My family always go to this temple lah, wife very pantang, says prefer this temple,
I share the same sentiments.
oh ok... the temple got calligraphy from Qing emperor.. Guang Xu
very old temple....
Ok what, bring go petrol station lor, and pah 98 or Shell VPower.
Diesel oil better.
sorry hor...i will pump "Yew Sia" or CNGOk what, bring go petrol station lor, and pah 98 or Shell VPower.
imagine she come to me and say...."i long time never "Pah Yew" aka pump petrol liao"
who?
actually instant result...buy 2 pineapples and place under her bra........fast n cheapdont let him bluff you. really will make you neh neh bigger one if its at the correct shape, position and angle.
It work like a manifying glass.
har......tot just keep fish only.....last time i use to keep fish at home....later no time i just remove them....
?????, ??????
old spinster cum xiao ren in my office...who?
sibei suay...first time i kana someone in my team......
wau hahahaha......ren bu wei ji...sorry Yu bu wei ji?????, ??????
dont let him bluff you. really will make you neh neh bigger one if its at the correct shape, position and angle.
It work like a manifying glass.
Knn, i thot you were going to say, use the KOI fish to suck suck.
old spinster cum xiao ren in my office...
sibei suay...first time i kana someone in my team......
put simi tian Lu
roll up some old socks n put on your pants la...
she sees the bulge sure wet....
wan me to donate soccer socks or not? looks bigger
Knn, i thot you were going to say, use the KOI fish to suck suck.
I scare later you say, cannot find anything to suck
pls...i already say b4 liao...later she ask me to "top up " full tank for her... i faintzput simi tian Lu
roll up some old socks n put on your pants la...
she sees the bulge sure wet....
wan me to donate soccer socks or not? looks bigger
?????, ??????
???,?????
???,?????
I scare later you say, cannot find anything to suck
saw another nick Joseph27, your clone brother?
saw another nick Joseph27, your clone brother?
clone or brother?
pls...i already say b4 liao...later she ask me to "top up " full tank for her... i faintz
why faint?
maybe she become your ?? from now on
if u can't bring yourself to do it, ask hondacub lor
put simi tian Lu
roll up some old socks n put on your pants la...
she sees the bulge sure wet....
wan me to donate soccer socks or not? looks bigger
Use toilet roll lah, after that can use the paper to wipe clean lor.
saw another nick Joseph27, your clone brother?
wau hahaha ...clone should have same name right? because same model number
???,?????
low quality fish if steamed, not nice
why faint?
maybe she become your ?? from now on
if u can't bring yourself to do it, ask hondacub lor
pls later hondacub go into hiding...she might keep pestering me for his whereabouts....coz i intro to her...
dun want hahaha
I scare later you say, cannot find anything to suck
Got lah....nah, peekture.
sadly no...saw another nick Joseph27, your clone brother?
i saw Joseph223 too..
initially i thought i kenna clone. then realise, they exist earlier than me.
Edited by Joseph22, 30 January 2012 - 04:40 PM.
then become smaller n smaller...Use toilet roll lah, after that can use the paper to wipe clean lor.
sadly no...
i saw Joseph223 too..
initially i thought i kenna clone. then realise, they exist earlier than me.
so u r their clone la
why faint?
maybe she become your ?? from now on
if u can't bring yourself to do it, ask hondacub lor
??????????, once i thought a female colleague was my ??, after few months, she was my biggest nightmare
yeah lor...so u r their clone la
i though i am only Troll nia.. now also become clone
why faint?
maybe she become your ?? from now on
if u can't bring yourself to do it, ask hondacub lor
If he say he cannot means he pau toh himself, he said before, got hole he will do one.
pls later hondacub go into hiding...she might keep pestering me for his whereabouts....coz i intro to her...
dun want hahaha
when tat happens... u must give the evil laughter to her....
very cold is it? shrink until like thisGot lah....nah, peekture.
then become smaller n smaller...
Use kitchen towels lor.
he is rubbish mouth LOLIf he say he cannot means he pau toh himself, he said before, got hole he will do one.
y? she keep asking for more???????????, once i thought a female colleague was my ??, after few months, she was my biggest nightmare
wau hahaha ...clone should have same name right? because same model number
yes, there will be joseph999999.......
???????joseph, ???????? jospeh .........
??????????, once i thought a female colleague was my ??, after few months, she was my biggest nightmare
then u need to buy a very very big fish tank n hire bro wtf to sit inside
got law say clones cannot be troll meh?yeah lor...
i though i am only Troll nia.. now also become clone
y? she keep asking for more?
if IA then use tongue lor
got law say clones cannot be troll meh?
Its bad enough to be a Troll... now a Clone..
how low can a forumer be if he is a Cloned Troll?? not even a original Troll
Edited by Joseph22, 30 January 2012 - 04:47 PM.
he is rubbish mouth LOL
Yeah, last week evening newspaper also got report.
Hi all!
Sorry to divert the topic. I was looking around for the best suited heading but couldn't find any. :P
I was wondering if anyone knows where I can customise make car sign? The ones that you would hand in your car, with all sorts of sentences, pics etc?
I wanna make one that says: I am just a CHARBO. haha. since I know male drivers always make this remark when they see a lady driver.
Thanks in advance!
, but i ask him does he know how smelly the water was, then he LL open the door 313????????????
???313??????Starbucks????????????????45??????????
????5????????313Somerset???????Starbucks??????????????????????????????????????????
??????45?????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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then u need to buy a very very big fish tank n hire bro wtf to sit inside
can put some water inside ? so i can swim
Hi all!
Sorry to divert the topic. I was looking around for the best suited heading but couldn't find any. :P
I was wondering if anyone knows where I can customise make car sign? The ones that you would hand in your car, with all sorts of sentences, pics etc?
I wanna make one that says: I am just a CHARBO. haha. since I know male drivers always make this remark when they see a lady driver.
Thanks in advance!
?? simi car sign? decals?
Hi all!
Sorry to divert the topic. I was looking around for the best suited heading but couldn't find any. :P
I was wondering if anyone knows where I can customise make car sign? The ones that you would hand in your car, with all sorts of sentences, pics etc?
I wanna make one that says: I am just a CHARBO. haha. since I know male drivers always make this remark when they see a lady driver.
Thanks in advance!
http://www.signarama.com.sg/
Hi all!
Sorry to divert the topic. I was looking around for the best suited heading but couldn't find any. :P
I was wondering if anyone knows where I can customise make car sign? The ones that you would hand in your car, with all sorts of sentences, pics etc?
I wanna make one that says: I am just a CHARBO. haha. since I know male drivers always make this remark when they see a lady driver.
Thanks in advance!
I was there (dine at marche) yesterday when this happen, i came up from marche and saw the 'water fall' in front of the shop that me and family cannot walk to the other side and the glass door was close to prevent people from coming in, i ask the security to open the glass door to let me out, he ask me to go from the other side
313????????????
???313??????Starbucks????????????????45??????????
????5????????313Somerset???????Starbucks??????????????????????????????????????????
??????45?????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????30.01.2012??????
security oso one kind kuku.. LOL!!
wow...very helpful hor wau hahahahahttp://www.ministryo...ny_profile.html
http://www.signarama.com.sg/
Its bad enough to be a Troll... now a Clone..
how low can a forumer be if he is a Cloned Troll?? not even a original Troll
a forumer is a forumer
where got simi troll simi lj
Hi all!
Sorry to divert the topic. I was looking around for the best suited heading but couldn't find any. :P
I was wondering if anyone knows where I can customise make car sign? The ones that you would hand in your car, with all sorts of sentences, pics etc?
I wanna make one that says: I am just a CHARBO. haha. since I know male drivers always make this remark when they see a lady driver.
Thanks in advance!
dun waste money
pple will know if u r woman driver
LOL
dun waste money
pple will know if u r woman driver
LOL
since u now kkylp, u should start using ur kopimachine rite?
since u now kkylp, u should start using ur kopimachine rite?
I also say, most probably cannot find coffee beans, later he will call me say com my house "borrow" some.
dun waste money
pple will know if u r woman driver
LOL
Actually not all women drivers at like that one. Some really are damn good drivers.
since u now kkylp, u should start using ur kopimachine rite?
ylp need to use machine? LOL
I also say, most probably cannot find coffee beans, later he will call me say com my house "borrow" some.
can buy or take bo
borrow still must return
Actually not all women drivers at like that one. Some really are damn good drivers.
agree...apparently she is not else why would she need a sign or decal?
can buy or take bo
borrow still must return
I 'lend" you one sample.
agree...apparently she is not else why would she need a sign or decal?
"Single and available" ??
ylp need to use machine? LOL
machine will vibrate gently one ma.
I 'lend" you one sample.
mai
"Single and available" ??
now married ones more in demand... dun believe ask YSL
can b painful to vibrate LPmachine will vibrate gently one ma.
machine will vibrate gently one ma.
That machine no mechanical parts and don't use electricity lah.
mai
I GIVE you lah.
now married ones more in demand... dun believe ask YSL
y? no string attached?
That machine no mechanical parts and don't use electricity lah.
oh... then... sit on washing machine? since he kkylp now so chores likely he has to do.
can b painful to vibrate LP
RB use vibrator to brush teeth and stir coffee.
can b painful to vibrate LP
eh but seriously.. u never tot of using it since u have time on hand now..
RB use vibrator to brush teeth and stir coffee.
stir coffee i use WTF kuku. short enough.
That machine no mechanical parts and don't use electricity lah.
and it is not a machine
oh... then... sit on washing machine? since he kkylp now so chores likely he has to do.
Nothing to do also will sian after some time. Too much to do also sian. knn.
no beans LOL....eh but seriously.. u never tot of using it since u have time on hand now..
tell u what... u help me take from MO
then I take from you
I GIVE you lah.
10Q!
stir coffee i use WTF kuku. short enough.
then u hold it tightly hor..... no beans LOL....
tell u what... u help me take from MO
then I take from you
simi.i stay so close to u, u ask me go take from him.
ni hui bu hui pai sey de? apprently, bu hui lor..
y? no string attached?
u ask so much for wat?
u already hv your spinster....
oh... then... sit on washing machine? since he kkylp now so chores likely he has to do.
die... today's housework din do
got free milk come out some more
die... today's housework din do
then b/w 9am - 4pm, what were u doing???
simi.i stay so close to u, u ask me go take from him.
ni hui bu hui pai sey de? apprently, bu hui lor..
petrol not cheap leh
jman keep quiet hor.... he work near my area
got free milk come out some more
can do coffee art oso. if u squeeze properly.
die... today's housework din do
siao liao, whole day stay at home surf mcf, never do house work, sure kena from wife tonite!
dun sabo us say it was our fault
Edited by Jman888, 30 January 2012 - 05:32 PM.
petrol not cheap leh
jman keep quiet hor.... he work near my area
he of course keep quiet la.
if u start "borrowing" beans frm MO, means he get less leh..
petrol not cheap leh
jman keep quiet hor.... he work near my area
issit? you mean paya lebar? i went to the workshop there ...
ok i give you some, tomorrow come to beach road, we have bak kut teh
then b/w 9am - 4pm, what were u doing???
9am looking for kopi place at hooper road
11am read book st home
12pm eat at Bagus halal Yong tau hu near anson ccf
1pm go frankel ave kopi
2pm go back office return charger
3pm kopi w colleague
4pm back MCF
issit? you mean paya lebar? i went to the workshop there ...
ok i give you some, tomorrow come to beach road, we have bak kut teh
u giving him the going to lao hong one isit?
he of course keep quiet la.
if u start "borrowing" beans frm MO, means he get less leh..
i got more than enough, yet to finish the last pack from more than 1 month ago
u giving him the going to lao hong one isit?
smart girl
stir coffee i use WTF kuku. short enough.
short how to stir?
9am looking for kopi place at hooper road
11am read book st home
12pm eat at Bagus halal Yong tau hu near anson ccf
1pm go frankel ave kopi
2pm go back office return charger
3pm kopi w colleague
4pm back MCF
really kkylp lifestyle ..
and it is not a machine
it is a machine, a siphon coffee maker machine.
siao liao, whole day stay at home surf mcf, never do house work, sure kena from wife tonite!
dun sabo us say it was our fault
never hor
my laptop dieded
no beans LOL....
tell u what... u help me take from MO
then I take from you
Knn, donno when she coming my place to collect makan also.
short how to stir?
my cup small one.
coz if that is market practice..i can tell her mah....pure fark only no feeling or string or watever sou ask so much for wat?
u already hv your spinster....
issit? you mean paya lebar? i went to the workshop there ...
ok i give you some, tomorrow come to beach road, we have bak kut teh
paiseh la.....
10Q!
Tam poh gow boh?
Knn, donno when she coming my place to collect makan also.
friday aft work say... 8-ish?
then b/w 9am - 4pm, what were u doing???
Watch Victoria's Secret and iron wife's underwear.
short?...u let me stir...i will make sure your eyes twitch in pain wau ahahaha or maybe pleasureshort how to stir?
it is a machine, a siphon coffee maker machine.
no moving parts... dun qualify as machine
petrol not cheap leh
jman keep quiet hor.... he work near my area
Ask Jman pass you lor.
can do coffee art oso. if u squeeze properly.
I TRY, I TRY!!!
he of course keep quiet la.
if u start "borrowing" beans frm MO, means he get less leh..
knn, puah my kangtow. Now me no excuse to tell Jman.
u giving him the going to lao hong one isit?
His donno lau hong how long ago liow.
knn, puah my kangtow. Now me no excuse to tell Jman.
but jman is gona give ray his lao hong beans.
His donno lau hong how long ago liow.
hah.. jman beans DEFLATED one ah.
No need say so loud can, we all know your cup very very small one.my cup small one.
coz if that is market practice..i can tell her mah....pure fark only no feeling or string or watever so
market practice is:
1. girl will tell boy she dun wan commitment
2. boy stupid stupid believed
3. after a while... girl ask when r u gg to make a choice
4. boy did not choose girl...
5. all hell broke loose
Edited by Raymondism, 30 January 2012 - 05:44 PM.
friday aft work say... 8-ish?
I gymish lah.
short?...u let me stir...i will make sure your eyes twitch in pain wau ahahaha or maybe pleasure
ello, so small, evey Raymond also win, don't come and hao lian lah.
no moving parts... dun qualify as machine
They name it as such, and got parts, metal filter, moving is the water.
I gymish lah.
sat evening u got dinner.. afternoon i can.. but can onli take and zhao leh.. abit rude hor..
saucer?No need say so loud can, we all know your cup very very small one.
but jman is gona give ray his lao hong beans.
Knn, Jamn picha my standard.
u r toking abt girl..but this is an old ugly spinster....no one will believe her...if she tell the whole world wau hahahaha....market practice is:
1. girl will tell boy she dun wan commitment
2. boy stupid stupid believed
3. after a while... girl ask when r u tt to make a choice
4. boy did not choose girl...
5. all hell broke loose
hah.. jman beans DEFLATED one ah.
AAA?
scared right?ello, so small, evey Raymond also win, don't come and hao lian lah.
sat evening u got dinner.. afternoon i can.. but can onli take and zhao leh.. abit rude hor..
I prefer this way. Me no time to entertain also.
saucer?
Hmm...let me think..... UFO?
u r toking abt girl..but this is an old ugly spinster....no one will believe her...if she tell the whole world wau hahahaha....
then one day she say " I m safe"
then u gong gong... empty everything
die...... *violin music*
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