son after his wife, who was still in confinement, refused to have sex with him.

    The 39-year-old mother noticed that her son was weak and listless and found injuries on the baby's anus and mouth when she was bathing him.

    "She brought him to a nearby clinic before being referred to Selayang Hospital where doctors confirmed that the baby was sodomised," Gombak deputy OCPD Supt Rosly Hassan said.


    wtf(uck).
    i thought this type of things only existed in sick movies.
    sick mofo.
  • 10 October 2011 - 09:58 AM
    Yuan

    When they say "unmarked" cars...do they mean their cars will have words " unmarked" on them or "Not Traffic Police" on them?


    What they mean is normal vehicles like the cars you and I are driving.

    Edited by Yuan, 10 October 2011 - 09:59 AM.

  • 10 October 2011 - 10:00 AM
    Mazdaowner

    i tink "peter" is just a smoke screen name..
    real name shd be MO. lipsrsealed.gif


    Next MU, I will be helping you, even after what you have said here.

    I will squeeze you TITS even when you don't have any now. biggrin.gif
    Plus.......SLAP them into place. It will be painful and you will curse
    and be hellbent. You can thank me later. biggrin.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 10:01 AM
    Whathefish




    wau hahahah u never know...
  • 10 October 2011 - 10:01 AM
    Mazdaowner

    Thursday, Oct 06, 2011
    AsiaOne

    Young woman mysteriously ages overnight




    Nguyen Thi Phuong from Vietnam is only 26, but you would be forgiven for mistaking her as an old woman.

    After suffering an allergic reaction in 2008 and taking a variety of medications prescribed for it, Phuong's skin on her face, neck and hands rapidly wrinkled and became saggy, giving her the appearance of a 70-year-old granny.
    Related:
    ? Woman with nipple on foot and other medical oddities

    It all began when the young lady from Giong Trom district of Ben Tre province ate some seafood.

    It made her face break out into an itchy rash so bad, that she used to scratch her face even in sleep, Phuong told Tuoi Tre, a major Vietnamese daily newspaper where the news first broke.

    To alleviate the symptoms, she ate some medication her husband, Nguyen Thanh Tuyen, 34, bought her.

    The medications did not work. She then visited a local doctor, who prescribed her pills for dermatitis.

    However, the pills made her face swell up and hives erupt on her skin. She stopped taking them after a week, and turned to some traditional Chinese medicine practitioners in town.

    She was given some medication that reduced the swelling, but also made her put on weight. However, the medication was expensive, costing VND30,000 (S$1.88) a day, and did not do much to improve her condition.

    Phuong soon began wearing a face mask whenever she went out. After her husband quit his job in 2009 to take care of her, they ran out of money and she stopped taking all medications.

    She then decided it as a fate decreed by God and the couple stopped trying to cure her condition, Phuong told local news outlets.


    RB, all because of cheap "Made in China" braces. biggrin.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 10:01 AM
    Yuan

    the MSCP is always full on weekend, and i need to do marketing, how to park opposite and walk so far and carry all the bags sleep.gif

    it wasn't so expensive before the mrt station was ready.


    Actually, I am not too concerned about the distance but whether people gave way to you as you walk cos you were carrying a lot of bags.

    I realized that even when walking, some Singaporeans are just so inconsiderate as well.
  • 10 October 2011 - 10:03 AM
    Mazdaowner

    What kind of animal is this???? CB...


    KUALA LUMPUR - A man sodomised his 23-day-old son after his wife, who was still in confinement, refused to have sex with him.

    The 39-year-old mother noticed that her son was weak and listless and found injuries on the baby's anus and mouth when she was bathing him.

    "She brought him to a nearby clinic before being referred to Selayang Hospital where doctors confirmed that the baby was sodomised," Gombak deputy OCPD Supt Rosly Hassan said.

    Police believed the baby's mouth was bruised because the man had covered it with his hands while trying to prevent the baby's cries from being heard by his wife.

    "We believe the incident took place in the bedroom of the family's home at Batu Caves. The mother was believed to be resting in the living room when the incident took place," he said.

    The man was picked up by police at 8pm on Friday after his wife lodged a police report at the Selayang police station.
    c--k?head`


    Mother Puah ChiBye. furious.gif furious.gif furious.gif

  • 10 October 2011 - 10:08 AM
    Whathefish

    What kind of animal is this???? CB...


    KUALA LUMPUR - A man sodomised his 23-day-old son after his wife, who was still in confinement, refused to have sex with him.

    The 39-year-old mother noticed that her son was weak and listless and found injuries on the baby's anus and mouth when she was bathing him.

    "She brought him to a nearby clinic before being referred to Selayang Hospital where doctors confirmed that the baby was sodomised," Gombak deputy OCPD Supt Rosly Hassan said.

    Police believed the baby's mouth was bruised because the man had covered it with his hands while trying to prevent the baby's cries from being heard by his wife.

    "We believe the incident took place in the bedroom of the family's home at Batu Caves. The mother was believed to be resting in the living room when the incident took place," he said.

    The man was picked up by police at 8pm on Friday after his wife lodged a police report at the Selayang police station.
    c--k?head`


    KNN....can just kill this b------d?

  • 10 October 2011 - 10:14 AM
    Rainbowbiatch
    u working today? no break one ah?
  • 10 October 2011 - 10:17 AM
    Jman888

    u working today? no break one ah?



    he wants to break your bones laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 10:18 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    he wants to break your bones laugh.gif laugh.gif


    tat is damn easy for him la.. use one finger push my shoulder, everyting shd crumble aldy..
    he is such a bully. laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 10:21 AM
    Rainbowbiatch
    latest earworm. even though i dun really understand thoroughly the meaning of the song.


  • 10 October 2011 - 10:33 AM
    Mazdaowner

    u working today? no break one ah?


    You think like you meh, suka suka break break, break simi lanchow. laugh.gif laugh.gif

    "And MO Rangers scored a hat trick against RB United, and it's a GOAAALLLLLL!!!!"

    MO - 1 RB - 0

    laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 10:34 AM
    Mazdaowner

    tat is damn easy for him la.. use one finger push my shoulder, everyting shd crumble aldy..
    he is such a bully. laugh.gif laugh.gif

    My finger won't be pushing you........... sly.gif biggrin.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 10:55 AM
    Jman888
    lame question:

    which 3 apple changes the world? biggrin.gif

    Edited by Jman888, 10 October 2011 - 10:55 AM.

  • 10 October 2011 - 10:58 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    lame question:

    which 3 apple changes the world? biggrin.gif


    i know one apple. adam's one.
    the other 2, i dunch kw.
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:00 AM
    Jman888

    i know one apple. adam's one.
    the other 2, i dunch kw.



    of course the last one will be steve jobs' apple lor biggrin.gif

    what was the last apple?
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:07 AM
    Joseph22

    of course the last one will be steve jobs' apple lor biggrin.gif

    what was the last apple?



    you already give us the answer.

    now tell us, what is the 2nd apple laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:15 AM
    Jman888

    you already give us the answer.

    now tell us, what is the 2nd apple laugh.gif



    Adam's apple

    Newton's apple

    Steve Jobs' apple biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:16 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    Adam's apple

    Newton's apple

    Steve Jobs' apple biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


    twitch.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:18 AM
    Jman888




    ?????
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:18 AM
    Mazdaowner




    Mai kay kay hor!!

    http://www.mycarforu...o...t&p=4056182
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:19 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    ?????


    ERM..... ERRRRM.... EERRRMMMM.... mellow.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:20 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    Mai kay kay hor!!

    http://www.mycarforu...o...t&p=4056182


    simi kaykay?
    u win then win la..

    JIN HAO LIAN. laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:20 AM
    Joseph22

    Adam's apple

    Newton's apple

    Steve Jobs' apple biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

    thumbsup.gif one.
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:27 AM
    Jman888

    thumbsup.gif one.



    err... told you that guy not sabbie liao happy.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:29 AM
    Joseph22

    err... told you that guy not sabbie liao happy.gif

    who is he anyway laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:31 AM
    Jman888

    who is he anyway laugh.gif



    your old friend that you always ?? with rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:32 AM
    Rainbowbiatch
    where is raymond ah??
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:33 AM
    Mazdaowner

    simi kaykay?
    u win then win la..

    JIN HAO LIAN. laugh.gif laugh.gif




  • 10 October 2011 - 11:34 AM
    Mazdaowner

    who is he anyway laugh.gif


    Eyh Ah Huat (Sio) what's the new price for the lates 7" Galaxy tab?
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:34 AM
    Joseph22

    your old friend that you always ?? with rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif

    FC huh??

    no wonder he try to pick on me too laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:34 AM
    Mazdaowner

    where is raymond ah??


    Kah Tia. biggrin.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:35 AM
    Rainbowbiatch



    tat cat image so cute! laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:36 AM
    Joseph22

    Eyh Ah Huat (Sio) what's the new price for the lates 7" Galaxy tab?

    you talking about directly from samsung??

    last i check still $700.00 without plan

    me going Jurong Point later in the evening. i double check then Watsapp you
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:37 AM
    Mazdaowner

    tat cat image so cute! laugh.gif


    Oz Coles, got Kangaroo Meat for cats.
    I got a few packs, haven't given them yet, but the chips I brought home, my kids whack like siao!
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:38 AM
    Mazdaowner

    you talking about directly from samsung??

    last i check still $700.00 without plan

    me going Jurong Point later in the evening. i double check then Watsapp you


    Ok, cos me going to exchange all my points for this one, not enough, top up in case.
    Sick of the Iphone4.
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:41 AM
    Jman888

    FC huh??

    no wonder he try to pick on me too laugh.gif



    ??, ???? biggrin.gif


  • 10 October 2011 - 11:42 AM
    Jman888

    Ok, cos me going to exchange all my points for this one, not enough, top up in case.
    Sick of the Iphone4.



    7" very old liao, get the 8.9 slightly bigger but with the latest hardware/software wink.gif


    if not take Amazon kindle Fire US$199, also 7 " biggrin.gif

    Edited by Jman888, 10 October 2011 - 11:43 AM.

  • 10 October 2011 - 11:43 AM
    Rainbowbiatch

    ??, ???? biggrin.gif


    quite hard for him to guess leh..
    he argue with almost everyone here. lipsrsealed.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:43 AM
    Joseph22

    Ok, cos me going to exchange all my points for this one, not enough, top up in case.
    Sick of the Iphone4.

    okay... then i check to see if challenger have the price too or not.
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:44 AM
    Jman888

    quite hard for him to guess leh..
    he argue with almost everyone and everyday here. lipsrsealed.gif



    laugh.gif laugh.gif rifle.gif rifle.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:46 AM
    Mazdaowner

    7" very old liao, get the 8.9 slightly bigger but with the latest hardware/software wink.gif


    if not take Amazon kindle Fire US$199, also 7 " biggrin.gif


    Sorry, 8.9". I not into that kindle thing. I need for work, not for other things.
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:46 AM
    Joseph22

    ??, ???? biggrin.gif

    CH_CO???

    dont know leh... i only remember FC nia. laugh.gif

    who else?? what topic?? wub.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:46 AM
    Jman888

    7" very old liao, get the 8.9 slightly bigger but with the latest hardware/software wink.gif


    if not take Amazon kindle Fire US$199, also 7 " biggrin.gif



    but kindle Fire no 3G sad.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:46 AM
    Mazdaowner

    okay... then i check to see if challenger have the price too or not.


    I doubt JP will have lah, I'm waiting for Funan side to tell me when stock come in.
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:49 AM
    Joseph22

    laugh.gif laugh.gif rifle.gif rifle.gif


    knn.. RB score a raw goals

    RB 1- J22 0 laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:50 AM
    Joseph22

    I doubt JP will have lah, I'm waiting for Funan side to tell me when stock come in.



    yeah i dont think will have. but just checking in case pricing from samsung and challenger different.

    anyway will update you later.
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:54 AM
    Mazdaowner

    but kindle Fire no 3G sad.gif


    Lousy like fark lah, that's why I dowan. Think I like you so much money donno what to to meh? laugh.gif laugh.gif

    BTW, I saw the Pullman Tampers, knn, CMI. To me that is. Quite fun, I competed with a full time barista on latte art.
    Hahaha.... MO - 1 FTBarista - 0 laugh.gif laugh.gif

    I pull my signature "American Indian" on him, buay tahan! laugh.gif


  • 10 October 2011 - 11:56 AM
    Mazdaowner

    yeah i dont think will have. but just checking in case pricing from samsung and challenger different.

    anyway will update you later.


    Ok, kumsiah
  • 10 October 2011 - 11:57 AM
    Jman888

    Lousy like fark lah, that's why I dowan. Think I like you so much money donno what to to meh? laugh.gif laugh.gif

    BTW, I saw the Pullman Tampers, knn, CMI. To me that is. Quite fun, I competed with a full time barista on latte art.
    Hahaha.... MO - 1 FTBarista - 0 laugh.gif

    I pull my signature "American Indian" on him, buay tahan! laugh.gif



    why you go to a small neigbouhood deli in perth and bully the old auntie barista there? laugh.gif

    Edited by Jman888, 10 October 2011 - 11:58 AM.

  • 10 October 2011 - 12:58 PM
    Mazdaowner

    why you go to a small neigbouhood deli in perth and bully the old auntie barista there? laugh.gif


    Knncb, really see me no up, nin peh luan luan pour also win you wor. laugh.gif laugh.gif

    What small neighborhood deli, CDB cafe hor. Those small deli/cafe don't even serve REAL coffee. sleep.gif
    Want not, come and compete with me lor, latte GLOB. laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 01:49 PM
    Whathefish
    hello everyone...i m back....wat's talking?
  • 10 October 2011 - 01:52 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    hello everyone...i m back....wat's talking?


    who are you? huh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 01:55 PM
    Whathefish

    who are you? huh.gif

    i am new here......need my ASL?
  • 10 October 2011 - 01:56 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    i am new here......need my ASL?


    are u a clone? huh.gif
    wat's the password?
  • 10 October 2011 - 01:58 PM
    Whathefish

    are u a clone? huh.gif
    wat's the password?


    password: I am not a clone..
    am i right?
  • 10 October 2011 - 01:58 PM
    RadX

    Knncb, really see me no up, nin peh luan luan pour also win you wor. laugh.gif laugh.gif

    What small neighborhood deli, CDB cafe hor. Those small deli/cafe don't even serve REAL coffee. sleep.gif
    Want not, come and compete with me lor, latte GLOB. laugh.gif laugh.gif


    coming from you cannot be right.....has to be CCB laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 01:58 PM
    Mazdaowner

    who are you? huh.gif


    wave.gif wave.gif "Hello CB!! How are you!!" wave.gif wave.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 01:59 PM
    Jman888

    are u a clone? huh.gif
    wat's the password?



    missing half day already got treatment like that huh.gif

    worry if raymond come in you probably strip check him and test DNA laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 01:59 PM
    Mazdaowner

    i am new here......need my ASL?


    Anal Suction Lips.
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:01 PM
    Whathefish

    wave.gif wave.gif "Hello CB!! How are you!!" wave.gif wave.gif


    hi...want to CUM in? wau hahahaha
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:02 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    password: I am not a clone..
    am i right?


    WRONG you blind bat. sleep.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:02 PM
    Whathefish

    missing half day already got treatment like that huh.gif

    worry if raymond come in you probably strip check him and test DNA laugh.gif laugh.gif

    think he has to bend over for INTERNAL checks
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:03 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    missing half day already got treatment like that huh.gif

    worry if raymond come in you probably strip check him and test DNA laugh.gif laugh.gif


    and do squats. laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:03 PM
    Whathefish

    WRONG you blind bat. sleep.gif

    oh..i know i know...

    "am i good honey?"
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:03 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    oh..i know i know...

    "am i good honey?"


    sweatdrop.gif BLIND.
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:05 PM
    Whathefish

    and do squats. laugh.gif laugh.gif


    cannot...KKJ will touch the floor...dirty
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:05 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    cannot...KKJ will touch the floor...dirty


    he said his kkj 2" only. so shouldn't reach the floor. lipsrsealed.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:09 PM
    Mazdaowner

    coming from you cannot be right.....has to be CCB laugh.gif


    Today your lover never cum and lick lick you ah? (Gearoil) laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:10 PM
    Mazdaowner

    hi...want to CUM in? wau hahahaha


    She dare not answer me...because she really is a CB. laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:11 PM
    Mazdaowner

    he said his kkj 2" only. so shouldn't reach the floor. lipsrsealed.gif


    Not if he squats and fall over. laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:11 PM
    Jman888

    cannot...KKJ will touch the floor...dirty



    i think if the person checking is a girl, it won't touch the floor, you show me laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:13 PM
    Whathefish

    he said his kkj 2" only. so shouldn't reach the floor. lipsrsealed.gif


    wau hahaha laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:14 PM
    Whathefish

    She dare not answer me...because she really is a CB. laugh.gif laugh.gif

    she is a HCB....H = hairless
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:14 PM
    Jman888

    he said his kkj 2" only. so shouldn't reach the floor. lipsrsealed.gif



    can touch the ceiling? laugh.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:14 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    i think if the person checking is a girl, it won't touch the floor, you show me laugh.gif laugh.gif


    images.jpg
    dis one oso can?
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:14 PM
    Whathefish

    i think if the person checking is a girl, it won't touch the floor, you show me laugh.gif laugh.gif


    yeah...if pretty...kkj will poke through his belly button
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:16 PM
    Jman888
    i regret bring in raymond in the discussion and get assault by the people here sad.gif

    i am sorry!
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:18 PM
    Porker

    password: I am not a clone..
    am i right?



    password is

    WEI!!!

    biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:20 PM
    Whathefish

    dis one oso can?


    she used to sing....."?????.....????"
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:20 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    i regret bring in raymond in the discussion and get assault by the people here sad.gif

    i am sorry!


    orh hor hor...
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:22 PM
    Simplesilver
    Oh Dahlenggg~ laugh.gif wub.gif
  • 10 October 2011 - 02:22 PM
    Whathefish

    password is

    WEI!!!

    biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


    noted......

    ASIDE to RB...FYI

    WEI!!!

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