a good fark wau ahahahau as parent.. ur kid bday.. wat would u wana receive?
ok jokes aside...cash or ntuc voucher...give toys, clothes, etc..end up no use lor .
Pervert! ?????dun know about the mother..but think the father sure need a good fark...RB can give him one good one.....
kid 1yr old...normally no sex life
a good fark wau ahahaha
ok jokes aside...cash or ntuc voucher...give toys, clothes, etc..end up no use lor .
???????
totally agreed with u.For this age,u buy toys,they dun really play.Better give them cash in the form of angpao,the parents still can keep it for the child future educations.a good fark wau ahahaha
ok jokes aside...cash or ntuc voucher...give toys, clothes, etc..end up no use lor .
u as parent.. ur kid bday.. wat would u wana receive?
What about a dozen pack of Durex and a card that says "Regrets?"
wau hahaha...forget to ask RB if mother chio or not...hahaha...u sibei bo kia gaobu tulan.
totally agreed with u.For this age,u buy toys,they dun really play.Better give them cash in the form of angpao,the parents still can keep it for the child future educations.
but i scat parents use it for themselves..
ok la.. i'll settle for vouchers.. thanks yous eberybardies.
wau hahaha...forget to ask RB if mother chio or not...
nope.
pls hor.. for 10 mths ..dun have...wife give birth liao...first 1-2 months cannot, after that too late coz baby needs attention.....Pervert! ?????
total is about 2 yr....by then..u dun dare to bend down coz sperm will flow out from your nostrils......
pls hor.. for 10 mths ..dun have...wife give birth liao...first 1-2 months cannot, after that too late coz baby needs attention.....
total is about 2 yr....by then..u dun dare to bend down coz sperm will flow out from your nostrils......
jin funny!!!!but thruout preg no have meh?!?! cannot b rite?!
then no choice...i have to pass u her "present"nope.
dun feel right....she preg leh...and doing that thing seem abit preverted...
but thruout preg no have meh?!?! cannot b rite?!
dun feel right....she preg leh...and doing that thing seem abit preverted...
really 10months no have?!!
then how? train ur arms ah?
dun know about the mother..but think the father sure need a good fark...RB can give him one good one.....
kid 1yr old...normally no sex life
OUTSOURCEreally 10months no have?!!
then how? train ur arms ah?
OUTSOURCE
dun feel right....she preg leh...and doing that thing seem abit preverted...
Usually up to 4-5 mths still alright leh.. then after giving birth.. after 1-2 mth ok liao..
total 6-7mth nia.. DIY lor..
???????
is that chinese words? okok......submit me your quotation lor ...i review
okok......submit me your quotation lor ...i review
simi quotation?
all dat tok abt u teary aft seeing wife in labour.. just went down the drain..
impress hor!
i oso feel tat way..
baby girl 1st birthday.buy wat besides clothes ah?
Vibrating Pacifier.
or u mean bao ang bao ah?
Knn, parents out to make a quick buck from everyone they know. nbcb.
Next MU I promise, promise I will whack him up. Remind me hor.
nice but expensive..
they r selling Bah ku teh...not BEAR ku teh lor...if bear i dun mind paying more
I give you my piece of BAH , koot koot to suck on lor.
i paiseh scare my baby see me nake......Usually up to 4-5 mths still alright leh.. then after giving birth.. after 1-2 mth ok liao..
total 6-7mth nia.. DIY lor..
how abt after that leh.......
Vibrating Pacifier.
knn... double use right?
pls hor.. for 10 mths ..dun have...wife give birth liao...first 1-2 months cannot, after that too late coz baby needs attention.....
total is about 2 yr....by then..u dun dare to bend down coz sperm will flow out from your nostrils......
knncb, cannot co missions with you, position sure compromised by laughter.
i paiseh scare my baby see me nake......
how abt after that leh.......
knn... see you nakeD or see your Snake?
your wife wont demand meh??dun feel right....she preg leh...and doing that thing seem abit preverted...
knn... double use right?
Yeah, child and parents can both enjoy.
wau hahaha....dun worry...during mission i drag axx...n too tired to talk liao wau hahahaknncb, cannot co missions with you, position sure compromised by laughter.
knn... see you nakeD or see your Snake?
Millipede.
...sorry let me correct myself...see my snake nake wau hahahaknn... see you nakeD or see your Snake?
you circumsicse huh?? if not how come snake naked??...sorry let me correct myself...see my snake nake wau hahaha
sigh....my wife...1st 3 months will puke and lie on bed sometime even go hospital to be put on drip...your wife wont demand meh??
by the time she regain energy n want...cannot liao...so can only eat....err..eat the food that she graving for
bro...dun tell me u r virgin har...go inside automatically......"mask" off....no ?you circumsicse huh?? if not how come snake naked??
still can lah... if you not scare.. i also scare... but ermm.. have to perform duty. if not they think we dont like them cause they look fat...sigh....my wife...1st 3 months will puke and lie on bed sometime even go hospital to be put on drip...
by the time she regain energy n want...cannot liao...so can only eat....err..eat the food that she graving for
Anyway, Having intimacy during those period will actually help them in giving birth... or so those expert say.
that only happen if the other party not high enough lor.bro...dun tell me u r virgin har...go inside automatically......"mask" off....no ?
Millipede.
You over estimate liao.. was thinking those microscopic worm..
Millipede? your hair grow until tip of your KKJ?Millipede.
time to shave
yup..that i read somewhere...easier for the mother....but just feel weird.......hahahastill can lah... if you not scare.. i also scare... but ermm.. have to perform duty. if not they think we dont like them cause they look fat...
Anyway, Having intimacy during those period will actually help them in giving birth... or so those expert say.
PERFORM DUTY...wau hahaha...
Millipede? your hair grow until tip of your KKJ?
time to shave
Give more sensation to the gal hor...
u shld sell your patent to durex.....DUREX HAIRGive more sensation to the gal hor...
yeah.. i understand how you feel.yup..that i read somewhere...easier for the mother....but just feel weird.......hahaha
PERFORM DUTY...wau hahaha...
dont want to damage the by products.
though there is one with a small hand infont type??u shld sell your patent to durex.....DUREX HAIR
Edited by Joseph22, 13 January 2012 - 04:50 PM.
yeah.. i understand how you feel.
dont want to damage the by products.
yup...dun want to scare the baby hahaha
is it?though there is one with a small hand infont type??
i only know of feather, together, love, studded, rib, performa,flavour, watelse
have hair one?
talking about hand not hair.is it?
i only know of feather, together, love, studded, rib, performa,flavour, watelse
have hair one?
wau hahahah paiseh paisehtalking about hand not hair.
I lend u some porn lah.Then u sit on sofa and find a edge to rubpls hor.. for 10 mths ..dun have...wife give birth liao...first 1-2 months cannot, after that too late coz baby needs attention.....
total is about 2 yr....by then..u dun dare to bend down coz sperm will flow out from your nostrils......
nbz...ask me to "AH LU BA" my sofa? bu yao....I lend u some porn lah.Then u sit on sofa and find a edge to rub
then i will scream SOFA KING GOOD!!!I lend u some porn lah.Then u sit on sofa and find a edge to rub
nbz...ask me to "AH LU BA" my sofa? bu yao....
Go google TENGA lah...
is it office safe?...bu yao hai woGo google TENGA lah...
You over estimate liao.. was thinking those microscopic worm..
Maggot?
Millipede? your hair grow until tip of your KKJ?
time to shave
That is why I say you are damn stupid. If LP got hair, knn, can become Emperor.
is it office safe?...bu yao hai wo
yes.. consperm office safe...
Maggot?
Maggot still can be seen by naked eye..
Microscopic cannot be seen by naked eye
LP hair ok...but his hair all the way to the tip....like brushThat is why I say you are damn stupid. If LP got hair, knn, can become Emperor.
LP hair ok...but his hair all the way to the tip....like brush
LJ so short huh??
wonder if raymond has this problem iajahahaLJ so short huh??
LP hair ok...but his hair all the way to the tip....like brush
Knn, don't change subject here, you say my LP got hair on the tip, bow down, I'm the Emperor, and suck my hairy tipped prick.
Again? Wats the score now?GOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
epic!
So free ah... whole day surf MCF and 9GAG...
see beeGOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 - 0 liao...Again? Wats the score now?
everytime MO score the score jumps by 2....becoz...of his 2 (.)(.)
So free ah... whole day surf MCF and 9GAG...
where got whole day..
effective multi-tasking..
aya u dun kw one la..man cannot multitask.
ROYL tok rot...who say man cantwhere got whole day..
effective multi-tasking..
aya u dun kw one la..man cannot multitask.
i breathing, looking , clicking the mouse, shaking my leg , digging nose and farking all in one go
Nobody say you mantok rot...who say man cant
i breathing, looking , clicking the mouse, shaking my leg , digging nose and farking all in one go
Again? Wats the score now?
WhoThisFreak = 0 MO=2
tok rot...who say man cant
i breathing, looking , clicking the mouse, shaking my leg , digging nose and farking all in one go
u fish.
4 - 0 liao...
everytime MO score the score jumps by 2....becoz...of his 2 (.)(.)
Jealous cos yours smaller then RB.
tok rot...who say man cant
i breathing, looking , clicking the mouse, shaking my leg , digging nose and farking all in one go
You not man, you long kow her
i go home n check....shucksNobody say you man
i go home n check....shucks
KNN LOOSE LIOW, USE THIS EXCUSE TO CHOW HOME! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Check what, gills ah?
Edited by Mazdaowner, 13 January 2012 - 05:52 PM.
u fish.
want me to swim inside u?
want me to swim inside u?
???????? ah, ? bu ting ?...
and drive safe!!
ciao!
Edited by Porker, 14 January 2012 - 03:14 AM.
want me to swim inside u?
I prefer to swim inside her....
Bro. Online virtual proposal ah? WooHoo!
I prefer to swim inside her....
WTF swim inside toilet bowl, morning, boh liow.
That salted fish swim everywhere lah.As long as got holes,he will make his way thereWTF swim inside toilet bowl, morning, boh liow.
Bro. Online virtual proposal ah? WooHoo!
You missed the joke lah big brudder.
The title of the song is "YOU CAME"... prelude is leak pre-cum right?
That salted fish swim everywhere lah.As long as got holes,he will make his way there
Salted fish used in peranakan fried rice is awesome, in other dishes as well,
this fish is not a salted fish, more of a kiam kah nah.
The only hole he goes in is this hole.
You missed the joke lah big brudder.
The title of the song is "YOU CAME"... prelude is leak pre-cum right?
I know lah bro. Just kidding you also lah, but can consider lor, she
Then both can have chill-learn.
My bad.Salted fish too "atas" for him.Maybe sperm whale.His brain full of spermSalted fish used in peranakan fried rice is awesome, in other dishes as well,
this fish is not a salted fish, more of a kiam kah nah.
goes in is this hole.
My bad.Salted fish too "atas" for him.Maybe sperm whale.His brain full of sperm
Sperm whale graceful lah, and also ne not that big, knn, suay chiek, suay chiak, kah nah chi tay sai.
MU he sure one to one with me one.
You take wrong side, your karchng tio PORK liow hor. Boh choot today meh? Knn everywhere all siao, buy food, supermarkets all crowded since yesterday. I wanted to buy some meat, knn all packed like siao, don't buy. Morining drove to East Coast, buy some nonya kuay kuay, knn, too busy, boh cho, nb.
Knn,Im working.But now lunch time at clementi hawker.Sperm whale graceful lah, and also ne not that big, knn, suay chiek, suay chiak, kah nah chi tay sai.
MU he sure one to one with me one.
Boh choot today meh? Knn everywhere all siao, buy food, supermarkets all crowded since yesterday. I wanted to buy some meat, knn all packed like siao, don't buy. Morining drove to East Coast, buy some nonya kuay kuay, knn, too busy, boh cho, nb.
I saw the bloody Q for Bak gua
And yes,sibei crowded
Knn,Im working.But now lunch time at clementi hawker.
I saw the bloody Q for Bak gua
And yes,sibei crowded
why bloody?menses? or fight? LOL
The bak gua is red.why bloody?menses? or fight? LOL
Or maybe the name of the shop.Bloody bak gua
Bear with it,CNY around the corner!gd moaning on a tired Monday
To me,most sian is after CNY.Nothing to look forward liao.
Bear with it,CNY around the corner!
To me,most sian is after CNY.Nothing to look forward liao.
bear? where?
most sian for me is still need to go back office after CNY!!!
ive not started on my spring clean! DIE!
read the lyrics......
Here...dun worry be happy
read the lyrics......
u listen to teeny booper tracks ah?
u listen to teeny booper tracks ah?
lalio alwes on 91.3....so yeah 
JaMbAN
simi quotation?
all dat tok abt u teary aft seeing wife in labour.. just went down the drain..
quotation for me to outsource "piak piak" to u... wau hahaha
pls.....most men will tok only will do or not is another thing...
no wonder..i tot i saw a SHE-MAN utterly familiar in bugis selling clothes.....JMAN!! ur shop ah??? spotted at bugis village!
no wonder..i tot i saw a SHE-MAN utterly familiar in bugis selling clothes.....
sexy or not?
Who dun need?bear? where?
most sian for me is still need to go back office after CNY!!!
JMAN!! ur shop ah??? spotted at bugis village!
basket can sue or not??
but he smart, put J-man not jman make it a bit difficult
basket can sue or not??
but he smart, put J-man not jman make it a bit difficult
wa lau.. it's ok to open a retail line selling women clothes ma..
no need to hide one..
btw, got discount?
wa lau.. it's ok to open a retail line selling women clothes ma..
no need to hide one..
btw, got discount?
sure got, 70% for those v gown no wonder..i tot i saw a SHE-MAN utterly familiar in bugis selling clothes.....
I ever work for a local brand woman fashion (those chao chao $200 and above one)....
4 months was all I can take..... include 2 months of honeymoon period
You go around smelling womens clothe? Strange fetish but we can understand.I ever work for a local brand woman fashion (those chao chao $200 and above one)....
4 months was all I can take..... include 2 months of honeymoon period
??bear? where?
most sian for me is still need to go back office after CNY!!!
not bad...if u dun look at the face...wanted to squeeze the butt but scare it bleed....wau hahahasexy or not?
not bad...if u dun look at the face...wanted to squeeze the butt but scare it bleed....wau hahaha
u scared the butt bleed? how come?!
I ever work for a local brand woman fashion (those chao chao $200 and above one)....
4 months was all I can take..... include 2 months of honeymoon period
as those sales assistant?....NBZ.who will ask u for help? name starting with M? EnvyI ever work for a local brand woman fashion (those chao chao $200 and above one)....
4 months was all I can take..... include 2 months of honeymoon period
Do u erect most of the time while working there?
hey u damm prevert to ask this type of prevert questions...Envy
Do u erect most of the time while working there?
Jman...did u PCC in the fitting rooms?
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