tell the client your office close at 2pm wau hahahaaMorning everyone!!!!
Today boss declare half day!!
Only for those who have nothing to do.. and i got meeting with client at 2pm
Morning everyone!!!!
Today boss declare half day!!
Only for those who have nothing to do.. and i got meeting with client at 2pm
i very busy...
MCF whole day... in between got a lunch....
stil dunno wat to do other than surf MCF...
tell the client your office close at 2pm wau hahahaa
tell client your car beak down.. and cannot find mechanic to come repair... no tow truck to tow also... then phone battery flat...
Edited by Raymondism, 20 January 2012 - 08:54 AM.
Morning everyone!!!!
Today boss declare half day!!
Only for those who have nothing to do.. and i got meeting with client at 2pm
lucky u! i mean ur colleagues..
shd tell ur client to cut u some slack. go home and embrace the horeeday la..
i very busy...
MCF whole day... in between got a lunch....
stil dunno wat to do other than surf MCF...
wah.. u jin cham...
hurt becoz battery LICK...i mean leak....dildo can hurt ok LOL
wah.. u jin cham...
dunno today i can break my 300 barrier or not
Morning everyone!!!!
Today boss declare half day!!
Only for those who have nothing to do.. and i got meeting with client at 2pm
Call client to cancel meeting, half day more important
NBZ...she is trying to hint to u that she needs a Dick lor...u cannot get the hintlast time one taiwanese lady (supplier) ask me to buy for her LOL
Call client to cancel meeting, half day more important
good luck to your boss
NBZ...she is trying to hint to u that she needs a Dick lor...u cannot get the hint
i know my limitations...
she has a preference for longer things...
tell the client your office close at 2pm wau hahahaa
tell client your car beak down.. and cannot find mechanic to come repair... no tow truck to tow also... then phone battery flat...
Call client to cancel meeting, half day more important
Come back from holiday, this job gonna start immediately.. Cannot postpone liao..
u can always use your limbs......i know my limitations...
she has a preference for longer things...
Come back from holiday, this job gonna start immediately.. Cannot postpone liao..
take MC la
u can always use your limbs......
FIST?
i very busy...
MCF whole day... in between got a lunch....
stil dunno wat to do other than surf MCF...
go Loyang have breakfast with RB, drop by town have lunch with me or wtf, tea break in jurong with bear or MO or shull, go for a swim with hondacub.... see your life can be sooooo fulfilling
Edited by Jman888, 20 January 2012 - 09:03 AM.
take MC la
LOL.. i'm sitting in my office liao.. if take MC, now i will be posting from my phone..
LOL.. i'm sitting in my office liao.. if take MC, now i will be posting from my phone..
sudd ur tummyache. can mc.
go Loyang have breakfast with RB, drop by town have lunch with me or wtf, tea break in jurong with bear or MO or shull, go for a swim with hondacub.... see your life can be sooooo fulfilling
loyang for breakfast is kinda far.. i can only make it to the cafeteria downstairs..... cos my wife left home early.. and i hv yet to take my bf
lunch cannot leh... office got low hei....
tea break at anson ccf????? ai mai?
sudd ur tummyache. can mc.
he not women cannot anyhow got tummy ache one
Edited by Jman888, 20 January 2012 - 09:05 AM.
huh?LOL.. i'm sitting in my office liao.. if take MC, now i will be posting from my phone..
if doctor say u r sick, means u r sick..
he not women cannot anyhow got tummy ache one
Now i tummyache due to laughing too hard..
he not women cannot anyhow got tummy ache one
oh..he not ah.. i tot he dua neh bu. (based on his avatar)
Come back from holiday, this job gonna start immediately.. Cannot postpone liao..
of dun postpone...bring forward to next year instead
he not women cannot anyhow got tummy ache one
some men.. do get injured at the a*se
loyang for breakfast is kinda far.. i can only make it to the cafeteria downstairs..... cos my wife left home early.. and i hv yet to take my bf
lunch cannot leh... office got low hei....
tea break at anson ccf????? ai mai?
I thought you planning the life while you kkylp
oh..he not ah.. i tot he dua neh bu. (based on his avatar)
if neh so big, i wont talk to her liao
dun like tua nehs...
I thought you planning the life while you kkylp
planning simi life? i still in office hor
yup...feasting....i mean fistingFIST?
yup...feasting....i mean fisting
i just had abalone for dinner last night.. LOL
oh..he not ah.. i tot he dua neh bu. (based on his avatar)
even if he was, timing must be right, once a month right??
even if he was, timing must be right, once a month right??
You dunno some women are especially horny during THAT time of the month?
even if he was, timing must be right, once a month right??
abt 7 days in every 28 days..
LOL
You dunno some women are especially horny during THAT time of the month?
agree.....
err... i read from internet
u lick abalone? me 2.......i just had abalone for dinner last night.. LOL
agreed that is y it bleeds....to signal u to put a STOPPER inagree.....
err... i read from internet
u lick abalone? me 2.......
not only lick.. i nibble...
agreed that is y it bleeds....to signal u to put a STOPPER in
i would call it a cramp relieving injection...
then she never slap your head and scream "painful hor!!"not only lick.. i nibble...
Edited by Whathefish, 20 January 2012 - 09:21 AM.
yours is so fine ?i would call it a cramp relieving injection...
then she never step your head and scream "painful hor!!"
cb
nibble lightly la..
not asking u to chew it off..
yours is so fine ?
its a fine art but the syringe is big.. albeit short
yours is so fine ?
It doesn't matter, as long as whatever that needs to be injected.. is well, injected...
Edited by Shull, 20 January 2012 - 09:37 AM.
its a fine art but the syringe is big.. albeit short
???
his toto tonight is 7million ah..
think he went malaysiawhere's hondacub? he today off aldy isit?
his toto tonight is 7million ah..
think he went malaysia
hope you guys win the toto tonight!
2,16,19,26,34,42, 5
where's hondacub? he today off aldy isit?
his toto tonight is 7million ah..
i hope he win first price with another 99 others
and i win second price... by myself..
think he went malaysia
ipoh and penang
hope you guys win the toto tonight!
2,16,19,26,34,42, 5
system 7?
???
i think the needle is more than 2"
system 7?
I think 5 is additional number..
I think 5 is additional number..
dunno wor...
i hope he win first price with another 99 others
and i win second price... by myself..
dunno wor...
i oso dunno. just give random 7 numbers.
scarly open.
i oso dunno. just give random 7 numbers.
scarly open.
gd gd
prison in austria.
Not the one in Norway meh?
http://www.time.com/...2137368,00.html
edit: After some checks, Austria has one also..
Edited by Shull, 20 January 2012 - 10:47 AM.
prison in austria.
OK I go here and rape some girls, then go in to.enjoy life
OK I go here and rape some girls, then go in to.enjoy life
5 of the world's most lux prison
Too bad none are in SG..
OK I go here and rape some girls, then go in to.enjoy life
go there and retire hor.. good idea leh..
OK I go here and rape some girls, then go in to.enjoy life
rapists usually get sodomised...
rapists usually get sodomised...
OK turn gay before going in, double enjoyment
went diving!!! MO AWESOME COACH!! NEVER SCOLD ME!!! jin happy..
When I saw so flat, I was SPEECHLESS.
CNY can wait one meh?
Met Jman just now lah, his mum was with him. I got my stuff, then told him I chow first.
One big box of fish, prawns, etc.. have to vacuum pack and freeze, cos all fresh.
no meat
The bone, can eat Tulong.
tell client your car beak down.. and cannot find mechanic to come repair... no tow truck to tow also... then phone battery flat...
Yeah, and all that really happen, is tio bay pio liow.
Call client to cancel meeting, half day more important
You so fast finish liow ah? Eyh, the crab meat, goes in last hor. It's already cooked.
go Loyang have breakfast with RB, drop by town have lunch with me or wtf, tea break in jurong with bear or MO or shull, go for a swim with hondacub.... see your life can be sooooo fulfilling
Yeah true hor.
When I saw so flat, I was SPEECHLESS.
less resistance...
Yeah, and all that really happen, is tio bay pio liow.
CNY .. alot of mechanics and tow truck maybe "closed for CNY"
less resistance...
The two raisins caused a lot of drag.
CNY .. alot of mechanics and tow truck maybe "closed for CNY"
Got some still open 24hrs. Price niah.
The two raisins caused a lot of drag.
Use scotch tape and streamline it...
Use scotch tape and streamline it...
Was thinking in line use dive knife cut off.
Use as bait for fish. RB, I got rendang, you wanna come take one pack? I vacuum pack liow.
wah..... very tempting leh...
eh wait.. cannot.
but thank you for asking!
wah..... very tempting leh...
eh wait.. cannot.
but thank you for asking!
Why cannot? You want, after CNY collect from me. I pack all like 300g per pack. WIll be deep freeze today.
The two raisins caused a lot of drag.
turbulence is necessary in order to break the drag resulting from laminar flow..
turbulence is necessary in order to break the drag resulting from laminar flow..
Behind her a lot of fish follow leh, all want to nibble the raisins.
ok, going out again, need to buy fruits etc..
turbulence is necessary in order to break the drag resulting from laminar flow..
But turbulent flow create lots of energy loss.. unless it's at the right places..
Behind her a lot of fish follow leh, all want to nibble the raisins.
ok, going out again, need to buy fruits etc..
remember to get some raisins...
uneven surface allows the projectile to go further.. dun beleive? look at golf balls...
But turbulent flow create lots of energy loss.. unless it's at the right places..
no choice.. laminar flow has a speed limit.... not turbulent flow
Why cannot? You want, after CNY collect from me. I pack all like 300g per pack. WIll be deep freeze today.
aft CNY then i take!
u tink can last till i 4th feb MU? regardless happening or not.. 4th feb i take.. can rite?
aft CNY then i take!
u tink can last till i 4th feb MU? regardless happening or not.. 4th feb i take.. can rite?
u gg overseas ar?
no choice.. laminar flow has a speed limit.... not turbulent flow
Hahahaa.. fluid mechanics.. tell me about it.. i never liked it in Uni.. especially turbulent flow, too many theories and none of it fits all scenarios..
study enough to pass the module can liao.. Hahahaa.. fluid mechanics.. tell me about it.. i never liked it in Uni.. especially turbulent flow, too many theories and none of it fits all scenarios..
cant remember liao
i only know u gotta make sure its wet most of the time.. else it will be painful....
but sometimes.. a bit friction is good....
RB say one
u gg overseas ar?
huh.. no ah.. i dun tink i can squeeze time from now till cny go his place take.. and too many food to eat oso..
his rendang mus eat on its own one.. can slowly savour.
knn...kena steel sheet in tyre
high tensile? 50ksi? or 36 ksi?
lol
my ex colleague kena before also..
knn...kena steel sheet in tyre
steel sheet?! how? high tensile? 50ksi? or 36 ksi?
lol
my ex colleague kena before also..
It is like those SSTL fastener kind, like that erm....band-it kind of thing. Dunno how deep it goes. Gonna leave it there until I go down to my workshop later. Lucky they still open.
high tensile? 50ksi? or 36 ksi?
lol
my ex colleague kena before also..
EH36?
Parts and parcels of driving in Jurong..
Wa meng Ti, Wa Meng ti.
EH36?
Parts and parcels of driving in Jurong..
yalor, sibei sianz. I think I go pangsai.
It is like those SSTL fastener kind, like that erm....band-it kind of thing. Dunno how deep it goes. Gonna leave it there until I go down to my workshop later. Lucky they still open.
MO say still hv open.. price niah...
cant remember liao
i only know u gotta make sure its wet most of the time.. else it will be painful....
but sometimes.. a bit friction is good....
RB say one
knn.. this one is pipe flow theory liao...
EH36?
Parts and parcels of driving in Jurong..
ship plate...
dunno wor.. i am not the pipe...knn.. this one is pipe flow theory liao...
lol
Wa meng Ti, Wa Meng ti.
gong hei fart choi.
ship plate...
how did the plate get so sharp to puncture your tires?
gong hei fart choi.
he is asking the heavens and u tell him Gong xi fa cai???
how did the plate get so sharp to puncture your tires?
u try take out your shoes and kick the plate with your bare toes....
see wat happens lor...
dunno wor.. i am not the pipe...
lol
hahahaa... lubricant must be correct viscosity too..
he is asking the heavens and u tell him Gong xi fa cai???
I literally laughed out when reading this comment.. colleagues all turn around and looked at me..
hahahaa... lubricant must be correct viscosity too..
like i say.. some friction is welcomed..
u try out in bali lor....
u try take out your shoes and kick the plate with your bare toes....
see wat happens lor...
i mean, normally steel sheets will be lying flat on the ground mah..
like i say.. some friction is welcomed..
u try out in bali lor....
That's why we talking about anal after eating peanuts... a few pages back
he is asking the heavens and u tell him Gong xi fa cai???
i mean it could be a sign.. small money out, tonite big money will roll in for him..
i mean, normally steel sheets will be lying flat on the ground mah..
the steel plates may not be perfectly straight... or sticking to the ground....
Edited by Raymondism, 20 January 2012 - 12:05 PM.
gong hei fart choi.
Edited by Bavarian, 20 January 2012 - 12:05 PM.
i mean it could be a sign.. small money out, tonite big money will roll in for him..
????
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AWESOME!! jin funny!!!!
I literally laughed out when reading this comment.. colleagues all turn around and looked at me..
Oh, forgot to tell ya. This thread is sometimes bad for your office image.
Oh, forgot to tell ya. This thread is sometimes bad for your office image.
hahaha... thank you ah...
hahaha... thank you ah...
u can recover by standing up and say " Today is the first day of the rest of my life!"
Love the part when the music stops and the lion head mouths "Everyday I'm shuffling"
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