Thứ Ba, 27 tháng 12, 2016

Tok Kok Sing Song Part 3. The Saga continues... part 44

  • 01 February 2012 - 04:13 PM
    Mazdaowner

    Steady la I get to have free listing


    Your engrish fail again, read properly.
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:13 PM
    Genes

    was thinking if ask maid to want those Japanese maid custom...is it against the law?

    Only if they complain. Or the wife. laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:13 PM
    Mazdaowner

    was thinking if ask maid to want those Japanese maid custom...is it against the law?


    If she is Japanese, if Indo, cannot wear, must wear tribal outfit.
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:14 PM
    Raymondism

    You know what girl, he's suck a farking dickhead, I'm just sick and tired of his farking nonsense,
    I took the trouble to call him and talk to him about his feng shui last week, then called him about
    his girl's THRESH, told him about this and that personal hygiene, possibilities etc.. and well, this is
    the kind of farkwit you get back for going outta of you way to help. I'd best throw a piece of meat
    to a stray dog or cat then help such people, because they the stray animals still know who fed them
    and don't take pot shots or bite you back for no apparent reason. biggrin.gif

    FISH, I dare say, your beret and mine are not cut from the same cloth. It's a crying shame to know you wear the same color,
    yet banish such behavior. shakehead.gif shakehead.gif



    his beret same colour as yours meh?
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:14 PM
    Mazdaowner

    i thot bear go hokkaido tomorrow?


    I forgot lah, say how many times? dry.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:15 PM
    Genes

    i prefer to be slave.

    got positions? laugh.gif laugh.gif

    I am against slavery. How about minimum wage? laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:15 PM
    Mazdaowner

    dun tink it's against the law. fully clothed ma. technically, not indecent.


    got holes still considered fully clothed mah. tongue.gif tongue.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:16 PM
    Mazdaowner

    his beret same colour as yours meh?


    He go beach road buy one, hold hands with jman.
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:16 PM
    Genes

    Your engrish fail again, read properly.

    My England is phail one. Read how many times also will read as I get free listing :P
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:17 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    I am against slavery. How about minimum wage? laugh.gif


    dun kw y i entertain ur tots again. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:18 PM
    Genes

    Your engrish fail again, read properly.

    My England is phail one. Read how many times also will read as I get free listing :P
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:18 PM
    Whathefish

    Wrong.

    Nat Geo. "Don't tell my kids!" laugh.gif laugh.gif


    or "Dirty jobs"
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:19 PM
    Mazdaowner

    My England is phail one. Read how many times also will read as I get free listing :P


    knn scat people donno your engrish fail si boh, say how many times?
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:21 PM
    Genes

    dun kw y i entertain ur tots again. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

    Coz u wanna try reacting to something not as funny? Hurhur
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:23 PM
    Whathefish

    Only if they complain. Or the wife. laugh.gif

    extra pay lor....and u think i siao har...wife around ask them to wear hahahaha
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:24 PM
    Whathefish

    his beret same colour as yours meh?

    different lah.....color run liao....
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:24 PM
    Genes

    knn scat people donno your engrish fail si boh, say how many times?

    As many times as it takes :x
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:24 PM
    Mazdaowner
    all run go other thread, more happening. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:25 PM
    Genes

    extra pay lor....and u think i siao har...wife around ask them to wear hahahaha

    I don't think I'm the only one who thinks that lol
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:26 PM
    Genes

    all run go other thread, more happening. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

    I prefer to stay in tork kok thread to tork kok.
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:26 PM
    Whathefish

    all run go other thread, more happening. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

    nope i is here....... wave.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:27 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    Coz u wanna try reacting to something not as funny? Hurhur


    huh.gif lgsm?
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:28 PM
    Raymondism

    nope i is here....... wave.gif


    very tired.... i go lie down
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:30 PM
    Mazdaowner

    very tired.... i go lie down


    Knn, lau nang boh panchan. sad.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:31 PM
    Whathefish

    very tired.... i go lie down

    wow...Jman? ????
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:32 PM
    Genes

    huh.gif lgsm?

    Wgjw :x
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:34 PM
    Whathefish

    Knn, lau nang boh panchan. sad.gif


    maybe leymond ask for more?
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:34 PM
    Mazdaowner
    now cantonese lesson
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:35 PM
    Genes

    very tired.... i go lie down

    Jman's ???? is powderful
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:47 PM
    Rainbowbiatch
    nobody wan to tok here aldy ah?
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:50 PM
    Whathefish

    nobody wan to tok here aldy ah?

    i want!!!!
  • 01 February 2012 - 04:57 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    i want!!!!


    okay lor.. we talk about wat? laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:12 PM
    Genes

    okay lor.. we talk about wat? laugh.gif laugh.gif

    Whose back can we talk behind? laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:14 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    Whose back can we talk behind? laugh.gif


    mmmmmm... urs? laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:18 PM
    Genes

    mmmmmm... urs? laugh.gif laugh.gif

    Wait ah, I turn around first.

    Lai. My back swee bo? Lol
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:18 PM
    Whathefish

    okay lor.. we talk about wat? laugh.gif laugh.gif

    err....wat do u see yourself in 5yrs time...wau hahah interview har
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:20 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    Wait ah, I turn around first.

    Lai. My back swee bo? Lol


    y got bikini tan line ah? ohmy.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:20 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    err....wat do u see yourself in 5yrs time...wau hahah interview har


    LOL!!! typical question rite!


  • 01 February 2012 - 05:21 PM
    Jman888

    y got bikini tan line ah? ohmy.gif



    ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ????!
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:21 PM
    Jman888

    err....wat do u see yourself in 5yrs time...wau hahah interview har



    an older man, you idiot laugh.gif laugh.gif

    Edited by Jman888, 01 February 2012 - 05:22 PM.

  • 01 February 2012 - 05:23 PM
    Whathefish

    LOL!!! typical question rite!

    normally i will answer....will be your boss biggrin.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:24 PM
    Whathefish

    ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ????!

    really? tongue.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:24 PM
    Genes

    y got bikini tan line ah? ohmy.gif

    Wah.. I knew my shirt pichar, but pichar till so nice like bigini ah... Must dig piggy bank for new shirt fund liao hoohoo
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:26 PM
    Whathefish

    an older man, you idiot laugh.gif laugh.gif

    i hate it when people ask me this during interview....

    feel like saying "MIRROR .of coz..if not how to see yourself"
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:27 PM
    Mazdaowner

    an older man, you idiot laugh.gif laugh.gif



    GGGOOOOAAALLLLLLL!!!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:28 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ????!


    some ? finds it liberating dressing up as a ? sometimes ph34r.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:28 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    normally i will answer....will be your boss biggrin.gif


    after tat is straight away end of interview. laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:30 PM
    Whathefish
    or why do u want to leave your current work place....?

    knn of coz unhappy there or looking for higher pay
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:35 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    or why do u want to leave your current work place....?

    knn of coz unhappy there or looking for higher pay


    "i slept with my ex-boss and got found out by his wife" laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:37 PM
    Shull

    Porker no issues in JB, also drive up in convoy.
    MY to me is not safe either way. I'm never afraid for myself,
    it's always for my wife's safety.


    Malaysia, other than the major cities like JB, KL, Muar etc are quite safe IMO..
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:38 PM
    Mazdaowner

    or why do u want to leave your current work place....?

    knn of coz unhappy there or looking for higher pay



    Not because I farked the boss's wife?
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:38 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    Not because I farked the boss's wife?


    LOL!!! ^ 5!!!
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:38 PM
    Mazdaowner

    "i slept with my ex-boss and got found out by his wife" laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


    Girl oh, we twqo sama sama tag team lah! laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:39 PM
    Mazdaowner

    LOL!!! ^ 5!!!

    high5.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:39 PM
    Mazdaowner

    Malaysia, other than the major cities like JB, KL, Muar etc are quite safe IMO..


    Because you Malaysian, of course you say that. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:41 PM
    Whathefish

    "i slept with my ex-boss and got found out by his wife" laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

    and my boss is a man ph34r.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:44 PM
    Mazdaowner

    and my boss is a man ph34r.gif


    You did say you'd do anything for a promotion.
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:44 PM
    Rainbowbiatch

    and my boss is a man ph34r.gif


    LOL!!!! HORROR story..

    but i did interview aimless pple b4.. no direction, dun kw wat they want..

  • 01 February 2012 - 05:46 PM
    Rainbowbiatch
    ho la.. pang kang liao..
    drive safe y'all!!! ciao!
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:51 PM
    Shull

    Because you Malaysian, of course you say that. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


    No leh.. i am born in SG, go one big round around SEA before coming back to SG for my sec sch, poly, 2yrs of army and then uni...
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:53 PM
    East539

    and my boss is a man ph34r.gif


    ok, change for you....
    "i slept with my ex-boss's wife and got found out by him" laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:56 PM
    Whathefish

    You did say you'd do anything for a promotion.

    yes....imagine your boss tell u...your promotion is just one fark away
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:57 PM
    Whathefish

    ok, change for you....
    "i slept with my ex-boss's wife and got found out by him" laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

    how about this..
    "i slept with my ex-boss's daughter and got found out by him" laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 05:58 PM
    Genes

    how about this..
    "i slept with my ex-boss's daughter and got found out by him" laugh.gif laugh.gif


    And he didn't want me to be his son in law laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 06:12 PM
    Shull

    how about this..
    "i slept with my ex-boss's daughter and got found out by him" laugh.gif laugh.gif


    Sleeping with boss daughter is one of the best thing that can happen to a man.. laugh.gif laugh.gif

    If boss approve the relationship..
  • 01 February 2012 - 06:14 PM
    Genes

    Sleeping with boss daughter is one of the best thing that can happen to a man.. laugh.gif laugh.gif

    If boss approve the relationship..

    Really depends on how u feel about the boss, doesn't it[laugh]
  • 01 February 2012 - 08:33 PM
    Raymondism

    err....wat do u see yourself in 5yrs time...wau hahah interview har


    who stay in a company for 5 yrs these days?

  • 01 February 2012 - 08:46 PM
    Mazdaowner

    No leh.. i am born in SG, go one big round around SEA before coming back to SG for my sec sch, poly, 2yrs of army and then uni...


    knn, MU we make you take polygraph test. sly.gif

  • 01 February 2012 - 08:47 PM
    Mazdaowner

    ok, change for you....
    "i slept with my ex-boss's wife and got found out by him" laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


    Cont. Part 2 here........

    "ended up it was his wife I slept with but his grandmother...."
  • 01 February 2012 - 08:47 PM
    Mazdaowner

    yes....imagine your boss tell u...your promotion is just one fark away


    Yeah and I'll tell him, "Ok, bend down, it's gonna hurt you more then me."
  • 01 February 2012 - 08:48 PM
    Mazdaowner

    how about this..
    "i slept with my ex-boss's daughter and got found out by him" laugh.gif laugh.gif


    Not remotely possible, given your eyesight. biggrin.gif I still say the grandmother was your best bet.
  • 01 February 2012 - 08:53 PM
    Mazdaowner

    Sleeping with boss daughter is one of the best thing that can happen to a man.. laugh.gif laugh.gif

    If boss approve the relationship..


    You try before not? Mai luan luan kai siao. biggrin.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 08:54 PM
    Mazdaowner

    who stay in a company for 5 yrs these days?


    I overstayed. biggrin.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 08:57 PM
    Genes

    who stay in a company for 5 yrs these days?

    Me! happy.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:02 PM
    Raymondism

    I overstayed. biggrin.gif


    my wife also..
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:02 PM
    Raymondism

    Me! happy.gif


    good bosses?
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:06 PM
    Shull

    knn, MU we make you take polygraph test. sly.gif


    serious.. i show you my pink IC.. country of birth is Singapore.. i even have Singapore birth cert.. dry.gif only thing is, i'm not a citizen at birth..
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:07 PM
    Shull

    You try before not? Mai luan luan kai siao. biggrin.gif


    whahahaaa.. for me to know, and for you to find out.. sly.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:07 PM
    Mazdaowner

    good bosses?


    Good pay does not equate good boss.
    My boss change so many, me never change. sleep.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:08 PM
    Mazdaowner

    serious.. i show you my pink IC.. country of birth is Singapore.. i even have Singapore birth cert.. dry.gif only thing is, i'm not a citizen at birth..


    Dare to show some more.......
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:09 PM
    Mazdaowner

    whahahaaa.. for me to know, and for you to find out.. sly.gif


    I don't need to find out or know, saves me giving angpau on your wedding. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:10 PM
    Shull

    Dare to show some more.......


    That's why i say.. go one round in Southeast Asia.. end up back in Singapore and take up SG citizenship somemore.. laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:10 PM
    Mazdaowner

    That's why i say.. go one round in Southeast Asia.. end up back in Singapore and take up SG citizenship somemore.. laugh.gif laugh.gif


    Spy ah? laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:12 PM
    Raymondism

    That's why i say.. go one round in Southeast Asia.. end up back in Singapore and take up SG citizenship somemore.. laugh.gif laugh.gif


    why??????????????????
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:13 PM
    Hondacub777

    Sleeping with boss daughter is one of the best thing that can happen to a man.. laugh.gif laugh.gif

    If boss approve the relationship..

    What happened if the boss is 90years old and the daughter is 68? ph34r.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:13 PM
    Mazdaowner

    why??????????????????


    Knn, people haolain you also donno how to see is it? Haolian gu lui mah. biggrin.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:14 PM
    Raymondism

    Knn, people haolain you also donno how to see is it? Haolian gu lui mah. biggrin.gif



    i mean why so stupid be Singapore citizen
    just be PR can liao ma

  • 01 February 2012 - 09:14 PM
    Raymondism

    What happened if the boss is 90years old and the daughter is 68? ph34r.gif



    like tt only you hv the skills....

    laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:14 PM
    Shull

    why??????????????????


    I figure that's the logical thing to do leh..

    I've grew up here since sec 1.. met my gf here.. did my 2yrs of NS.. accepted into local uni.. Applying for citizenship sort of complete everything.. Besides, SG passport is more convenient since i travel quite alot these days..
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:15 PM
    Mazdaowner

    What happened if the boss is 90years old and the daughter is 68? ph34r.gif


    You call him Ah Chor, and the daughter, Ah Mah.
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:16 PM
    Raymondism

    I figure that's the logical thing to do leh..

    I've grew up here since sec 1.. met my gf here.. did my 2yrs of NS.. accepted into local uni.. Applying for citizenship sort of complete everything.. Besides, SG passport is more convenient since i travel quite alot these days..



    u ntu or nus?
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:17 PM
    Genes

    good bosses?


    in some small ways...
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:18 PM
    Shull

    u ntu or nus?


    NUS.. happy.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:18 PM
    Genes

    u ntu or nus?


    he neither. he nuts tongue.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:19 PM
    Mazdaowner

    i mean why so stupid be Singapore citizen
    just be PR can liao ma


    Yeah, we all is boh pian, he got pian and serve NS some more, knn, tow now boh hoh say! wacko.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:19 PM
    Mazdaowner

    I figure that's the logical thing to do leh..

    I've grew up here since sec 1.. met my gf here.. did my 2yrs of NS.. accepted into local uni.. Applying for citizenship sort of complete everything.. Besides, SG passport is more convenient since i travel quite alot these days..


    shakehead.gif shakehead.gif shakehead.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:20 PM
    Raymondism

    Yeah, we all is boh pian, he got pian and serve NS some more, knn, tow now boh hoh say! wacko.gif


    nbz..... he is FT la
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:20 PM
    Hondacub777

    like tt only you hv the skills....

    laugh.gif

    I got phobia of crumple shirt biggrin.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:22 PM
    Hondacub777

    You call him Ah Chor, and the daughter, Ah Mah.

    Nabeizzz laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:22 PM
    Mazdaowner

    nbz..... he is FT la


    Was waiting for you to say that. sleep.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:22 PM
    Raymondism

    I got phobia of crumple shirt biggrin.gif



    maybe WTF can la
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:22 PM
    Raymondism

    Was waiting for you to say that. sleep.gif



    now need someone to blame gahmen
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:23 PM
    Shull

    nbz..... he is FT la


    Me no talent.. more like FW.. do jobs that no Singaporeans wanna do... laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:23 PM
    Hondacub777

    nbz..... he is FT la

    Hmmmm? Got serve NS leh,at least a FW no less biggrin.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:24 PM
    Raymondism

    Hmmmm? Got serve NS leh,at least a FW no less biggrin.gif



    FT means FT la

    IC no sure big big one
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:25 PM
    Shull

    Yeah, we all is boh pian, he got pian and serve NS some more, knn, tow now boh hoh say! wacko.gif


    I seriously dunno where to go if i give up my PR and siam NS.. Other than OZ, but that means parents gotta spend more for my education cos no way a 18yo can have the kind of money to study overseas..
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:25 PM
    Raymondism

    Me no talent.. more like FW.. do jobs that no Singaporeans wanna do... laugh.gif



    nbz
    wind cool talk
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:25 PM
    Hondacub777

    maybe WTF can la

    That kuku cold blooded.Anything also makan
    laugh.gif laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:25 PM
    Shull

    shakehead.gif shakehead.gif shakehead.gif


    What's so bad about meeting gf here??? unsure.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:25 PM
    Raymondism

    I seriously dunno where to go if i give up my PR and siam NS.. Other than OZ, but that means parents gotta spend more for my education cos no way a 18yo can have the kind of money to study overseas..


    see.... this one call too many choices...

  • 01 February 2012 - 09:26 PM
    Raymondism

    That kuku cold blooded.Anything also makan
    laugh.gif laugh.gif



    inhumane laugh.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:26 PM
    Raymondism

    What's so bad about meeting gf here??? unsure.gif


    FT come fight for job.... u come here fight for gf...
    no wonder we hv to import brides
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:26 PM
    Shull

    nbz
    wind cool talk


    How many local fresh uni grad (Singaporeans) wanna work in heavy industry like shipyards and construction sites? dry.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:27 PM
    Hondacub777

    I seriously dunno where to go if i give up my PR and siam NS.. Other than OZ, but that means parents gotta spend more for my education cos no way a 18yo can have the kind of money to study overseas..

    By the way,what's ur race? Malay,Indian,Eurasian,Chinese?
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:27 PM
    Raymondism

    How many local fresh uni grad (Singaporeans) wanna work in heavy industry like shipyards and construction sites? dry.gif



    oil n gas pays well
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:28 PM
    Shull

    By the way,what's ur race? Malay,Indian,Eurasian,Chinese?


    Chinese... wink.gif If not how can i type Chinese in here??
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:28 PM
    Hondacub777

    inhumane laugh.gif

    MO he also dare to makan knife.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:29 PM
    Mazdaowner

    now need someone to blame gahmen


    That lanchow lang no balls come in here say one. If dare, nin peh poh ISA. sleep.gif
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:29 PM
    Shull

    oil n gas pays well


    other than oil/gas.. most heavy industry basic pay quite jialat..
  • 01 February 2012 - 09:29 PM
    Mazdaowner

    Me no talent.. more like FW.. do jobs that no Singaporeans wanna do... laugh.gif


    Eyh, you say one hor, say you FW, FW stands for FARKWIT. laugh.gif
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